Tiered edition

>playing blue
cuck detected

Does Nahiri Jeskai count as tiered?

Barely clinging to tier 2 status is still tiered, right.

Everyone doubts the card, but once you try a singleton it becomes very difficult to board less than 2.

Nahiri jeskai is a meme forced by star of David games

You are a meme.

It's matchups could be worse. They could be a lot better, but they could be worse.

>not splashing blue for ceremonious rejection in the side

>playing blue cards

>playing the top deck lottery
It is you who is the cuck

It hits all the good cards affinity, Eldrazi and Tron are trying to play, it's such a great sideboard card I really don't see why more people don't try it if they're running blue, at least 2 go in all my blue sideboards

>tfw still playing fish

Tribals ranked

Babby's first tribal tier
>elves
>goblins

Autism tier
>merfolk
>humans

Patrician tier
>spirits

Tentacle noises tier
>eldrazi

Where do Faeries and Treefolk rank

You missed allies, soldiers and humans.

Special snowflake tier

>humans
Read again senpai

>allies and soldiers
In the trash where they belong.

>autism

O-oh

Because most people here like to play creatures the tappening. It's one of my favorite cards and four of them should be in your sideboard to combat tron degeneracy.

I love being a snowflake

>mfw tron babby just assumes karn will resolve when I only had 1 mana up
The on cast trigger cards are still annoying but the card feels so good holy shit.

>not countering it by exiling double simian spirit guide into mana morphose and then top decking another manamorphose into negate
Poor show desu

>running ssg in a blue deck
Poor meme desu

>tfw modern will never have vintage-tier stacks of counterspells
>tfw casual babbies don't have the ability to play against blue
>tfw wotc knows too well that these babbies make up 90% of their playerbase and refuse to make blue good again in modern

>mental misstep wars are fun
They need to restrict that shit I hate having counter wars early game come down to who drew more missteps. Card is actually broken

Who's talking about misstep you fag

>vintage tier stacks of counterspells
Apparently you were since it's the second most popular spell in vintage at the moment.

As an esper mentor player in vintage I want to disagree but I can't. I'd love to be able to use mana drain instead of just pitching it all the time.

Can't play the lottery when literally any of my cards is good enough to top deck and still present a massive threat.

>Implying I'm not inside your mother right now

>no kithkin

I shiggy,,, It's the best modern tribal deck, its only bad matchup is ad nauseam.

All the memes here are garbage

UNBAN SUMMER BLOOM

>calling elves babby tier
>best constructed tribe after merfolk

UNBAN CONTRACT FROM BELOW

>After merfolk
>Which is After Spirits
>Which is after Eldrazi
>Will always lose to pyroclasm
Makes me think

>spirits
>better than elves

Elves are trash. Get over it

When someone plays pyroclasm, do you just immediately scoop or keep playing to see what other cards are in their deck?

In the current year of the current modern meta I'd say that Spirits are better

Eldrazi, sure - but alien spaghetti monsters form their own reality

>but spirits?
>really?
>come on now user
>wut
>spirits?

Bro, I'm sorry, it unironically is better than Elves right now.

>what is overextending?
>what are lords?
>what is Ezuri?
>what are sideboard cards?

diestodoomblade.jpeg

Show us where the bad Shaman of the Pack touched you. Show us on the doll.

The difference to doom blade is that it's just 1 card.
The entire deck dies to pyroclasm, oh and if you get angered you might as well just kill yourself.

Might have to move elves to autism tier

>this delusion
end your life you fucking loser

>implying elves aren't just all over the place because >muh special snowflake builds

Is this one guy really enough to push it into autism tier? I say yes.

>elves aren't .04% of the meta, they're actually .053% of the meta!!! See I'm right!!!!11!!!

Can I join the party with my aura tribal

He needs some rancoring

Just to prove you wrong.

>Esper control
>0.34%

yay

What did you just throw that together in excel right now you fucking faggot lmao.

>look mom I'm retarded.

