Home Cooked Meal Edition. When was the last time your character ate a meal that wasn't magically conjured or consisted mostly or entirely of field rations? Is there someone in your party who's job it is it cook? Have you ever RPed a camp side dinner?
My current Half-elf Slayer grew up in the central trade city of the world, and she knows the cooking techniques of half a hundred cultures, as well as their languages, from serving them food. Now she makes a different meal every day to keep her crew healthy and happy.
Kayden Sanders
It would have been the very last session, at the end of the evening, after returning from an ill-fated tomb-dive in which the witch was set ablaze by the wizard. Upon arrival at our inn suite, the witch immediately set about cleaning up, the paladin visited her while she was cleaning up to "comfort" her, and my cleric listened to the whole thing because he's got +17 perception and walls just aren't thick enough these days.
But before all the bathing and sex stuff, there was totally some falafel and hummus.
Jeremiah White
>he still hasn't invested in ear plugs.
Owen Morris
Our group almost always has one person with ranks in Profession or Craft (Cook)
If we make the skill check by a certain amount, the GM will give us cool new recipes. They don't do anything, its just flavor.
Nolan Roberts
My party hates fun so no
t. GM wishing they had better players.
William Hill
It didn't used to be a problem! Damn Varisian woman corrupting a holy Champion like that. It's downright suspicious. Reckon he may need a stern talkin' to sooner rather than later.
Luke Campbell
Our Kingmaker group discovered a giant hive of beegirls who had flooded the surrounding area with honey as a defense measure.
My vigilante offered to show them the wonders of human technology and make them waffles to go with all their honey but then it turned out they couldn't eat eggs and dairy ;_;
Cameron Taylor
>it's just flavor
Angel Watson
We have a player who has some bullshit he works into all his characters, so they all dig fancy whiskey and have ranks in cooking. Problem is that he's shit at descriptions so it's just 'a meal.'
That player aside though, my rogue always eats on the cheap. So her 'meals' are grains and whatever else is cheap, one of her goals is to actually make enough money to go to a fancy place and have a five course meal. My evil wizard enjoys long pork, but I don't think that counts.
Henry Morris
My evil cleric ate his sister, but, in his defense, he cried about it the whole time. Still keeps her skull for good luck.
Jose Wright
Yesterday! We're visiting my character's hometown and crashing with my parents, who are quite good at cooking.
Matthew Peterson
What a pussy.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Now in my defense, that pun was entirely unintended
Angel Wilson
Yeah, my evil wizard isn't human and is modeled after darker parts of shinto mythology, so it has a little home grill and its rations are our past kills. The game is (superficially) supposed to be jade regent and I wanted to show our weeb player the difference between 'kawaii-desu onee-sama!' and actually using source material.
Luke Rodriguez
He loved her so much, user. She was his first. Watching the plague rot her skin nearly destroyed him.
It was a stressful time, but he's doing much better now, with the Pallid Princess' blessing.
Jaxson Clark
Can't even appreciate his mom's cooking.
David Long
My wendigo themed barbarian ate all four of his brothers. Didn't even need to, he just had to eat one, but the other three were good eating.
And then he shoved their names together and called himself that.
Josiah Ross
I want to stuff Megumin full with a nutritious dinner so she grows properly!
Josiah Taylor
Played a druid once that ate people in and out of wild shape, but she was raised by tigers, so it just made sense.
Mason Garcia
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James Moore
>Fava beans and a nice Chianti General
Ayden Sullivan
How grave is the punishment for killing a baron, duke, count, lord, or any other member of the feudal lords or aristocracy compared to murdering a king?
Connor Lopez
Guys... Guys, the OP is talking about normal people food, not cannibalism. Please.
Ayden Bennett
Well, normal people take the sacrament, don't they?
Jayden Sullivan
But we are talking about people food. People bread, people steak, people sashimi...
Noah Rivera
Had a character who ate a duke in a game once. They tried to burn him at the steak!
Jacob Peterson
Did you eat him/her after the fact? If not, it's wasting food, an that's not right.
Jack Lewis
My bad, pretty sure I started that train. I could talk about my rogue's eating habits, but 'the waxy fish tastes like tuna at quarter cost.' doesn't seem like the best convo fodder.
Jayden Watson
You can expect a heavier punishment due to the importance of the individual (and the resources their family and allies will likely put into getting revenge), but it's still "just" murder.
