Is there any point even keeping orks part of the hobby anymore? They have literally nothing going for them

Is there any point even keeping orks part of the hobby anymore? They have literally nothing going for them

>durr durr git autistic retard speech only fat neckbeards find amusing
>shitty fluff oH No here come the big bad orks good thing they've never won literally any important conflicts
BUT BUT M MUH BEAST
Think again shitstain the beast was BTFO by a shattered imperium
>shitty rules means literally nobody is afraid of them
>npc race every 40k game is about effortlessly slaying armies of them, orks are a meme
>literally bring nothing unique to the setting, CHAOS does space raiders better and can actually get shit done (see the gathering storm) and GW doesn't even want them to be able to loot anymore with the removal of that rule
>all ork players are fat neckbeards- you can't prove me wrong
>ugly ass fucking models, looking like a caricature of a gay inbred nigger

TLDR, orks are cancer and the hobby would be better if gw squatted them

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Typical ork player

Or maybe they're a potentially interesting niche/aesthetic that requires a lot of effort to bring back into relevance, but is not wholly salvageable? I enjoy the whole jury-rigged mechanics thing, as well as their often more comedic approach to the grimdark, though I recognize they are currently mechanically very weak.

I knew three Ork players in my day.

The first two were really great guys who were actually the best modelers and painters out of anyone else at the shop. Like seriously, these guys were unreal. They enjoyed designing Ork armies the way they thought they should look, which was of course a massive assortment of random shit strewn together. It was really well done and looked fantastic. These guys were great and playing against them was just as fun because they'd get into it and try and fight the way they'd think the Orks would actually fight.

When you play with people like that it's more fun in my opinion.

Anyways the last guy was basically

The comedic approach might have been funny back in 1987, but now whenever an ork player tries to be funny the board collectively cringes

The jury rigged aesthetic is currently in use with the genestealer cults, who pull it off far better than the green retards ever could

>genestealer cults
Gay.

Not as gay as muh inbred apes with huge muscles str3 lol they can't even beat a conscript in an arm wrestle

Besides genestealer cults actually bring a unique playstyle, whereas orks are just every other faction done shittily

...

Even guard do a green swarm better than orks

Soooooo.... You got your ass handed to you by an ork player and now you realize what a shitty player you are?

Do all of the orkfags know they're useless? Are they too cucked to even argue? They're silence is like them admitting they mean nothing

A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.

HAHAHAHAHA

I have never lost a game to an orkfag

They think they're shitty stolen bikes make them hot shit

Try riding down 3 riptides with full markerlight support nerd

I think a total overhaul of their ethos would be good. Not like wow because wow orks are just as bad. Instead of goofy, stupid, silly, fodder, they should portray them as having quite an adult persona, rather than something that appeals to a child.

The enjoyment of killing in a quieter more personal way rather than blathering on and laughing like some drunk hooligan who gets into a fight.

Total psychotic murderers who

I guess what I'm saying is night lords without the night stuff and the psychological warfare part being instrinsic to their actions rather than a deliberate tactic.

The complete removal of ork speak.

Stolen bikes

Too true
They are literally the niggers of the setting

But you responded faggot

Not even a sheep, orkfags are so unthreatening they might as well be lambs

That's what I thought. Don't worry, those mean ol ork players won't hurt your snowflake feelings next time. Mommy will be there to make sure they're nice to you

Oh look, another "STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE" thread.

Oh hey look, the 40k player thinks he's hot shit.

Try playing a real competitive war game, so you don't look like a retard bragging about your wins

Too useless to win games
Try harder ghazghull, maybe you'll catch that old man eventually!

Won't have to stop liking them if they're removed from the game

I don't play 40k, I know virtually nothing about it. That being said, you are on a Chinese cartoon book website complaining about a fantasy race in a board game... accusing people of being neckbeards. Conifer the source.

Lmao try harder pushing your "competitive wargame"
Like war machine with its shitty fucking models and muh play like you got a pair cancer meaning nobody is allowed to address the games problems

Infinity is weeaboo trash

I bet you also think NASCAR is a competitive sport, and esports are real

So what? Lets gut a key race to the franchise and replace it with a snarling alternative that really likes killing people and war in general, just not in a "fun" way?

I scrolled through a wall of quest threads for this shit?

My theory is GW realizes how out of place they are in 40k and is quietly letting them die (and steering the players to AoS)

I find it weird that people dont find child like orks who fight and murder for fun is unsettling. Mentally they are toddlers who can't register pain like we do and feel pleasure from killing and murdering. Like a child they enjoy that pleasure completely without a sexual aspect. They are child sociopaths.

So basically you just want PSSSSH nothing personal kid 360 choppa wanna know how I got these scars orks

Nah that sounds gay. Better off just removing them from the game

You need help.

>it's another autist is also retarded thread

Lmao @ the edgy orkfag

See

Show me on this doll where the mean ork player violated you, Timmy

And I bet you're a shit player who loses to Orks.

The difference between your allegations and mine is that mine have merit.

Dude what? I said it was unsettling an everyone else in here thinks they dont fit the setting?

see folks! He posted it!

A piece of ork "humour"

>waaaaagh choppa ya git come ead my eavy choppa

What about this doesn't scream cringe?
We all think you are the retard

My bad meantSorry my fellow ork agnostic

>baseless accusations
>merit

This is what orkfags actually believe

Cite some humor you think is quality.
>We all think you are the retard
>We all
>We

Strawpoll now to prove you aren't just one loud angry faggot.

