You are a lich, a party of 5 adventurers approach you and are willing to do your bidding in return for forbidden magical items.
Being an all powerful lich, what tasks would you have the party do that you can't simply do yourself?
You are a lich...
Isaiah Smith
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Dominic Robinson
Get me some macaroni and cheese without the villagers being a pain in the ass, the conjured shit just doesn't taste the same.
Ryan Lee
What's the party composition?
How long have they been adventuring?
What was their last accomplishments?
Why are they wanting my forbidden magical items?
Are any of them female?
I'd assume I've been scrying on any adventuring groups in the region to make sure I don't get jumped by surprise adventurers during my morning routine.
Connor Diaz
Could you guys walk the phylactery for me? My old bones aren't as good as they used to be.
Liam Martinez
Good question, If I'm at the point of being able to become a lich I probably have a small following of apprentices so they can go fuck off.
Besides not only does the corpse part make most earthly things literally useless and not needed for me I have basically a anarchists wet dream of mindless drones doing everything for the benefit of the community (aka me and probably my followers if i'm not TOO evil and insane.)
Tyler Sullivan
DM a game for me so I can be a player for once.
Nolan Wood
Tfw no cleric in the party
Brayden Thomas
Go into town/city and deliver his shity love poetry to the girl he loved back when he was a human soccer.
Xavier Torres
what if he was a really shit lich and no one follows him?
Maybe thats the point he wants the party to spread the word of his teachings to recruit idiot cultists so he can finally get invited to the lichdom club where the biggest and baddest of the liches' hang out
Jaxson Gomez
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I eat souls
I fucking hate jews.