Regicide, on the other hand, isn't just killing a man, it's decapitating a nation, putting its people in jeopardy, and weakening its military strength. At best, you'll be executed. At worst, you'll wish you were executed.
Carson Diaz
>She was his first. I hope he was her first, too.
This is how it should be.
Lucas Gutierrez
>today a Papist was practicing idolatry near me
Isaac Howard
I prefer explosion girl back when she was called Lina Inverse, but I guess its better than when she was Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière
>They tried to burn him at the steak! mmmmmmmm, steak
Blake Williams
He was her first. Father didn't know, but Mother did.
Then the plague took them all, all but him.
Jonathan Bennett
I haven't watched Slayers, and I have to assume that first one is spoken at least partly through a nostalgia filter, but I definitely agree with you on that second point.
That was one of the worst pieces of shit I ever had the misfortune to watch.
Guys! What if we used dead people to make candies and pastries!?
Brayden Campbell
>implying you would be happy to become explosion girl's baka inu
Evan Flores
Someone give me a class to play. Character just "died" because gm refused pow and refused to send any texts back about new character.
I'm more pissed than anything right now and just need an idea that isn't a stupid fetish character.
Party already has psion, wizard, barbarian, and stalker (tell me about it).
Nathan Ward
Lies and slander!
I was gay before I got here!
Jackson Hernandez
Louise is worst rie kugimiya
David Rivera
>Meeeemes on the waaaaateerrr >Shitposts in the sky >Meeeemes on the waaaaaateeeerrr
Joseph Martin
So your the globalists!
Hunter Myers
Cleric is easy and useful. Leaves room for you to think about your character.
Nathaniel Nguyen
>mfw At least he was able to fulfill his role as onii-chan and love his imouto.
Levi Richardson
>psion Be a Wilder. Wilders are grrrrrrrrrrrThey're not actually that great, but you can't go wrong...
Michael Green
Mesmerist! It doesn't even have to be fetish!
Blake Anderson
Yes, at least they had some time together. And he really does keep her skull as his most treasured possession, in a little chest he brings everywhere.
Lincoln Martinez
>Party finally got out of the forest >Learned their friendly NPC was a Shadow Avowed and he decided to leave >Killed a necromancer trying to raise a bone dragon >Sold enough gems to get about 4,000 gold each >One PC goes and buys a house >Another goes and gets drunk >Third tells fortunes and causes sunlight in the middle of the night because wild magic >Fourth gets a job as a bodyguard Now finally downtime before the real story.
Matthew Long
I wanna explode inside Lina!
I wanna kink shame Louise and get her a proper child therapist and a family councilor for her whole family, because hot damn they all have massive issue
Landon Nguyen
Does your party have a banner or an anthem?
Jonathan Clark
If he was given a wish, would (could) he bring her back?
Anthony Sanchez
>a proper child therapist and a family councilor for her whole family, because hot damn they all have massive issue Welcome to nobility. Next stop: incestuous arranged marriages.
Last session, some of the PCs were new to town and those of us who were locals took them out to dinner before we start our next investigation. On top of some great food we also got to watch the newbies get trolled by the owner, an old lady with no fucks left to give.
Jace Nguyen
Seriously, I think just un-bratting her and making her learn to grow up and deal with her problems might be one of the reasons why ZnT gets so many fanfics and crossover fics
Because if it weren't for the crappy characters, and the shitty harem romcon writing, that series would've actually been pretty cool and interesting
I don't need an easy class. I just need something to play because I can't think of anything I want to play.
Cameron Rogers
Sounds like you need some divine magic or maybe some skills in your party. Might I suggest a cleric who worships a trickery god?
Tit for tat though, I need advice too. I have an evil wizard who went into arcane trickster, but DM allowed all sorts of third party and 3.5 conversion shit over the course of the game and he's allowing me to retrain feats so that I can get back up to par with shit like super saiyans, naruto nonsense, and a bleach style reaper that does 1k damage minimum. I might be able to talk him into some levels being retrained, but all I have for certain is feats.
Ideally, I'd like to stay in my 'evil trickster' archetype; but a ton of shit has stupid high SR and mind affecting immunity. Any advice on what I should look into?
