Wife Bazaar

You walk into a slave market in a far off kingdom only to find that it's a glorified dating service for women of all races, magical and otherwise who want a master to serve.
Wat do /tg?

Get the succ obviously.

This sounds like a thread that should be in the CYOA containment general

> containment general
You mean /perverted fantasy general/?

"Indeed sir, you merely need pick a woman and let her name her price! No bride is off limits milord!"

as many elven waifus as i can sustain

Fuck 1
Kill 2
Marry 3
Befriend 4

They want to be slaves? Fine. I make them pick cotton for me. While dressed like that. It amuses me

"An excellent choice sir! As you can see, elven brides are our specialty!
The drow ex priestess asks that you pay a dowry to Lolth.
The wood elven lass asks that you instruct her in the finer points of human linguistics.
The Eladrin princess wishes to help you manage your household finances.
The high elf spinster asks only that you satisfy her.
Are these terms agreeable? Or do you wish to negotiate?"

Contact the local authorities to get rid of it.
Smutfags please go