Sure, orkfag I'll humour you

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The entire thing. Seriously go play "Beyond the Gates of Antares" if you don't want fun things.

Maybe when Mommy's done pegging daddy she'll take you out for ice cream so a fantasy race will stop setting off your autism.

I play orks and have fun

>this much salt

kek

I know it's only been two minutes but 5 to 1 kek

Beyond is a piece of shit game, the algorand are shitty ork writeoffs
I'm trying to save 40k from becoming like that shit
What's it like being retarded
I have absolutely nothing to add to this discussion

Selfie?

There's nothing of value in your autistic raging beyond amusement.

>The jury rigged aesthetic is currently in use with the genestealer cults
Uuh no?

Its pretty ok

Here's my orks fighting in an apocalypse game

Prove it faggot

The genestealers make use of jury rigged mining tools, stolen vehicles, saws and drills just like orks
The difference is the genestealers do it better

Closest your getting to me faggot

"Stop enjoying things I don't like"

9 to 1 now.

Forgot pic lmao
So original

From what I understand, Genestealer stuff is basically straight-up stolen or used as-is. Maybe some slight modifications. Ork stuff looks like it was made from scrap, or retrofitted to the point that it may as well have been.

Clearly we can't hope to win an argument with a mental midget of your calibre.

Okay what do you not enjoy about orks?
Like a list or bullet point of all the things you dislike.

I don't even play wh40k, and OP comes across far cringier and autistic than any person I've even read green texts about.

Please neck yourself and make the world a better place.

Here's a conversion I did for a narrative campaign

The point stands. If someone honestly is enjoying something, why does that bother you? They're fans of the same game as you, shouldn't you want them to enjoy it? I'm not an Ork player, but I honestly hope they're treated well in 8th, simply because I know there's many players out there that honestly enjoy Orks and they deserve to be recognized.

Nothing to add
Can't read through a thread

Is that the pic from your nambla application?

Actually not that at all.

The kind that looks into your eyes with a strange inquisitive smile as you die from a choppy buried your torso.

Alright selfie yourself timestamp

>autistic nerd comes to Veeky Forums, thinking he can bitch about a loved race

>surprised to find out that yes, people like Orks

>refuses to accept this, calls them retards

>outclassed, refuses to admit it

>sets up poll, gets BTFO

>???

>Profit!

Here's warkopta I scratchbuilt

Could stand to have some Boyz hanging off the rails on the tanker.

All you've said is that orks have bad rules,have bad aesthetic and the players are cringy.
That's it.
How about this, what faction do you main?
I'll show how they are shit too.

I'm seeing 15 to 1. It's literally just this one dude.

God, you're really desperate.
Don't you have something more interesting to do?
I don't know, learn how to cook, do some push-ups, take a walk outside, learn to sing, play guitar? Paint your minis? Write?
I don't get people like you. How can you take pleasure out of that kind of activity?

Okay, that's pretty badass.

I main eldar

Find a flaw

Here's a battlewagon I made

I know, right? Hilarious.

GoA is a pretty fun game, and some of the factions are fun.

Nice flame bumper, but needs moar dakka!

Two now
We're coming

We need to bring back Gorkamorka. #MakeAngelusGreatAgain.

Oh, you figured out how to work a proxy? Go tell mommy, she'll be impressed!

No response

Downie neck beard confirmed

How do I know the supporters aren't just 15 of you?

> Supposedly smartest and wisest race.
> Actively self sabotages more than the psychopaths.
> Has Guardians.

>he thinks it's just 15 votes

Try harder.

First of all, They are for actual faggots.
"Oh we're the super cool!!! space elvvveeesss wit adanced ttechnilogy!!! but!!!! we're a fucking retarded race that murderfucked a chaos god into existence and then split into edgy murderfags and dumbasses who just sit around feeling bad for themselves, not to mention those harlifaggots who are bassicly "WEWE'RE THE SUPEER KEWL AND SECRAT ELCES!!!1"
The whole shtick of the Eldar is that they're just a bunch of retards that "Oh woe is me! We're a lost species! Oh nooooooiooo"
"Lol I bet you play orks faggot"
Atleast Orks are a fun faction.
Eldar just go "Lol look some mon'kiegh lets just kill them all"

Stop pls

Why should I?
If he's going to be autistic and bait people why can't I?

>chaos
>be the main point of gathering storm I
>do not get a single model

yeah, loved and favoured, not like those fukken forgotten orks

I play eldar and aren't op :(

Flame tau pls

Orks
Hasn't gotten new model in 2~ years
Re released black reach sprues don't count

Nah.
How about you shit on the space marines or if you feel like it the Imperium Of Man as a whole?

>speaks like an autistic retard
>shouts incoherently
>making shit up, thinks it works
>changing reality by believing it

OP you are a fucking Ork

Thinks reality change and fantasy races are real

Naw your a tard

>OP this BTFO

mek gunz, big mek, gorka/morkanauts was like 2 years ago. And after gathering storm we're supposed to see story moving on even further and xeno races will be probably getting new toys.

also
>no new models for orks
>when you can bash anything by yourself and in non-extreme-autist-condition you can play it at your LGS with no probz

>My theory is GW realizes how out of place they are in 40k and is quietly letting them die (and steering the players to AoS)

My theory is that the GW studio would rather sculpt and write about Tau all day, but GW HQ mandates that they design more Space Marines. Orks are forgotten because the studio hates them, and HQ ignores them because of lackluster sales caused by design studio neglect.

Orks are cool though.
what would even drive someone to make up this entire thread about some pointless topic for no reason

How about you leave that 10/10 fetish out of this shit thread