Hold on to your butts

Hold on to your butts.
Someone's gonna be on suicide watch soon.
Will it be the LINNK marines, or the NoLINKers?

It's real, omg its actually him.

I'll be suicidal no matter what.

oh Lord sergey. give us a message, O divine one.

WHAT THIS MEAN HE ONLINE IN SLACKY???

Merry Christmas. I will be taking a holiday and returning late January.

...

Good thing I just bought more at the dip!

Oh shit marines, here we go...

Please moon to 80 dollars right now so I can quit studying for the MCAT and start studying a hooker's ass hole. SERGEY SAVE ME

I LOVE YOU SERGEY PLEASE BE MY SANTA THIS YEAR

>quit studying for the MCAT and start studying a hooker's ass hole

Yes please

SERGEY I LOVE YOU I AM YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT

I cant even laugh to stinkie linkies anymore, this is just sad

Ho ho ho

The appropriate preposition to use in that sentence is "at", Pajeet. You laugh AT stinkie linkies.

laughing because of how much money we've made, or laughing with tears at your poor decisions?

It's over $0.40 now...hit $0.50 yesterday.

LORD SERGAY, DELIVER US FROM NEETDOM. SAVE US!

PAJEET DETECTED
WEE WOO WEE WOO
PREPARE THE STREETS FOR SHITTING PAJEETS
WEE WOO

our leader sergey is on?

PRICED IN
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KEK he's already offline

He's offline again.
ABORT ABORT

AHHHH SERGEY LEFT BECAUSE OUR PROFANITY
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SLACK FUCK FUCK FUCK

He couldn't handle the unprofessionalism and dipped

It took him a while to recover his password

You guys are fucking insufferably retarded.

Salty nolinker. Enjoy your bags

HE HATH RETURNED.
HE DOTH BRINGETH UNTO US THE RAPTURE.
SERGEY'S CHRISTMAS TREAT

nice job, fuckwits. you scared him off.

rorypoasted

>quit studying for the MCAT
SAVE YOURSELF, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, GET OUT NOW