Brandon Price
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Michael Lewis
It's one of the Occult Classes. Cha based 6th level casting, d8 HD, 3/4 BAB, good Will and Reflex, 6+Int skill points, Cha to Will, Swift Action to give a target a Will penalty and gain extra damage when you hit it, and a bunch of nifty little tricks to toss around in combat. For example - >False Flanker: A duplicate of the mesmerist appears momentarily, as though he were fighting in tandem with the subject. The mesmerist can trigger this trick when the subject moves into or begins her turn in a square where she threatens an enemy. An illusory duplicate of the mesmerist appears in any unoccupied space adjacent to that enemy. This duplicate counts as threatening the enemy for the purposes of determining flanking, but can’t actually make attacks. The duplicate disappears at the end of the turn during which the trick is triggered. This is an illusion (figment) effect, and a creature that interacts with the false flanker can attempt a saving throw to disbelieve the effect.
Justin Morales
THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO THE BAYOUS AND WE'LL TICKLE SOME CANNIBALS!
Thomas Carter
We need a return to this type of adventuring.
Jaxson Roberts
My character's diet consists entirely of either cheap drop-in-boiling-water meals due to still being in Bardic College Debt. She supplements them with cheap wine, frozen veggies in said meals to give it some color, and on rare occasions a side of pork.
William Sullivan
>frozen veggies in said meals to give it some color, poor girl is going to run a Vitamin E deficiency
Easton Hernandez
He would do it without hesitation. Just as soon as the Lady Despair gives him the power and the knowledge to do so, he'll do it himself. I predict she might not love what he's becoming, though, so it would be pretty bittersweet.
James Bailey
10/10 Wasn't it in the mountains though
Logan Johnson
We're doing a Monster Hunter meets Masterchef side-campaign, so /everyone's/ job is to cook! My tiefling Medic/Formless Master is really good with stews, the Kitsune Oracle is an expert in anything remotely involving rice, and the Tiefling Magus fisherman is getting real tired of our and his black blade's shit.
Benjamin Torres
I mean Lina is quite literally a murderhobo
David Torres
All she has to do is sweat those veggies in a bit of oil beforehand.
Logan Foster
Posting RotRK characters again. Rev up your shipping engines.
Post player names so I know what other characters they have in pfg games.
Robert Gomez
Make it Mythic and high-level as befitting worshiped gods fixing continental problems in short order.
I will join it, and I will love it!
Ian Rivera
Or, since I forgot race. Francisca Zilant CG - Suli - Avowed || Vigilante Female, 5'7", 119lbs
William Kelly
How would you handle a game that includes both Occult classes and Psionic classes? Their flavors feel pretty distinct from each other, at least to me, but do you think there's anything about having them together that would be weird or troublesome?
Asher Torres
Yeah that looks good.
Thomas Foster
No, not at all. Both sets are actually rather well balanced (with the exception of their full casters), in fact, and two bits of overlapping balance don't make them suddenly imbalanced.
Ignore the fact the Cryptic's fluff is closer to Psychic
Nathaniel Peterson
Cryptic fluff honestly makes more sense for an Arcane class than a Psionic class to be perfectly honest.
Jaxson Allen
Can you make a dex based druid? Was thinking of a halfling druid and making use of either weapon finesse or wild shape something.
Ian Russell
Is this a new episode of shit you should be asking your GM? Oh BOY!
Juan Gonzalez
Actually It was going to start at level 5, as the players are told by the priestess that they must "regain" their power to bring change to the world. After each major boss, the party will gain more mythic ranks and divine stuff until by the end of the game they are true Living Gods. Until that point though, its pure Dark Souls prepare your anus. The final boss would also be their old Wizard companion who froze them in the first place, but was killed soon after by the enemy army, and wants to end the world out of madness and grief. The priestess who tends the Shrine of the Forgotten Gods is unknowingly his descendant You gotta start small, how else would they be able to be treated well by pic related?
I just gotta get around to actually writing the story to the thing too.
Levi Cruz
I haven't played a druid in pf yet, but I assumed the standard was not worry about physical stats because you wild shape into animals with better stats anyway.
Bentley Cooper
I think everyone in DSP sees the Cryptic as a failed attempt at being whatever it was meant to be.
Jacob Mitchell
That's how it was in 3.5. That's not true in PF.
Ryan Ramirez
Which is a shame.
Cryptic is the only Psionic class I give two shits about.
Cooper Stewart
Actually sounds pretty cool. (fuck kitsunes tho)
Ayden Jones
Makes sense.
Rev up your shipping engines /pfg/, who do you ship with who?
Francisca Zilant Adam R. CG - Suli - Avowed || Vigilante Female, 5'7", 119lbs