And what's your character's name?

Yemeth.

Not Important.

Hugh Mungus.

MY NAME IS HUGE!

Phillip

Phillip Myass

SHAKE ZULA
THE MIC RULA
THE OLD SCHOOLA
YOU WANNA TRIP?
I'LL BRING IT TO YA!

*incomprehensible scottish noises*

zep

GM.

William Mackenzie.
Aristides.
Matilda.
Andromeda.

Thomas Harrigan

Hey guys, Dongus here

Dongus
Hugh Jazz
Lazarus D. Conway
A thief named "Lars Enny"
Sausage King
Dixbey Floppin
Oliver Clothesoff
Hieronymus
Brick Shithouse
Dustin the Wind

Jew Goldstein

Sammy Diamond

Boston Paul

PEACEKEEPER

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Giorgio Giovannino
>menacing.pose

Smarx the Gommunist
SMall MARX spreads gobling communism

Lilltih Half-Song
Bard that always gets interupted and can never finish a song

Fenlin was what I named my character.
Since the party's bard and druid both couldn't think of names I suggested "Rey Bans"and "Oll Duwaar" since I had sunglasses on my desk and the druid's a WoW nerd.

Mosestien Goldbergsteinivitch

Estin Goodpour (human wizard)

C-LEAVER (warforged barbarian)

Jack
Tunguska
Derby

Lucifer Niggerbastard.

Muay Peeannus Wienus

Names Ive used:
Ignatius Longbottom, insane gnome pyromancer.
Rhys, gnoll sage sorcerer and eventual demigod of outcasts and sacrifice.
Kraknak, Kobold Extraordinaire. Bard "magician".
Theodosios, "warforged" cleric of Brigh, the goddess of clockwork and invention. Name means "giving unto god", a play on the fact that he was a unique construct and devoted his existence towards spreading Her worship.
Hugh the Huge, a very big human warrior ToB is fun. Other titles for him: the Dumb, the Savant, He Who Fucks Unmentionable Horrors a joke where he was caught in what could be construed to be an embarrassing position with a spider person assassin who had disguised themselves as a courtesan, and Savior of Little Bogton, having held off a small invading force of orcs singlehandedly on a bridge over a small ravine.
Chòu Niúròu, Minotaur Monk. Favorite 4e character, monks are a helluva fun class, name means smelly beef in google translate chinese.
And a few dozen more that ive forgotten.

Basically, for naming I look through a fuckton of literature for names to steal, look up names of ancient peoples from different cultures, random sounds for certain monster races, or create names from various jokes translated into different languages. Also random name generators are good to use too.

Tacit

I just pick two words that would vaguely sound like a name to someone that doesn't speak English.

Tiberius Lionheart. Yes, I ALWAYS play paladins.

galbatorix

Are you playing an Asterix and Obelix campaign?

A Eragon Campaign

Norkus Borkus, a wizard who was the only one to survive my first sandbox campaign.

I'm currently playing a wizard who won't give his true name out due to plot and extreme paranoia, every time an NPC asks I have them roll a d100 and whatever it lands up corresponds with a list of ridiculous (but very real) names I've compiled. Some of my favorites are:

-Brownie Shytles
-Tokyo Sexwhale
-Infinite Grover
-Handsome Monica
-kentuckyfriedcruelty.com
-Taco Pope

He's the sovereign of the nation
He's the hippest cat in creation
He's the alpha, the omega, a to z

I am a lazy fucker, so I simply named him with a letter of an alphabet. Since he works in the shadows and is kind of a spy/mastermind, it fits.

I have a small selection of names that I keep coming back to, usually obscure references to videogames.
/v/ has so generously provided me with a list of names as well, none of which I've got the chance to use yet.

...

Wulfbritho here, this name is mine alone.

Gorlitz Zigorzelec

>We are... the Knights who say Ni!

Frank

How is U a human name in any universe?

