>Emperor protects
>couldn't protect his own ass
kek
>Emperor protects
>couldn't protect his own ass
kek
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"He saved others," they said, "but he can't save himself! He's the Emperor of Mankind! Let him come down now from the throne, and we will believe in him.
You could at least try next time
Golgotha, whew.
Also, you ever wonder what was his face when taking a dump in his awesome poo recycler power armour, and the average curic of his stools based on how Hueg he was alone?
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!!!!!
He actually wasn't huge. It's all a glamour put on to make people think he's HUEG.
I forget the exact source but there was a bit where he let his image slip for a fraction of a second and a single Marine noticed it. He was going to have a little sit down with said Marine but he got killed anyway so it all worked out in the end.
Bear in mind though that this is old fluff and GW have likely forgotten its existence.
Because he sacrificed himself for Humanity to guide and shield Humanity from the Horrors Beyond
Question user: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
He sacrificed himself so that the others may live. He did it because he belives in us, because he knew humanity would survive. And it will survive. Chaos cuck may thing otherwise, but who gives a shit about chaoscucks?
Well, he can at least put on glamours to HIDE his size (then revealing his XBOX HUEG form to the stunned onlookers), so presumably either he's
>actually hueg and can hide it
or
>actually less hueg but can buff himself up