Man Dies While Trading Altcoins

remember to set stop losses, people.

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It says right there he is alive.

REST IN PEACE

GOOD THING THE LAMBO SAVED HIM


I MEAN AMBO

He did not die. It says so in that same tweet.

It says right there he died to be resurrected. So, he died.

They were probably kek at his pink wojak impression until the reality dawned

>pink Wojak isn’t a meme anymore

I swear your guys are out of reach. HOW CAN YOU BE RESURRECTED IF YOU DID NOT DIE??

>he died
>ambo came
>saved him
Then he didn't die in the first place you fucking nigger

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This is how it works kids.
His brain went crazy with electrity.
Then heart started to quiver and shake instead of beat properly. This isn't death and you aren't resurrected. They just correct the rhythm. Death is flat line, heat stop. You don't come back from that. Movies get it wrong.

>implying you can't have your heart started again

Death is an abstraction, an imaginary border before an irreversible stop. 100 yrs ago a heart arrest was sure death, as well as coma and a wide set of infections

But I'm talking about the past or your mostly dead future. I'm talking now!

he is the crypto messiah

>set stoploss in crypto
>set yourself up perfectly to get buttfucked in flash crashes and shakeouts

rip cunt

Cunt died.

>cunt died
fucking australians

Y'all are aware you can be technically dead and then paramedics revive you right?

he's riding in ambo-land now.
show some respect, cunts

yea it's on a 25 minute cool down

>stop losses
>so i can panic sell when you splash
fuck off whale

Technically dead isn't dead.
Heart stopping isn't dead.
Dead is dead. When you're dead, you need a necromancer, not an ambo.

Not only weak arms but also weak heart?

Watch out heartlets, next time your arms arent the only thing that will fail

>Ambo

One letter away from making it.

>Cunt died
Australians are out of control

Cunt died not him, though

Misuse of terminology. He didn’t die.

lol I can remember watching Dexter and the old dude calls his wife a cunt and the show acts like it's the most damaging word you can say
kind of loses it's impact for bongs or aussies

>This isn't death and you aren't resurrected. They just correct the rhythm.
Found the bcore cuck calling crashes a healthy correction

Can bitcoin really give you epilepsy? Oh my god I told my grandad to buy it what have I done

Accelerated inheritance to invest in bitcoin

This is true, death is an irreversible condition.

People who say "they died" are just using the wrong word to describe temporary loss of circulation. Because they're fucking idiots.

It gets my goat, people talking about "dying" because they had a cardiac arrest. It isn't fucking dying, that's why its called something different you plebeian.

youtube.com/watch?v=OnRhMQT1GWs

So wait he died and THEN crypto saved his life?
PRAISE BTC

THOUSANDS DIED IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.

CRYPTO KNOWS NOTHING OF BODY COUNT YET.

I BOUGHT AT 19.5K AND SOLD 13.8K

KNOWS NOTHING OF BODY COUNT.
YET.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>died
>saved his life

What?

>Dead is dead. When you're dead, you need a necromancer, not an ambo.
this, this, and loooool

I don't want to be reanimated by a witchdoctor in an ambo! How do set up stoplosses in Binance, I just started?

>Implying that stopped heart equals death.
Have you ever heard of electroencephalogram.

Fuck wrong reply

lambos save lives people