Your character rolls a 1d1000. Lets see what happens

OP here. It's actually a 10,000 roll not a 1000 roll.

Sorry....that was entirely my fault.

Rolled 1533 (1d10000)

Rolling.

Rolled 1887 (1d10000)

Welp, time to make a fortune on live frogs.
Anyone mention this to the customers I'll kill them and turn into my army.
Again.
Re-rolling.

Rolled 1377 (1d10000)

>Immune to 1 Abjuration cast upon you
Ehm, okay.
Maybe make a bet to get some money?

Good think I am a eldritch knight with a mirror shield.
It was 1d10000

Rolled 8216 (1d10000)

Damn it

I WANNA FUCK THAT LIZARD

>Necromancer.
>Already thinks he IS a skeleton trapped in flesh.
Isn't that odd?

Rolled 585 (1d10000)

>Religious Knight who already doesn't like people that lie
>Can now see into bags of holding and view their contents without opening them
Wizards and their contraband can never escape

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Guess I have a warrior band of me, myself and I

Rolling.

>Nearest Paladin fears he'll melt if immersed in water.

FUCK ME!

At least we are in a desert at the moment.....

rolling

Rolled 152 (1d1000)

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Rolled 117 (1d1000)

I love this kind of stuff. Rollin'...

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Rolled 2125 (1d10000)

>All items carried by the caster become resistant to fire

That's nice.

>Caster would tell his deity a thing or two, given the chance

Sure would!

Rolled 784 (1d1000)

Rolled 567 (1d1000)

>Develops a terrific thirst for sovereign glue.

Good thing sovereign glue doesn't exist in my non-D&D world.

Rolled 938 (1d1000)

My roll will be the same as the last 4 digits of my post.

Rolled 510 (1d1000)

Rolled 625 (1d1000)

gonna be good

It's supposed to be a 1d10,000, not 1d1000 since OP was an idiot.

Rolled 483 (1d1000)

Rolled 2133 (1d10000)

Rolled 735 (1d10000)

>Caster changes sex randomly on casting a spell.
So, completely irrevelevant for a martial, potential devastating for a caster depending on how long the transformation distracts them. Sounds fun.

>Their unending hunger for something they do not even know leads them to becomming one of the greatest philosophers known to man in their search for meaning in life.

Rolled 617 (1d1000)

Rolled 768 (1d1000)

Roll for it

Rolled 4053 (1d10000)

Well great fucking job OP.

Caster develops a fear of trees. They might be treants.

0735. Caster changes colour every time they cast a spell.

That's rather boring.

>2133
>Contact's blood is a strong contact poison to anybody else.
Shit, I had the chance of turning my chara into a blood mage and I rejected it.

Rolled 1699 (1d10000)

Well fuck, rerolling then.

Caster swaps personaes with each being he touches.

>>Their unending hunger for something they do not even know leads them to becomming one of the greatest philosophers known to man in their search for meaning in life.

I think you won the roll-off.

>Caster can use his index and middle finger like scissors.
Wow, that's actually kinda neat. I was expecting much worse.

Rolling

Rolled 8854 (1d10000)

Rolled 2067 (1d10000)

Rolling again.

>Caster turns to stone when exposed to sunlight

Why the shit am I getting so many boring ones?

Its dice+1d10000 in the options field
Doing it in name just in case

Rolled 30119 (1d100000)

A blak wizza' appears and he is casting a spell...

Rolled 218 (1d1000)

Already rolled on another site since I didn't know how to roll on Veeky Forums till one kind user pointed it out a few posts above, but I got a 13 on a d1000. Which is oddly fitting since my character is a harem master.

Rolled 4337 (1d10000)

Let's see what happens.

Certainly a better fate than having to constantly fight the urge to drink magical super glue.

Rolled 7985 (1d10000)

Nigga im fucking retarded.

Again.

Blak Wizza appears and he is castin spelz and shit.

/roll 1d1000

Rolled 1896 (1d10000)

Rolling.

But user, Nigromancers did exist...

>From the Anglo-Norman nigremancie and the Middle French nigromancie, alterations of nigromance, after the Late Latin nigromantia, an alteration of the Classical Latin necromantīa, by association with niger (“black”) (compare black art).

Rolled 7016 (1d10000)

Rolling again for my Paranoid Dragonborn Beastmaster.

>Caster thinks he's ingested a potent toxin

FUCK! WHO IN THIS THREAD CAN HELP? I'M DYING!

Rolled 7329 (1d10000)

>Target's clothing bonds with his skin

Oww! Fuck, that's gotta hurt.

Don't worry, I got a philtre right here, just quaff this and see what happens...rolling...

>Target's head appears as a throbbing human heart

*ulp*

Rolled 114 (1d1000)

W-what happened? Is something on my face?

Rolled 4502 (1d10000)

Rolled 40 (1d1000)

Can't get much worse from here anyway, lads.

kay

Uh-oh.

Rolled 761 (1d1000)

Plz no tentacle rape

Rolled 5184 (1d10000)

This is like Russian roulette for wizards.

>9255
>3575
>2269
>404

So beans and peanuts are raining from the sky, the local demon king thinks I'm his cousin, I'm a quad amputee but only when I sleep and I bark like a dog when in the vicinity of royalty.

So food rains from the skies, solving the food shortage in the land, and the local King of Darkness now thinks that I'm his retarded cousin, who also tends to lose their limbs when unconscious. What has life become.

3502 to 3519 in that table seem to be messed up by the way.

Let's roll!

Rolled 930 (1d1000)

>Target changes colors randomly each time he casts a spell.
I dodged entrance into a magical realm, one away from random gender changes.

Rolled 952 (1d1000)

Got a husband-hunting witch with an ojou laugh.

Let's roll.

that looks like porn

Rollan?

Didn't work, I'll just use the post number...
2989: casters mouth can store things like a bag of holding

I'm going to start smuggling.

Rolled 250 (1d10000)

Let's see...

1d1000

Rolled 8479 (1d10000)

Rolled 852 (1d1000)

Rolling

Rolled 4595 (1d10000)

Shit I missed one zero

Rolled 76 (1d1000)

> All females within 60 ft are wearing baseball caps.

wut.

Rolled 644 (1d1000)

wot

Rolled 731 (1d10000)

Rolling it again

Rolled 775 (1d1000)

Who is this pretty lady?

Rolled 9879 (1d10000)

>1000 instead of 10000.

What have you done!?

Rolled 587 (1d10000)

Rolled 3522 (1d10000)

Let's see how well this goes