john wakes up in his house with a terrible headache and a dead puppy. John is john wick
Aiden Baker
John wakes up in front of a PC with an empty Word file open. The title is "Play Dirty". John us John Wick.
Christian Gray
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Jackson Gutierrez
Why would you make an RPG campaign out of my life?
Luis Lee
John wakes up in the mall. He's behind a register and it's Black Friday.
John wakes up at an amusement park. He is currently operating a rollercoaster.
John wakes up from hypnotherapy.
John wakes up in a box. Turns out John is a magician's assistant and is currently taking part in a disappearing trick. John has completely forgotten what he is supposed to do.
Chase Flores
John appears to be in wedding clothes and wakes up in the closet of an in-law. Cue angry accusations of cheating.
John wakes up in a temple and is assumed to be the mortal representation of a god. Like a male Kumari or something.
John is in Vietnam.
John is on a reality TV show whose producers do not want a single deviation from their narrative.
John is at a LARP.
Eli Powell
John appears to be masked in front of a camera with a machete in his hand, another masked man is saying something in a strange language to him and points towards a third terrified looking bound person on their knees.
Isaiah Powell
>John is a young, up-and-coming lawyer on the trial of the century >John is on the run from the Bratva >John is the first man to survive FTL travel >John is the Origami Killer
Sebastian Fisher
John wakes up on a space station far in the future, full of military personnel turned operators and great minds of science and engineering. The crew of the ship is paranoid, as small stations like this are vulnerable to infiltration by a rival government. A radical cult has been active in this sector lately, and anyone could be a convert. There's also been sightings of a hostile extra terrestrial race that seem uninterested in negotiation, and simply want to abduct humans.
John is a clown.
Ryan Garcia
John must become a pokemon master.
Jace Bailey
bump
Jackson Morales
Even worse. John is wearing a grey jumpsuit and finds himself with a blue toolbox in his hand.
Easton Collins
Sheperd hits John butt and wants to bang. John is Mass Effect love interest.
Brayden Brown
John is sitting in the back of a car, waving at the crowd. The town is Dallas
Lincoln Wilson
You're overdoing it although yes, you got the reference right
Matthew Howard
whats the reference?
Cameron Price
> john wakes up flying a fighter jet
Parker Johnson
John wakes up in a grassy knoll. There is a rifle in his hand and in the hand of an unknown man to his left.
Adam Rivera
John wakes up as a shogun in feudal Japan, expected to lead his troops into battle
Thomas Young
for my group it wasn't so much about what setting john wakes up in, but what crazy obsessions each of the voices had
we had one voice whose obsession was to get john to slip and fall, which basically devolved into a hectic battle for john's mind so that he wouldn't slip and fall
Michael Perry
kill everyone else named John improve your credit score by any means necessary meet a nice young woman and get married get the autograph someone famous make it into the Guinness book of Records escape police custody and send a mocking letter to the media copycat Jack the Ripper get interviewed by Bill O'Reilly become a famous TV chef minimize carbon footprint get a college degree consume drugs nail a job interview collect pogs liberate animals from zoos convert people to your religion jerk off eat junk food faithfully re-enact the dance final scene from Footloose go base jumping destroy the demons inside the robot animals at chuck e. cheese
Noah Fisher
>Run everyone is John >Its December >John is a Mall Santa >One of the voices is a Cold War era member of some government organization who sees evidence of Communist conspiracy everywhere >He starts investigating the "Red plot" the entire game while the others alternatively cause shenanigans or murder people. >hfw I had planned from the start to have ISIS attack the mall in a terrorist attack >hfw there really was a conspiracy
It ended with John in a tuxedo with a stolen AK shooting down terrorists while "Secret Agent Man" played over the mall intercom, and all of John's horrible crimes [like eating Paul Blart, stealing a seeing eye dog, and calling the owners of the asian-culture shop "Reds"] were blamed on ISIS.
John is standing before an intimidatingly hardened-looking vault door. There is a ballistics computer to one side. He hears a man standing next to him say, "Three - two - one - keyturn."
Gabriel Nguyen
My favorite Johns to play are: Bolsterous heel wrestler John Hard boiled nior dettective John as played by Leslie Neilson >"There's been a wave of crime in this town and I was going to get to the bottom of it like Timmy falling down a well." >I'm just a hard dick beating it on the street, and the tension is about to pop." >all the crimes you are investigating were committed by the John
Landon Gonzalez
MY favorite obsession was throw children into zoo enclosures. guess when this was