LET'S ROLL UP A POST APOCALYPTIC SOCIETY!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Gas Masks...

Rolled 94 (1d100)

We got gas masks, and...

Rolled 32 (1d100)

Body of Knowledge, meaning we've got various texts of information on our body, by tattoos, scarification, branding, etc.

and spiky as shit

Rolling now for Unique Resource

Rolled 29 (1d100)

Scrap is our Unique Resource. We've got a shitload of it. Since we're raiders, we can say that it's mostly plunder from raids.

Rolling for Equipment Quality.

Um nope, we actually got unique body mods, not Body of Knowledge (although that would be cool).

So we got body mods, probably made of spikes.

Pretty metal.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

We run on garbage and scrap and scrap garbage. Sounds about right.

Rolling for Vehicles

Rolled 76 (1d100)

Ramshackle, of course. I expect nothing less of xenophobic asshole raiders whose top resource is scrap. Makes sense. Nobody wants to trade with us, so we have to steal. And nobody wants to trade with us BECAUSE we steal.

Oh, I see now. What should it be? Filed teeth? Pierced dicks?

Armored, fucking A.

Rolling for Special vehicle shit

Rolled 34 (1d100)

So we got fricking Harpoons / grapplers and..

Rolled 72 (1d100)

Harpoons and Grapplers, and....

Rolled 34 (1d100)

TURBO CHARGED

Rolling Legendary Vehicle...

Almost got spikes. But we got TURBOCHARGE.

Shit, we got two rolls for the same thing.

Do we take both or discard polecats?

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Discard polecats

War Rig. Hell yeah.

Rolling for Other Shit

Hmm, let's put that eleven in to savings and start talking about /our boys/, to see where it applies.

So, First we gotta find a leader. We gotta be DEMOCRATIC about it, so we have two options:
1) Voting
2) Dubs

SUMMARY:

Xenophobic, asshole raiders who are very democratic.

We wear gasmasks, have spiky armor, and some sort of body modifications.

Our main resource is scrap, mostly the plunder from our raids. This reflects on our equipment quality, which is ramshackle as fuck. Think the pipe weapons from Fallout 4.

We drive armored vehicles, which I think should be a mix of old military vehicles and modified civilian cars. They're turbo-charged and have harpoons/grapplers to catch fleeing prey.

Our Flagship vehicle is a War Rig, which I think would basically be an 18-wheeler that we load all our loot into after raids, and has a bunch of cool turrets and heavy guns on it, basically acting as a battleship on land.

We sound pretty fucking dangerous and aggressive. I would think we'd be the main villain faction in whatever the setting is, terrorizing the local settlements with armored blitzkriegs.

It doesn't seem to apply to anything, I made the roll not realizing that there was no accompanying chart.

I also think we just sound like the War Boys from Fury Road for the most part.

I vote that dubs declares our leader, unless popular opinion is overwhelmingly in favor of someone posted. Start posting candidates, lads. Here's mine.

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Rolled 90, 26, 33, 44, 81, 91, 74, 49, 90, 77, 58, 88, 4, 5 = 810 (14d100)

Testing whether it's possible to roll insane amounts of dice.

Rolling for a rivals (the roll should be 14d100)

Oh my god our possible rivals are too good to be true.

Fucking ghoul tribe dressing in old world clothes thinking they're old-school punks, driving with shiny old world cars and they have a motherfucking helicopter.

Oh, and they provide breeding services. My fucking god.

Cool, let's break this down

90=Wretched
26=Tribal
33=Dictatorship
44=Not the Lingua Franca
81=Pyromaniacs
91=Spiky
74=Jewelry
49=Punks
90=Breeders
77=Old World equipment quality
58=Classic cars, like muscle cars, roadsters, trucks, etc
88=Extra Armor
4=Shiny and Chrome
5=Chopper

So a bunch of ghoul punks with lots of pussy driving classic cars, led by a helicopter, and burning shit down. Should make for a fine rival to our heavy armor scrap raiders.

Rollan for this guy

I'mma just bumpa and reroll this guy.

We're dying, /boys/! We can't let the fricking ghouls overrun us!

I'm kinda busy so this isn't going too well, I'll just try to bumpa.