Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

They're not squatting fucking Cadians and Cadia blew up

If you think Templars are gone you literally don't have a brain.

>They're not squatting fucking Cadians and Cadia blew up

I hope guard don't get squatted.

A Tyranid infestation leaves a lifeless husk, a Nurgle incursion leaves a diseased planet supposedly

Black templars arent gone

theyre just getting sent to obscurity. I 100% guarantee that their characters will be Last Chance'd in the coming months, and theyll become nothing but an alternate paint scheme

>hope
Is the first step...

Dumbest question I've heard

my GW contact said guard are getting replaced with squats

Humans can handle a meter long and 50cm wide dildos.

A race that murder fucked a God into existing could easily handle Girlyman atrophied dick.

>Implying primarch's cock is evern worthy of glorious space elf vag

Seeing as GS hints at a new Armageddon campaign, I hope that in addition to an Ork triumvirate, we get a triumvirate for the Imperium containing:
1. Yarrick
2. Helbrecht or Grimaldus (I would prefer the latter)
3. Someone new

Newer player here. What;s the deal with Chaos Daemons? Can I mix all four types of Chaos Daemon? Can I mix Chaos Marines with Chaos Daemons?

queer guard regiment when?

>all Imperial Guard are Cadian

>Warhammer
>glorious elf
pick one

>Spehss elf gets outsped by ork
I guess this means Orks really are on fire!

>loyalist space marines constantly stealing design space from chaos space marines
>hey, guys, CSM can't have drop pods because access to deep strike is just too integral to SM
Is there a more retarded opinion?

>Humans can handle a meter long and 50cm wide dildos.
In what orifice?

And your GW contact will be replaced by a Gorkanaut

'scuse me, I's wiv da orkquisition, wot da zog is goin on ere

Read the codex.

Shitposting on Veeky Forums and wistfully looking at models on the webstore doesn't make you a player, despite what all the Sisters of Battle "players" would have you believe.

You should watch out for humisnipers...

>imperial stormcasts

you'd think with all the warp and chaos tech they've been dicking about for thousands of years they would come up with some sort of planet sized teleporter that lets them just poof entire armies onto a planet's surface

but nope. daemons and sorcerers only. gotta have some kind of exit on the planet itself before regular CSMs can spawn

You know, instead of Greyfax we should have gotten an Amalrich model.

Drop pods are ugly and annoying to assemble anyway.

Just because you can shove a pole up human and kill him does not mean it can be "handled"

You'd be amaze how much a vagina can stretch.
If that causes permenant damage is another story altogether

Stop talking about sex.

Usually you have to ally them together, there are a few exceptions to this rule, khorne daemonkin is the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

Why?

Because you've never had any?

>new Armageddon campaign
>all the photos and art will contain Cadian guardsmen, and the story will mention a rather large number of Cadian regiments represent on the planet for some reason, despite it being the home of the Steel Legion

Fucking calling it now

Where user?

Because this is /40kg/ and you're derailing. Also, nice projection.

Like any part of the body, vaginas are semi plastic. If you tug on your ear for a moment it will stretch back, but if you tug on your ear consistently it will slowly stretch.

So if a girl fucks bad dragon dildos everyday for years that pussy will get rekt. Getting fucked once by chad cannot though.

MELEE RACE

>gf
>g
user...

That's a definite possibility, unfortunately.

Personally I would like to see GW use the Armageddon campaign to introduce plastic steel legion kits

Rise of The Primarch, the little in-universe communiques presented in the margins

I hope she's trans. Her having a dick adds way more depth to her toe game.

eh?

Wrong post user im talking Chaos deamons.

>fan art

Does anyone have the Plague Marine [heavy breathing] pic pls

Truth

Please R8

Illegal. You can't even take Conscripts unbound by themselves. You need 2 Infantry Squads and a Platoon Command Squad to take them period.

Tank deathstar/10, would play against

>Khorne hates ranged!
>Bloodthirsters are BS10
Explain this! Checkmate, atheists.

