ITT: Times when YOU were

I argued for half an hour with the DM because I wanted a bear animal companion but was too low level. I tried to convince him a small bear would do. He caved in but gave it the stats of a wolf

>5e cos
>play the only serious character
>group includes anime character and edgelord with an anime weapon
>group does nothing but dick around
>get annoyed at me for actually roleplaying and gathering information before running dick-first into a pike formation of vampire spawn
>complain about it in a joking manner
>get branded That Guy

I'd say she was closer to >pic related
Both of us are furfags and she was an apprentice shaman from some forest village we stumbled upon

But in that moment we sacrificed all our degeneracy for the purest and manliest form of love with no regrets.

I'm honestly not sure if I that guy'd
>Playing evil campaign for like 6 months
>Former cleric of a good god who has since fallen and worships a demon of battle
>World has no forms of resurrection
>DM has a powerful NPC cast a geas on me to kill another PC
>Try to get out of this various ways, but the DM resists
>Eventually forced to kill the PC
>Other PC investigate and eventually find out that my character killed the other PC
>They try to kill my PC as retribution
>Through bullshit luck, my character overpowers them and kills them

At this point, everyone was dead but me. I've been called that guy for this, because I did kill the party, but I feel that my hand was forced, and that I really had no alternative.

It depends on what the reason behind the geas was. Still, I'm surprised they didn't expect the game to end in infighting since it was an evil campaign.

Both myself and the person I had to kill defiled a temple of a good god. She escaped, but my character got caught.

Well, okay, it does sound like that's how the story played out, so it's not like you got in that situation on purpose.

I remember as a kid, some Looney Tunes episodes would do a Red Skelton gag where a skeleton comes out of the closet and then a red skeleton comes out behind and yells "RED SKELTON". That horrified me as a kid because I didn't know who Red Skelton was and I thought it was a freshly removed skeleton still covered in blood.

So thanks for triggering me, shitlord.

Yeah. It just sucks because everyone in that group is now pissed at me because I ended an otherwise pretty fun campaign on a pretty down note. I still talk to most of the players, but the DM who forced me to kill the player doesn't talk to me anymore because I killed his campaign.

This was 100% the DM's fault desu

You went out of your way to avoid inter-party conflict even when the DM forced the geas on you. You're probably better off not playing with him anymore if that's the kind of shit he pulls.