>>52334815

Oh hey, it's the one that looks like an Imperial Fist.

Funny cause the successor chapter is BLACK TEMPLARS DEUS VULT EMPS IS GOD PURRRRGING WITH MY KIIIIIIN!

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youtu.be/DKgVR2ZdVgg?
youtu.be/BtJJAKFF5_I
youtu.be/KmqgRAXygDg
youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1LukhMaHI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiess_of_Kaltenbrun
youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6BMiHMPtI
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Why does no one ever Paladin like youtu.be/DKgVR2ZdVgg?

...

Cause that really, really, REALLY looks like death metal furries made it.

I hate that a band can no longer write songs about werewolves crusading in the name of Christ without being drug through the mud thanks to furries and their reputation.

Hey.
Not my fault.

(this is why we need to crusade more-to finally crush the furries and what they've done)

youtu.be/BtJJAKFF5_I

I'm blasting my "Furry" music everyday that I do so that they can know what beauty they've ruined.

Your god is weak, squire. Know the power of the darkness.

Nice mustache you damnable faggot of the night.

...

>1341
>breaking your oath
into the trash it goes

I see your arrogance knows no limits. Now see that my strength knows no limits either!

Me likey.

ALSO MY DEUS VULT SENSE IS TINGLING

Hey boss, your horn's broken.

That filename.
That goddamn filename.
THESE FILENAMES

Apparently neither does your dark power to zoom in on pictures.

What? Which one?

Left one.

youtu.be/KmqgRAXygDg
This is good.

I like werewolf crusaders.

Did I get it?

Nope, now it's the right one.

Daddy, I'm tired.

Fuck off, you bastard. I'm not your real dad!

Enought silly from me, here's a knight. Don't pray at him please.

Those are walking pauldrons, and you can not convince me otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1LukhMaHI
I remember somewhere that there was once a man on trial for being a werewolf, and he claimed that werewolves were actually the hounds of god, and that they were hunting witches and demons in the forests
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiess_of_Kaltenbrun

I neither confirm nor deny he is pauldrons.

Now that I think about it, this is the perfect phrase for all of Veeky Forums.

He's done it.
He's broked Veeky Forums
Out with the elves-whatever-it-was.

THIS IS THE NEW Veeky Forums
REBORN
WITNESS THIS, MODS!

Cuck

This got me thinking.. What was the edgiest thing you ever said in a campaign?

>sunset
>Warlock sneaking though woods
>paladin appears
>,,You will never see the light of day again.... Your judgement has come"
>feel like a badass
>die

superior
youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6BMiHMPtI

Most of those songs were actually about oldschool vampires crusading in the name of Christ. What with Vlad the Impaler having all those stories involving wolves being told about him.

>I remember somewhere that there was once a man on trial for being a werewolf, and he claimed that werewolves were actually the hounds of god, and that they were hunting witches and demons in the forests
Holy shit that's badass

>Deus Wolf

Welp, I know what my next character is going to be, fellas.

Shame the DM was such a fop. I'm an atheist and I love paladins. Fantasy deities rule!

Friendly reminder that Selune, the CG goddess of the Moon in the FR setting, has goodly aligned lycanthropes in her domain and can let them control their curse.

Upon reading the entire greentext, though, this story sounds fake as shit. There's no way I'd buy that a character named Luna Shieldsoul "coincidentally" became a werewolf without any planning from the player playing her, or that this exact scenario of a werewolf paladin near exactly matching a concept from powerwolf lyrics happened by accident. A fuckin cool story, but I'm a bit skeptic that it wasn't just made up by the user who posted it.

you really think that user

you think someone on Veeky Forums

would just... make up a story

about a game that never happened

I guess