>Look mom I go to the only site that misrepresents facts that support my autistic tribal deck
Also, the fact that it omits storm getting a ban makes me know it's shit.

Tribals updated

Babby's first tier
>merfolk
>goblins

Autism tier
>humans
>faeries
>kithkin

Super Autism tier
>elves

Patrician tier
>Spirits

Tentacle tier
>Eldrazi

Tribes that are so bad I'm not going to list them
>everything else

Superb List
10/10

WHERE'S LIGHTNING BOLT TRIBAL

Is it boggling your mind that I want to join your list with my aura tribal?

Actual tribals you autists

Can we stop calling dumb shit tribal when it isn't?

Lightning bolt tribal is a good joke. Aura tribal is bad

What about my cum on your mothers chin tribal?

Merfolk is OG tier nigger, tf are you on??
Eldrazi is memekid tier

t. burn player

t. bogles player

Merfolk is one of the decks tribal fags can build in modern and a lot of people flock to it because of that hence the babby's first tribal tier. We can move it back to autism tier if you'd like though.

I think we can wait for someone to mention running coco in it before we move it to autism tier

>coco fish

what

Does coco even give fish anything or would you be splashing green solely to play coco?

Sideboard stuff

why did the chicken cross the road is a good joke

why did the rooster cross the road isn't a good joke

>no karn tribal
shit list

see

Where do zombies fall?

Also on the tribal subject, I remember seeing soldier stompy lists a few years ago that were just D&T + soldier lords with extreme hate out of the SB, but they seem to have completely disappeared in the last few years

I might go throw together solider tribal just to fuck around now

>tribes that are so bad I'm not going to list them

then what the fuck are kithkin doing up there?

And what about sliver? allies? they suck but they do a hell of a lot better than
>humans
>goblins
>KITHKIN

Speaking of goblins, I kinda wanna throw a deck together

Should I go grindy? I know traditionally you'd think fast but let's think differently. Maybe sneak in best Walker, Koth

I'm ready for the hate

Good article guys

starcitygames.com/article/26855_Thoughtseize-You.html

Who are these articles for? This all seems very obvious

>what are kithkin doing
Kithkin is currently the most competitive tribal atm and can beat DSJ consistently. It only loses to the mirror and Living end.

>slivers
see earlier post

>allies
See earlier post

>humans
Humans is like 1 or 2 cards away from being
competitive and GW is actually decent

>golbins
Did well at tcg player states and is usually something that tribalfags like and is usually a go to for tribal in any format. Modern Goblins also isn't as terrible as you think it is.

>Kithkin is currently the most competitive tribal atm and can beat DSJ consistently. It only loses to the mirror and Living end.
What the fuck

Did I miss a new meme in the last few threads? I haven't been on tg in a while. The last meme I remember is the mox opal/ssg being vintage level cards

You are like a little baby

Watch this

How does that differentiate Kithkin from any other white tribal?

A few threads ago some guy posted a bunch of images like that with shitkin in them and said his brew was solid and it's only bad matchup was ad naus. This user clearly didn't save the rest of the images because he's a pleb.

That said, I don't have the images either. Don't worry about it though, Kithkin is just a shitty meme.

I've got 2 open spots in my Esper Draw-Go

what combination of Gideon AoZ, Gideon Jura and Elspeth Sun's Champ should I rock?

>goes straight to semantics
>enforces 'dies to doomblade'

k.

>it must be just one guy who disagress with me, i'm sure!

missionaccomplished.jpeg

More importantly: should you call it boh-gels or boggels?

>Patrician tier
>>Spirits

Fucking Rad

As much as I hate to say it, I'd be completely fine with Mistep not just being Restricted; but being just straight up banned out.

Mistep is the absolute most cancerous card they've ever printed and restricting it will only lead to retarded feelsbad moments where your opponent has his 1x Mistep in the opening hand , which leads to you getting blown the fuck out.

Fuck. Fucking. Phyrexian. Mana.

>Favorite shitbrew to stomp?
Tron.

Gud bait user.