Imguna Nakimova

I have a few character concepts I'm happy to play, take your pick, mr GM.
>Robert Stuff
>Nickolas Things
>Raymond Perr

Also, this is the worst emoji.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Bub Fantastic

> Sir William Douglas Arantel, spider-gentleman
> Thondeff Hoffky, goblin Bard (yeah I had no idea and he is kind of a joke character so whatever)
> A Warforged paladin that was produced as a "Galmi Magen" model, was named "Symeon Afar" and chose to be called "Absalom". Because pidgin Hebrew name fetish.
I may have overdid the last one.

> Rob, the thieve

>Sir, there's a telegram for.. a Bob Idaho Garsinksy Garmington Underbridge Yolvar, for you.

kek you sly bitch

Last three characters have been:
>Bartholomew the Magnificent
>Biggs Briggsley
>Flavius Aurelius Seneca

youtube.com/watch?v=5wHB-CN0eIk

Ore wa SQUEALER desu

>when you're gming and you can't tell what the fuck one of the PC's name is supposed to be but it sounds like it some kind of slur

>Dole Wordsmith
>Dole the Erudite
>Dole the Ingenious
>Dole the Knower-of-all-that-is
>Dole the Incredibly Long-winded Halfling

Solomon Grundy

Geoffroi de Charnoi, twice-borne, bane of hags, thwarter of vampires, destroyer of revenants, death of tyrants, destroyer of fallen angels, killer of hydras, hero of Sokol Keep, hunter of were-wolves, dragonslayer, and future greatest knight in the world,

(Complete pain in the ass to the sane characters of our party. And still hasn't managed to get a Knighthood)

Apollo Stroganoff.

Boyfucker Pete

r8 my badass char names

sigforim skullshaper
khazgin forgeblood
lurgutz
akumlak
skruun
murtzubei
lothos-angalrym
kenturos battlemoon
strigvald kultyran
eldrumei
karnaaghe
lorthrandor wyrmelder
bonifacy kazmierczak
john death
angborod
erthumal
izshir
powerkiller

Kier fiore
At the end of the second session our group agreed that any name we make from now on has to have 6 letters or less in it, we were essentially calling everyone by nicknames so much that we legit forgot a characters name a few times.

Jean-Baptiste
Emanuel
Zorg

>powerkiller
10/10

Why, I'm Petefucker Boy! Delighted to make your acquaintance! Bend over...

My own name.

I am not very creative.
For names.

>A thief named "Lars Enny"

Dindu Nuffin, thief-I mean Acquisitor extraordinaire.

Are you specialized in acquisitioning flat screen TVs?

I, Dindu Nuffin, dindu nuffin.

Donnel McDonnel

>Thief
Ian Cognito
Nick Stuff
Rob Yew
Pi Kopoket

>Paladin
Deuce Volt
Lauffe Elgood

>fighters barbarians and other tanky guys
Telmia Baughtbain
Guy Farieu

Billy's off his med again.

...

Shibboleth the Golem-Knight.

Why yes, I do know chivalry has been dead in the game world for the last several hundred years. Hence the name.

>go to website that gives you meaning of names
>pick something related

I'm playing a big gorilla, gorillas live in africa, so I searched for african names that meant small or timid or something and picked the one that sounded the coolest.

I dont see how people just fucking imagine up a name that they're happy with without spending months on it

You speak to Ormus, E.N. Ormus

can i have a fucking cheese sandwich

Dubs trips-man

Constantijne Jazperzoon. Wanted a more Dutch-flavoured rogue

Hugh Mungus wot?!

BROSEIDON

Lord of the Brocean.

Take an specific enough household object and permute it slightly, or take an innocuous enough general item and use it straight.
>I am Drain, son of Ohfis the Jet. When they ask what sent to the underworld, tell them that though you did not see it, you know it was my father's axe.

Hugh Mungus, that's my name.

Doctor Arminius .P. Robelem
yes his first name is "Doctor"

Archibald Busk!

Lizard breath

Nobody

You mean something like Cellar Door?

Darius Aleph (Ranger, sociopathic nerd)
AJAX THE BEAR (Barbarian, fabulous, has a problem losing his shirt)
Erasmus Hawkes (Eldritch Knight, grumpy grandpa)
Ezren Marzas (Sorcerer, no personality because I was a minmaxing faggot)

>Josef Stylin
>Kim Jong Illest
amazing

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