He built his entire deck around 1 card type

>He built his entire deck around 1 card type

>He built his deck from a list he found online

>tfw shit at the game so I have to netdeck to stand a chance against any of my friends
I- I at least try and combine aspects I like from multiple lists revolving around the same idea.

I just want to make zombie tokens, user!

> His deck is nothing but birds and scarecrows.

>His deck is nothing but counter spells, mill, and land
>literally nothing else
>no matter how shitty the counter spell is

How does that even work? There's nothing stopping your opponents from smacking you in the face until either his deck runs out or your life runs out. Even permission decks need fodder for them to actually be able to work.

>His deck is entirely land
>Play against him thinking he's just getting bad draws
>Enough fetches and shocks to kill himself

>He built his deck entirely out of fuse cards so he holds his hand sideways

>He plays an unsleeved transform deck

>unsleeved transform

Literally illegal. You'd have to use the place holder cards.

>he doesn't look up multiple winning lists to determine the best shell and have a list of possibilities for your flex slots
>he is the bad engineer who mistakes ineptitude for creativity

>he didn't build his deck around unbuilding his deck on turn 1
>laughinglevelsuicidecombo.jpg

>He built his entire deck around 1 card type
salty about getting beaten, OP?

>He built his entire deck around 1 card type
>Not building your deck around 1 card

OP can't even into compact win conditions

>he thinks that just because a deck won a huge tournament means it's the best deck
>he copies this deck list, card-for-card, thinking he will win all the time

>Not building your deck around one card type
>Not choosing the type based on your name

Was it Goblin or Sliver?

>he didn't buy six booster packs and go for it

Vampires madness is a hell of a drug I tell you what.

>he plays cards

>he can't handle tribal

>He made a shitty deck and cried saying he only lost because people cheated using "netdecks"

>shows up to fnm with a janky pile of trash
>gets salty because he doesn't win a single game

GOBBOS RULE, UP YOURS!

>Buys world champion deck, gloats about how good his deck is.

Never have I advocated murder so strongly.

>everyone else has a deck they've perfected over years
>lose almost every game
>look up netdecks
>they're all cards I don't have and have to order in
>just use the cards I've bought from shops and cards I've traded with friends
oh well, at least I still have fun