You have 10 seconds to be a Matt Ward as possible

You have 10 seconds to be a Matt Ward as possible

Everything is 42K now, and its background is changed.

The Ultramarines clear out ALL of he orks and 'nids from Octarius forever.

Bolters are now ap2

Robot Girlyman returns, and Imperium of Man unites under him, ushering a new golden age.

Roboute comes back, becomes the new emperor, and makes BETTER space marines

All the other space marine factions are nearly wiped out except the Ultramarines and Grey Knights, who's numbers are bolstered by 100k marines. Give them all Dreadnight sized titans. Dark Eldar, Tyranids, Orks, and Necrons are eradicated, Chaos has now been tamed and in the leash of Rowboat girlyman, who also managed to convince his traitor primarch brothers into becoming good again. Eldar and spess mahreens can interbreed now. Tau, Eldar, and Imperiam of man become one large army. Somehow the Imperium convinces the angry angry ants empire to join them.

To be fair half that sentence has already kind of happened more or less.

"And a Jokaero installed a text-to-speech device inside of the golden throne".

Muffled {WE ARE THE GODS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER} in the distance

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Fuck, i went full captain obvious there. Also that pic10/10 would laugh to heresy again

"I do everything to ruin this game, but we keep making more and more money... I's literally am the God Emperor."

Maybe they'd have done better if they had been called the Iron Heads.

"History proved that all the other Primarchs were unnecessary, and Dad told me that I was his favorite. Someday the family business will be mine, and we will pay off all old grudges."

Matt Ward, writing as his Spiritual Liege, Rawbutt Girlyman.

I love ultramarines and everyone hates me, ill show them, ill show them all!

Perturabo and the Iron Warriors now have a redemption story and they've joined with Guilliman and Ultramarines and are on a galactic purge of evil xenos and will rid the Imperium of daemons. Also a Primarchs like Guilliman or Perturabo can solo 20 avatars of Khaine.

[Angry binary]

>to be a Matt Ward as possible
And then Guilliman killed Chaos Gods, after jumping into the Warp with Draigo

What if a bunch of GK slaughter some Sisters in order to use their blood to ward off demons?

roboto gullivan becomes the next god of the eldar as well as the god emperor of mankind in waiting

Braking the Siege of Magrok 674.M41
Acting in accordance with the guidance of their Spiritual Liege, The Ultramarines executed a precision high altitude combat drop supported by simultaneous teleport assaults undertaken by the elite 1st companay's Terminator squads. Trapped behind their own defenses, the tenets of the Codex Astartes see that the Orks are swiftly slaughtered with but a single Ultramarine casualty.

Codex: Ultramarine

You only need one.

or Iron Necks

or Iron Neckbeards

A brave Ultramarine Sternguard lead by Cato Sicarius squad infiltrates a Craftworld manned entirely by Avatars. Through cunning and indomitable power they crush the Avatars in hand-to-hand combat, destroy several Craftworlds, and win the heart of the Princess of the Eld

Time.

I don't care if this was over twelve hours ago you're going to delet this right fucking now do you hear me user.

>Not pictured: Grey knight holding a paintbrush.

Don't lose your head, user.

Anyone can beat 20 Avatars of Khaine, they're literally weaker than grots.

I'm going to make a specialist game using only Sigmarines, Ultramarines, and a third spinoff I'm going to insert into canon.

Ruins EVERYTHING

Everybody has 72" Str10 AP1 Melta Rend Ignore Cover wapons. Everybody has a rerollable 2++ and 3+ FnP with ethernal warrior.

Your point cost may vary

Slaanesh? Who's Slaanesh? There are only three chaos gods!

this is as close as i have

No spess marehn in the ultra smurf chapter has EVER converted to chaos, there more loyal to the emprah than gray knights or Dark Angels. Every marine has spoken to the emporah atleast once

Magnus the Red in 30k has a number of special rules.
The one we'll be examining today is the Mind Wrath rule, wherein he can add +2 warp charges to the cost of any witchfire, to increase it's strength by 2d6 (or D if the totals' 11 or more) and double its range. Consider applying those rules to a Nova, one of the ones that pumps out 2d6 S4 shots at every unit within 9" (i.e. 2d6 S:D shots at every unit with 18").

Examine , examine it well.

Every single one of those ICs is a SoB canoness.

>Elfreich ho!