What is everyone going to buy once they make it?

a nice house

Go to Ukraine, user. Nicer pussy

nice house with plot of land

Thinking about buying one in January or February, I'm split between a 911 and a ferrari

Condoms

might go there too, but in thailand they are more strict on weed

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this one in grey or black.
Fuck me this car is hot af.

An apartment in the Pearls District of Portland Oregon. Shits like $5k+ a month

Transfer money into a crypto country haven, withdraw and convert to usd, then spread gains in Index funds not keeping 1 cent.

>not getting a signed Tesla from Elon Musk
baka

For me, probably a vacation in Europe.

too pretty girls, i will be intimidated and nervous. Also more expensive i think

Rem modeled sexbot. What kind of small minded faggot wastes his money on a fucking car. sage for Veeky Forums unrelated.

Grocery getter

I looooooove 9/11

>Ukraine
>expensive

Dude the average guy there earns like 500€/month max

>very poor african countries

That's a VERY bad idea user, especially if you have money.

unamusementpark.com/2011/08/welcome-to-the-jungle-unamusement-park-explores-the-congo-part-1/

will travel the world and buy experince...

I already have a very good car and a decent house.. travelled a lot in my 20ies, I am 30 and will travel till i die if i make it.

fuck lambos.

911. Cheaper to own (servicing and such).

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I'll buy a Rolex submariner that will be a family heirloom and sell my shitty Audi to buy a shitty Honda/Toyota/mazda. As long as it's cheap. Cars are an incredible waste of money

Depends when I'll stop, if I it 500k ill pay off my mortage and debts, then buy an Audi R8

If ill make a million, ill switch the R8 to lambo.

>not even a HSV

Ausbro spotted

sexy

It depends on your definition of making it. If I really made it I would buy like 5 cars because why not.

If I just become a borderline millionaire let's say I would buy two cheap used cars, one fun and one comfy and put serious bank into a house or apartment like pic related. The reason is that most of the time you are actually outside the car, so spending money on it is useless.

The rest of my life would be mostly the same (currently in college but no debt so can do anything with it)

>literally blacked out for a split-second when they floored it
you must be very ill lol

$100 gets you 24 hrs companionship
Hookers don't care about your looks user, they only care about their payout

Nice try fiat man, better luck next time

>911
>Cabriolet
Have you considered suicide to improve the world?

An old beater. I just want a fucking home that u can rent some rooms to some cholos and work part time.

This

mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/btr-60-8#currency=USD

I can already purchase one with my gains but i wanna hit 100k before I cash any significant amount out.

Also, anyone have any fucking idea how much it would cost for me to import this into the states? Otherwise it's street legal

Yes, many times

My aryan GF

An apartment in Medellin. You can get a luxury apartment with all the bells and whistles, within walking distance of the best restaurants, bars, parks, and whore houses for under $150,000 and under $200/month for taxes and condo fees. Plus the average daily temperature is 62-76° and women aren't spoiled, narcissistic cunts like they are here in the USA.

This, my dude. Someday soon (once I 6x my portfolio) I'll finally be a free man. Can't wait

If I make it fuckin' goodbye wage/debt slavery. Imma pay the house off, make my grill quit her job and then have her make sammiches and take loads full time. She can then have and raise my children so I can pass on my European genetics to the next generation, while you nigger rich fucks die alone buying piss yellow hot wheels cars.

Didn't even notice the chains were cigs.

>mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/btr-60-8#currency=USD

Consumption: 58 l/100 km

fuuuuuuuckkkk hahahaha

healthy but had no experience with that kind of speed

adrenaline hit me hard lol

>ITT:anons escape Jewish slavery buy go right back in by purchasing depreciating assets like the niggers they are
I am sickened by you all. transfer all your crypto to me and kyselves. Consumerist fagots.
you smart

>still better than most US cars

but*

So Pablo Escobar was even richer in Colombia?

Will buy two appartments that my mom will manage, meanwhile I'll travel and socialize.

Hmm its an ok price. But i want ti fuck at least 1000 girls to make up for the lost years without

Buy some essentials.

Put the rest in Index Funds, government bonds and some other shits that can net me 5-10% a year.

Have some in the checking account for vacation trips with the gf

I won't buy anything.

I already have a small cozy apartment completely paid off, no debt at all, my cost of living is extremely low (~€5000 / year, and I already get €12000 a year in Neetbux, I just invest the remaining amount into Crypto).

The goal is to cash out about 80% when I reach ~€500,000, and then diversify that in stocks, silver/gold, and potentially upgrade my apartment to a bigger one in a nicer location.

Then I'll just keep living the comfy neet life.

Don't fall for the lambo-land meme, don't waste this free money we're all earning from our digital burger king coins.

what does your mom get out of this?

How long will you risk holding? I'm hoping to hold as well but i fear the crash

Burgers are such fucking idiots! ahahahahahah

kys through your asshole you dumb amerifuck

Holy fuck they put an ls2 in one of these?? KEK

Unless something happens that makes me lose faith in Crypto, I won't cash out.

I will never ever cash out more than 80% either, always leave a bit of Crypto so you don't get left behind if it moons for real.

I believe BTC will hit anywhere between $50,000 and $100,000 before the end of 2018, and if it crashes into the ground, I'll simply buy more and hold for another 5+ years.

€500,000 is my goal because with that amount of money I'll be able to live the rest of my life without having to worry about anything.

Keep in mind my initial investment was very low and I'll be completely fine even if Crypto crashes and burns completely.

ls3**

Wtf I love bogans now (even more)

>Condoms never break.

