Magic item thread. Discuss magic items. Make magic items. Mundane to mythical, post your items and what they do.
>Thunderous Shield >When struck, produces a thunderous sound in a cone in front of the wielder, deafening friend and foe alike. 10 charges, recharged by being in a thunderstorm, will take thunder from storm until filled back to 10 charges.
>Leaky Umbrella >When opened, produces rain under the umbrella at random strengths ranging from a drizzle to hurricane-force rain. Stops if not being held by a sentient being. Can be ripped out of hands by sudden 100+ mph wind and rain, hold onto your pants, kid.
>Returning Caltrops >Caltrops that will return to the users hand on command so long as they're nearby. Teleportation based, not impeded by walls or obstacles.
Ryder Turner
>Geront's Beard An obviously fake cotton beard. Putting it on automatically ages anyone by forty years. Its wearer cannot die from old age inflicted by this beard, and taking it off removes the effect.
>Grumpy Cane The damage inflicted by hitting objects with this cane is directly proportionate to it wielder's age, with teenagers dealing the minimal damage and people over 100 dealing maximum damage.
>Splinter Sword A wooden sword that deals as much direct damage as a normal wooden sword does. However, with every hit it releases a cloud of razor-sharp splinters that work as shrapnel in a small area, but do not harm the sword's wielder. The splinters regenerate once the sword is put into its sheath.
>Fat Lady's Glass A sizeable wine glass. Holding it in front of your face while singing at a particularly high pitch causes it to explode into a cone of sharp broken glass. The glass automatically reforms several seconds after the explosion.
>Laurels of Champions The wearer of this laurel wreath wins every competition he takes part in, no matter if by sheer luck or an unexpected surge of energy. Each time a competition is won this way, a single leaf shrivels and falls off the wreath. Once there are no leaves left, the wreath becomes useless.
Logan Green
If two laurel users face each other, they should burn out leaves until one or both are worthless, but making an awesome to watch event
Alexander Diaz
The Shield of Dorian Gray: the picture drawn on this tall shield changes to reflect its current wielder. This picture takes damage in its owner's stead, meaning that its owner cannot be harmed as long as he wields it. However, the instant he takes a look at the picture on the shield, all of the wounds it collected are transferred back to him, usually killing him instantly.
Robert Garcia
It's a unique item. Once it runs out, that's it for all time.
Brandon Long
>people over 100 dealing maximum damage.
what if I'm a 101 year old elf
Nicholas Peterson
Guess what bucko, your hit five better be 102
William Ross
Then the cane flies up your butt.
Bentley Martin
You can't make me abide by that answer.
Christopher Morales
elf's dont count They're like revese dogs when it comes to aging a 60 years old elf is still prolly wetting the bed
