>be wizard
>looking to purchase a new crystal ball for scrying and stuff
>meet shady merchant in the underbelly of a nearby city
>he really wants to sell me this orb
>refuses to let me see it until after I buy it
>I figure what the hell, I can always vaporize him and get my money back if he stiffs me
>get back to wizard tower and examine orb
>pic related
Wat do?
Be wizard
Tyler Russell
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Jacob Johnson
It could be an anti-magic orb, lock the door and seal the windows or GTFO out of there.
Or it could be a phylactery or a demon containing orb, get a refund.
Jacob Roberts
Prepare for some fun adventures!
And by adventures I mean being liquified.
Mason Hill
>Loc-Nar
Best part of that movie:
>the loc-nar is mine!
>stupid bitch, that's my loc-nar!
Nathan Nguyen
Give it the Stars and Stripes OP!
Evan Edwards
Not be an idiot? Everyone knows you don't buy something you've never seen before.
Carson Nguyen
Then why is organized religion so prevalent, user?
>tip
Zachary Russell
Any actual examples besides "mug fedora meme"?
Josiah Jenkins
Rolled 18 (1d20)
Nice fedora you've got there.
Let me roll INT to avoid euphoria.
Above one should work.
Nolan Hughes
Okay, I was just memeing, but how about the fact that no one has ever probably seen God?
Tyler Harris
>probably
provably
Aiden Garcia
Silence!
Daniel Morgan
Oh no I melted
I hate Tuesdays
Grayson Brown
Succumb to the Ultimate Evil across all multiverses?
Joseph Richardson
I don't know what's going on here...what is the orb?
Liam Cooper
Go buy some more orbs. Some cubes, too. Orbs and cubes are where it's at when it comes to magic.
Benjamin Davis
pretty much this.
Grayson Reed
Religion is about faith. If you know something exists then you don't need faith.
Salesmen should not be taken on faith.
inb4 priests are salesmen
Salesmen are after their own profits. Priests SHOULD* be about saving more people from damnation via religious and moral conversion and aiding the faithful that ask for aid.
*yes there are corrupt priests but corruption exists within every group of people
Joseph Morales
That's the Loc-Nar, the sum of all evils. Needless to say, it's Bad News.
Cameron Gray
But everybody's seen the choirboys. They keep them right up front.
Cameron Brooks
Watch Heavy Metal yer damn whipper snapper!
Owen Davis
I honestly don't care, dude. I'm sorry I asked that follow-up question and made you waste your time typing all that. I love you and I hope you have a great day.
Kek
Brandon Adams
Welp, time to fulfill the pact.
Jonathan Ward
>wasting your time typing
where do you think we are? Being on this website in the first place is a waste of time.
I love you too user~
Christopher Murphy
Why didn't you just go to a department store to get a new High Destiny orb? How could a shady merchant possibly have been a better idea?
Joseph Bell
I want to fulfill a pact with that ass
Ethan Watson
if that's all she regularly wears while riding she won't even feel you user
Jayden Cox
Was the sequel any good?
Adrian Garcia
That would be best for her.
Easton Rodriguez
I never saw it but I heard it was a full story and not a series of vignettes, which I don't think I'd like as much.
Jeremiah Sullivan
>he wants to pump away in to a woman while she looks disinterested and bored
kek
William Harris
bump