Fair enough, just for a friendly reminder, there are a bunch of Trans-Hookers in Thailand. As for Cambodia, it isnt my cup of tea, too many pedo there

for me its this. hummer baby and will have the diesel bros mod it up.

That's only $100k in that part of the world. Some people here make that in a day

I think you're forgetting to add inflation on your calculations mate.

If you can live with, lets say, 7000€/year nowadays, you might need around 11000€/year in 10 years to maintain the same lifestyle.

Absolutely, he was worth billions in a city where you can live really comfortably making $800 or less a month.

You could go fuck a prostitute and celebrate with a nice steak dinner afterwards for under $60usd.

And it goes without saying, but the coke is incredible and a fraction of the price here in the USA and you can buy an 1/8 of slightly below mid grade weed for $10. Just keep an eye out for anyone on the streets with a briefcase full of gum, tissues, mints, etc. All of them have drugs if you ask for mota or cocaina.

A ticket out of Venezuela, and some money to begin to settle in Chile.

a clean looking used truck for work

I was looking at a 2012 silverado with 60k on it, it's probably sold by now

probably something like that though

I'm far from having any kind of decent status symbol. My car is all kinds of fucked up. Has a busted out window and a messed up hatch from when I abandoned it on the side of the road driving drunk during a hurricane and someone broke into it. The rear brakes are fucked up and for some reason no mechanic I've taken it to has been able to figure it out.

So I figure I'm a little bit cursed and I need to grind pretty hard before I get anything better. And when I do, I better be a little modest about it

this has been my affordable dream car ever since I first saw it in Gran Turismo

911 is a dream, but Cayman is more than enough for my eccentric needs.

Their aids can melt steel beams lad

>Reply
They're getting harder to find in Japan.

That's why I'll invest like I said in Even so at the current rate €500,000 would last me for 100 years, but it's highly unlikely that I have more than 60-70 years left at best, properly invested this money will last me a lifetime.

I will also likely inherit around €300,000 from my grandparents in the next 5-10 years.

If Crypto keeps mooning I'll be able to keep living the neet life for the rest of my life.

I test drove a cayman

I really dont like the sound. The rear is disgusting with the single exhaust. Should have been quad exhaust at the rear and a better diffuser. I saw a cayman with quad exhaust and I fucking cried because it was so beautiful

I would buy this, rent out my appartment, quit my job and, climb, hike, ski accross europe with my gf

I want a small house with a small gym, a basic as fuck car that gets me from A to B and some videogames

I dunno mate. Porsche's a Porsche. I'd be happy even with a second-hand Boxster or an old 928. Porsche will always turn heads, no matter the model.

this

buy an island.
make it my own country.
buy bomb from North Korea.
???
profit.

if I had like a million, I'd cash out 80% and buy a nice apartment in the city I'm currently living and put the rest into stocks/ETFs. I'd keep working for a while though.

5 million +, i'd do the same as above but quit work and start studiying again for fun. probably computer science/robotics. Shouldn't be too hard with a background in math.

I have a C-Class AMG and they're a great brand/car. I recc

I'd buy me some land in BC Canada, put something like pic related on it and enjoy my life in nature. Spend my days fishing, hunting, working out and working on my microfarm. Everything must be solar powered and I'll use rainwater or some other natural resource. Not paying a dime for something you can get for free.

Far away from all those deluded city socialists and gibsmedats. God my country is retarded.

I'm Belgian by the way.

don't you think that's overly optimistic?

Same. Making money while I sleep and waking up to a comfy day of gamedev is the best feeling. There's nothing I want more than creating my dreams at a cozy pace.

Thought belgium was bourgeois as fuck user.

Comfy house though, a bit large for me though. Too much upkeep

this is a very nice dream desu user i hope you make it as i have the same wish

beta car lol

Just bought myself a new Cayman.

What I like about Porsche is they treat you like royalty regardless of the car your buying, even though it was "only" a Cayman I was given it for a weekend with a full tank of fuel and they couldn't do enough for me, after this they then sent me on a track day to better learn the car which was a huge amount of fun and included a delicious 3 course meal. Car gets delivered in March and I can't wait, feels like a childhood dream come true.

I suppose If I did properly make it I'd so buy a GT3.

Bitcoin has went 20x this year alone, if anything that prediction is conservative.

I hope we both reach our goals and remain comfy for the rest of our lives.

Belgium does have beautiful places and me & my friends are middle class folks, which I am very grateful for. But our government never gets anything done, taxes the shit out of you, flooded our country with refugees etc. It's just insane. Also, housing is expensive as fuck here.

I'm not going to pay 350 000 euros for a small house with a small garden when I know there are cheaper and more beautiful places to live in this world.

I've seen things get worse and I'm only 25 years old. I can only imagine how my grandfather feels when he says the whole country has turned to shit, because he's damn right.

Nice! I went to their dealership once. The GT3 looks like a race car in person. Every car was a nice mix of luxury, sport and class. The salesman revved up a 911 Turbo for me and said that if I took a regular 911 to the track it would be more than enough speed.

Classy as fuck. 'Mirin heavily.

I'll buy me an Audi A5.
Bitches love A5's.

Yeah, something to think about/aspire to I guess is that if you ever buy a new Porsche, you get an invite to come along to this:

youtu.be/btNOWnjEv5k?t=75

I'm in the UK but I believe they have one in Atlanta now.

I'm in ATL. Enjoy your sweet ride