CYOA General

Last Thread Info on creation and archives of cyoas.
pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

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>goddessbux
For the potential cash and free stuff
>Liberty
For free travel to places you've been as long as there's a door you can mark secretly.
>Smartest Phone
for the utility

Taking Citrus Vampire and Grow Friend Grow would be good too but you still can't guarantee that you'd have access to a citrus fruit you could drink.

Does the shampoo have xenoestrogens in it? If no, I'll take it. As well as Citrus Vampire and Goddessbux

3? This thread and last thread.

There's a throg too :/

Not the creator but seeing as it's goddess stuff I'd say anything bad in it would be a big no.

What the hell is a throg? Is it some sort of cancer meme?

I don't filter for stupid stuff like that to show at the top of a catalog, so I didn't notice it.

Technically 0 threads in that case

Quick, someone make a cyoa thread

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Huzzah!

>I don't filter for CYOA
Well what are you dong here then?

TIME TO POST SOME WAIFU SHIT

I want to cuddle Cheryl and tell her I love her the way she is.

It doesn't matter. If my waifu, Dae Eun-Yeong, can't stop what's going to happen, then none of it matters. She has my cuddles. And also love, but that can't be bought with saving the world.

Waifu super team when?

I was really surprised when I had first played this. I had picked Cheryl and was not nearly as bothered by the problem as I had thought I would be.

Like, I consider myself straight, and don't really have any interest in futa stuff, but for some reason I didn't feel bothered by it in this one...

Divine Day Spa, because right now my shoulders and back are really aching and I need a good massage.

Citrus Vampire, for all the hiking and running I'm too out of shape to do yet.

Liberty, so that I can finally travel the world without having to worry about the cost or travel times. Assuming there are doors labeled FACP.

My Nigga? Cheryl's gonna get lewded into unconsciousness and she's going to love it.

Immersive 10 pages long waifu cyoa when?

One particular user throws autistic shitfits whenever a cyoa thread doesn't have a set title and a link to some circlejerk pastebin.

Cyoa Throg pisses him off by having neither, so it keeps happening.

Oh, just spergs sperging at spergs. Got it, I'll file that away under irrelevant.

It's because the others are so awful that it makes a dick seem like the least of your concerns.

I still think Nine of Cups is the best ending for Cheryl. Her family gets the male heir they've always wanted, she gets a body she's not ashamed of, and I get to be a gorgeous futa. Everyone wins!

That's an older version. Here's the newest (at least until the author finishes and releases the next one).

I'm actually working on a kind of waifu super-team CYOA, but my progress is slow because my ass burgers and bipolar seem hell bent on keeping me in be forever.

Mystery Box is the best option.

I too, hate being kept in be. God speed, user.

This is my work in progress for it.
I'm almost done with the second row of Elixir descriptions and I'll repost it with them if you guys want.

This still one of my favorites.
Ava is best girl, Lisa is a close second.

Not my favorite Mystery Boxes, but I'm sure some people will enjoy them.

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Got about 4 or 5 more pages to go and a fuck ton of text, but I have almost all the images I'll need and have the general layout planned.

>Some of the best looking CYOA's use real photos.
I would love to see you prove this

Not sure if this page needs spoiling, but I will just in case for its suggestive themes.

Not actually sure if this is technically a Mystery Box, but fuck it. It's part of the CYOA.

Dat Yukariko and Tachi...too bad I didn't grab the tie and went after the dad(?) and convinced him(?) to have happy family fun with Tachi.

Chose Wick and Emi. Getting family members talking to each other again is my fetish. Though I need to figure out safe ways to do for Wick's sake.

>Bloodline
Changeling (8). They all look appealing to me except vanilla Vampire and Earth person, honestly.

>Magic
Elementalism Sorcerer (3)

>Stats
Additional + for Physical (1)
Additional + for Social (0)

>Final Stats
Physical ++
Mental ++
Social +

Best of the Best CYOA coming through! Out of the way, peasants!

First CYOA I ever got obsessed with.
Really needs an update...

>Really needs an update...
Nah, the latest version (which you didn't post) seems good enough.

>Best of the Best CYOA
>Not Trap Queen

Oh shit!
Is it in the Pastebin Dropbox or the Google Drive?

Well I guess here are the out of date mystery boxes.

I liked the characters. Still picked brown mystery box because I don't want a waifu and the blue+pink boxes were obvious.
I don't mind what I got mind you.

>Is it in the Pastebin Dropbox or the Google Drive?
Probably one of the various archives listed in the Pastebin, yes.

Funny as it is, between the child assassin, the symbiote's alien knowledge, Eun-Yeong's future knowledge, Tabitha's kaiju form and Meshara's arsenal of Atlantean artifacts/millennia of heroic experience you got a not at all bad super team to stand up to the invasion.

> Highlander helping Scientist make a not shite map for Necromancer
> Highlander should have done cartography
> Necromancer is finally within tasting room

This is a weird world we live in.

Once you remove the veganism Tabitha becomes flawless, so there's her.

Harem Creator mentioned something about being too swamped with schoolwork to continue working on his Magical Girl CYOA. It would've been the second out of 9 anime inspired ones he had planned.

No clue what you're talking bout

Okay, here's the latest version... I think.

...gimme a minute, this is actually a little tougher than I first expected.