Khorne hates magic, not ranged combat. Checkmate ya twat!

because they're so fucking angry it's a separate stat, nigger.

I'm making fun of the autist im the previous thread.

Being an atheist in 40k comes with nearly the same problems as being one on the diskworld, the gods will fuck you over for it.
Khorne is the master of all warfare and so should be his minions

Hard to be an Atheist when gods are real and you can get sucker punched by their demons/angels/avatars

i am a different user, but yes

Don't be too jealous of our models.

r8 no h8

>implying being an atheist in 40k doesn't also make you a worshipper of a god
There's no escape anyway, so why not just worship the one God that is benevolent to you, aka The God-Emperor of Mankind

>inb4 ancient lore/fantasy lore

I'm not sure, but it seems like you're suggesting that magic corpses and malicious beings from alternate dimensions that are out to fuck you over constitute "gods".

Make a better list

You literally cant

Tell me on what turn did the SoB player table you user.

>ethereals are WS4
>BS3
I thought tau were a shooty race

How is this for a SM all comers list? I haven't decided if I want my techmarine to stick with the pred, or slog it to wherever my dreadnought drops.

ws4 isn't anything to brag about, that's a standard ws for most books

>riptide spam
the madman actually did it!

Well they aren't jewjitsu base Gods if that is what you mean.

Not really, it's the standard WS for marines, which arguably IS most books, but for other races WS4 is either above or below the average.

That, and Tau are WS2 and BS3, then there's this ethereal who's WS4 and BS3 for some reason.

I'm honestly trying to understand whether you actually thought this is a even halfway decent list, or were just being a dick.

>Not having warp spiders
>Not having Wraith Knight
>Not having scatter bike spam
>Not having random Inquisitor with servo skull

Not winning tournaments list/10

>taking free transports in a CAD
m8

Worshiping the emperor does literally nothing, worshipping chaos causes objectively bad things to happen, there's no reason to worship anything in the 40k universe unless you're an insane cultist or you're being forced to.

Worshiping big E does the same thing as worshiping anything else, bro. It's the culmination of human/psychic species emotions in the warp that creates chaos and other gods.

It's a modified tourney list I got from an experienced player. I didn't think it was that bad.

>Worshiping the emperor does literally nothing,
Not if he has four arms

I want to powergame

What's the current most meta formation of any army?

nobz in a naut

Flashgitz in a naut, ya grot

Back from university is that guy I was arguing about Lorgar with at like 6AM two threads ago still here

>Not knowing about 40k lore
>Posting pretending to know

Please stop, there are entire organisations dedicated to track down living saints. Sisters of Battle regularly perform miracles by praying to the Emperor.
Hell a local priest can bless your weapons and actually work to some degree against demons.

>225 points for a fucking captain

>No grav

> SoB acts of faith
> Saint Celestine resurrection
> Pray for salvation

>He STILL fields nobz in a 'naut

SORRY YER GIT, DA META MOOVZ TOO FAST FOR YA

EVERYWUN KNOWZ IZ ALL ABOUT "GROTZ IN A TRUKK" - DA GAME CHANGIN' TORNEY FORMATION DA TOURNEYFAGZ DON'T WANT YOO TO KNOW ABOUT

You dip, they wouldn't include them in GS and Space Hulk just to get squatted.

Billions of Humans have been worshipping the Emperor as a god for ten thousand years and nothing happened. The chaos gods arose with zero direct worship when there were a few hundred million humans in existence.

Emperor worship doesn't work.

Yesterday's tip was Big E's sword, today is hers. What did they mean by this?

Mate, those transports are only free if you take a GLADIUS STRIKE FORCE. You are cheating right now with this. GO BUY THE FUCKING BOOK YOU FAGNIGGER.

The new box was already posted?

Truth.

>Not fielding all the boyz you can

Theyre the absolute best point-per-point troop choice in the entire game!

but user, grav is for faggots.

Read your goddamn Codex faggots

But user, bikes are for faggots anyways

then why dont you use it ?