See

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Dude, post the updated versions of the secret pages.

Nope. Latest version lists Technology as one of the reasons why you might get chosen for the program.
It also has two pages of secret info, and each girl's picture is only used once in those pages.

EO?

Mother of fuck...
Well this is the one in the Google Drive and there isn't one in the Dropbox, so this is the best I can do.
Sorry guys.

Faggot to the rescueeeee

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God bless you, Faggot!

>the Google Drive
There's three of them, and that's before you get to author-specific archives.

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>There's three of them
...Shit man, I only ever used the second one, my bad...

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Need more waifu shit.

I'm posting as fast I can, user!
I'm only one man.

Thanks for the update, brovahkiin.

>Choice: Vagina
>Motivation: Hero
>Body Archetype: Beautiful (Oversexed + Mild Mannered)
>Gender Type: Female
>Body Features:
-F cup breasts
-Badonkadonk ass
-Green eyes
-Head hair to shoulders
-Restricted body hair (pubic mound)
-Red hair with blonde highlights
-Sultry voice
>Modifiers:
-Restricted Infusions (all over body)
-Restrained Donations
-Enhanced Production
-Hypno Junk
-Sticky Situation
-Alternative Discharge (breasts, milk)
-Sharing is Caring
-Reabsorption
-Waste Not
-Elastic Capacity
-Coming Apart
-Nutrilicious Output
-Efficient Exchange
-Shock and Awe
-Super Swimmers
-Wild Side (Cow, Horse)
-Generator (potential to go infinite with Restrained Donations and Elastic Capacity, using Coming Apart when I become too large)
-Open Tap
-Seed Bearer
-Holely Vulnerable
-Power Leak

TOTAL POINTS: 38
>Tools of the Trade: Ring of Erasing
>Kryptonites: None
>Allies:
-Barbara Sidekick-No-More
-Double Team
>Secret Identity/Day Job: Wealthy Philanthropist + Upgrade (one of the richest people on Earth)
>HQ: Opulent (+ School + Residence + Lewd)
>Sidekick: Zoidner

>SUPERPOWERS:
-Minor Resistance (no ageing)
-Self Sustenance
-Thermal Immunity
-Disease and Toxin Immunity
-Magical and Psychic Immunity
-Complete Physical Immunity
-Minor Enhancement
-Enhanced Reflexes
-Superior Musculature
-Adaptive Muscle Memory (my bread and butter, especially considering that I'm *fucking invincible*)
-Enhanced Mind
-Aura Vision/True Sight
-Danger Sense
-Super Grip/Wall Crawling
-Flight
-Teleportation

Tl;dr: I'm basically a sexy, female, indestructible version of Taskmaster with more money than God and actual morals. Let's go do some hero shit.

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This one is so simple, but I fucking love it so much more than the photo version.

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Meshara is an absolute god-tier choice and I'm glad I made it.

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Honestly I don't see anything wrong with Tabitha, I just didn't pick her.

Heather is more in line with my fetishes, but they were pretty clear about her pretty much having the mind of a child, and while I was relieved to know that she would eventually grow out of it, that aspect still caused me to nope the hell away.

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>Honestly I don't see anything wrong with Tabitha, I just didn't pick her.
Veganism.

Wait, huh?

>Citrus Vampire
Wondering how much orange juice with pulp counts. If not at all, I can always buy more oranges.

>Goddessbux
Surveys, eh? Sounds neat.

>Smartest Phone
Incredibly convenient.

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That is exactly what I was thinking. Being in SPOUSE TEAM 1 would be entertaining.

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Ace of Wands is the card I take, and that alone. Let's see what happens.

>Eunice

Oh. Oh dear. Also, why's she dislike Mississippi?

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Read the actual file posted. In this version she's not vegan.

Free tickets
Grow friend grow
Smartest phone

And here's my build:
[Difficulty]
Pantheon (No Hope Mode)
[Goddess Tokens]
27/48
[Goddesses]
>Demeter (+6)
>Freyja (+9)
>Isis (+6)
>Shub-Niggurath (+12)
>Xochiquetzal (+6)
[Comfort]
Comfort Royal
[Comfort Modifications]
Guards
Maids
Larger Comfort
Mythical Beast (Bunyip)
General Market
Youthful Springs
Comfort Control
[Power-Ups]
Increased Strength
Shape Shifting
Increased Endurance
Lewdification
Domainship
[Events]
>{Slice of Life}
>The Beach
>Home Movies
>Romantic Dates
>Meeting The Family
>Grand Balla
>Hobbies Hobbies
>Sexual Release
>Raising Demigods

My Precious Shubby is the most adorable, but I love all my goddesses.
Also, what are her kids actually like? For some reason, I picture them as little black eldritch sheep...

In that case yes, she's flawless.
>Reading
What are ya, a nerd?

Gonna have to go with
"All" Expense Paid Trip, Citrus Vampire, and Fruity Drink.
Beach Bum extraordinaire coming right up!

I like these "Waifu With A Catch" CYOAs.
I should make one...

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Go ahead, if you want. Just realize that the best you'll get out of making one is a bunch of initial angry (You)'s, then a fall into obscurity.

Sometimes getting any kind of reaction is better than nothing at all.

I'm nearing the end of what I have.

I want to fuck that cat.

Would be nice to see if people still fall for it.
I would also like to fuck that cat.