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God damn skub users

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Boku no pico

Which board would I post to if I wanted advice on how to seduce and corrupt a virgin girl IRL, and would(optimistically) expect about 60% of the replies to be serious, and 30% from people that get laid regularly? /qa/ is a shitshow, /d/, /h/ and /aco/ aren't interested if the girl's form isn't outlined in black ink, /adv/ simply doesn't have the life experience, and /b/ and /r9k/ are laughable suggestions at best.

Only asking here because I know you guys are one of the few that might take this question seriously, and point me in the right direction, and because I know for a fact that there's more than a few fa/tg/uys that practice BDSM and other kinky shit IRL.

I could also explain the situation if you guys are feeling up to the task.

SKUB RULEZ FAGGOT

[spoilers]not on Veeky Forums[/spoilers]

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As most of tg is virgins, I figure the general consensus will be against the corruption of virgins

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>Which board would I post to if I wanted advice on how to seduce and corrupt a virgin girl IRL.

>I could also explain the situation if you guys are feeling up to the task.

Hell if I can think of an appropriate board, but you're telling us the details anyway, either so we can laugh at you or do that weird thing where we actually offer solid advice.

Veeky Forums isn't virginal, it's post-virginal. We got laid once in college with a girl we briefly dated at one of the nerd clubs(most likely the anime/otaku club) It ended however when, without warning, she had a mental breakdown and had to move back home with her parents in order to cope with the Anxiety/Depression disorders that she never told you she had.

The result is that fa/tg/uys can count the number of times they had sex on one hand, and each experience has been played over and over in their heads, warping every little detail they can remember and crystallizing into the Bizarre fetishes you see on here.

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>Veeky Forums isn't virginal, it's post-virginal. We got laid once in college with a girl we briefly dated at one of the nerd clubs(most likely the anime/otaku club) It ended however when, without warning, she had a mental breakdown and had to move back home with her parents in order to cope with the Anxiety/Depression disorders that she never told you she had.

user then woke up in a delerious state, saddened by the thought of being so close to someone yet so far from them. His gnarled, clubbed and glue covered fingers clutching at his cuddling pillow, user began shedding but a single tear.

>Veeky Forums isn't virginal
I am, no one ever said yes when aked out

Go ahead, if you post filenames with it it should count as on-topic enough I guess. The age-old "Veeky Forums is about the people playing traditional games" joke applies here

you're a fucking weirdo

try somewhere like /lgbt/, /s/, /soc/ or /tv/ where people are attracted to/talk a lot about 3D wimmen
hell, try /cgl/ if you're feeling ballsy but I doubt it'd work
but the key thing is to make a topic related to the board

Alright...

According to the Veeky Forums Lexicon, I would be classified as an "AIDS-Ridden Degenerate," which is a nice way of saying I'm non-monogamous, enjoy both holes and poles, and have had at least one sexual encounter involving more than two people.

The above statement is enough to turn most of you against me, most likely for being an SJW-Cuck-Faggot. This is erroneous, as Brett's the one who's into cuckoldry, not me.

Anyway, on with the story. Long story short, while using a dating app, I have found either the world's most sheltered non-Mormon girl, or a female autist. Most of you will likely say the latter, but I'm optimistic.

Basically... she's 19, goes to my college, doesn't seem to have any hobbies outside of anime, manga, and her pets. She claims to never have been on a single date in her life.

BDSM general on /d/ might be more interested than you think -- they love helping newcomers and making sure shit doesn't go wrong.

Also maybe /soc/.

So... basically, if she's not totally autistic, then everything I do on our first meeting is somewhat prototyping her attitude towards dating in general. Provided I show enough confidence, there's a lot of influence I could have over her opinions on sex, love, and dating. Of course, then again, I could just be deluding myself into thinking I can transmit degeneracy through molestation(I have absolutely no idea how serious I'm being about this at this point, asking the Miniatures, Dice, and Yelling section of the Azerbaijani Beverage Dissemination Site for advice on women.)

And now, here comes the part everyone is going to hate: Elegantly put, I'd like to respectfully introduce her to my lifestyle, show her the benefits of such, and see if she'd be willing to give it a go.

In the crudest of layman's terms, I'd like to seduce her, fuck her, and get her to open up to the idea of Polyamory, and make her my slut, but I'm feeling weird about it because She seems so clueless about dating and seduction I'd have to walk her through every step of it, so I'm looking for someone to give me advice in that regard. Also, yhose pesky morals are acting up again, so I'm hoping there's one other degenerate out there who thinks this is a good idea, so I can convince myself what I'm doing is common enough to be justified.

Why is Guts here?

Because he's been on the boat for over ten years, duh

My advice right now is "don't be a creep". No one cares if you're into poly BDSM, but I do think grooming is fucked up and you should give up on the MUH SLUT bullshit.

You better make sure she knows what she's getting into if you bring up your kinks and lifestyle, and let her learn at her own rhythm. Don't be pushy.

Also pic related. Drop the purple prose. It makes you look like a self-important retard.

Trust your morals dude.
It's okay to want to have sex with this girl.
It's okay to want to introduce her to your kinks, if she wants to have sex with you.
It's even okay to talk to her about polyamory, and various other non-traditional sexual lifestyles.
It's *NOT OKAY* to do any of that shit if you think it's going to mess her up, and it's definitely not okay to deliberately "shape" her or treat her like your property (outside of a kink session).

Taking advantage of someone's inexperience is wrong. Whatever you do with her, do it with respect and understanding of the responsibility you have to her as a person.

Is she an adult? Sure. But she's also a deeply sheltered teenage manga fan. This is all new to her, and even experienced people still can't 100% control how they feel about the people they screw. You gotta exercise respect, sincerity and empathy with her.
Communicate clearly with her about what you want from the relationship, and what the parameters are. "I like you, but you should know I have a boyfriend and regularly bang other people" is an awkward conversation, but a vital one if you're going to do this ethically.

So assuming you keep all that in mind, here's my take:
Don't throw her in the deep end, start small when it comes to kinky stuff. Respect her boundaries. ASK FIRST before doing anything too non-vanilla. If she doesn't want to try a particular activity, don't pressure her. Later on, you can discuss why she's uncomfortable with it, and see if it's something the two of you can work on or if it's just a non-starter. Check in with her regularly about how comfortable she feels. Invite her to tell you what she'd like to do, too, and make sure she knows that she's free to express her desires without fear of judgement.

Make sure she feels comfortable with you before introducing another partner. Always make it clear to her that it's okay to "safe word" and that you won't think less of her if she does.

My deep one!

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Alternatively
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Yeah, about halfway through writing this I basically realized what you both have said, and then figured I might as well continue writing because Veeky Forums likes stories, bizarre situations, or autists making idiots of themselves, so I got a little too tongue-in-cheek there.

As for looking like a self-important retard... indeed, and I mock my past self for it, if only so I can join in the fun ridiculing him along with the rest of you.

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iktfb

This man knows what's what.

>All that projection and victim-baiting

user please, stop being a faggot.

I understood that reference

Glad to hear it, user.
Not gonna lie, this actually looks like a really fun setting. I'll bet scary Inuit-vikings control the great not-Greenland sea, and launch raids against the decadent Elves who populate the not-Hudsons bay islands!

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this actually looks fucking awesome

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You motherfucker.

This hit too close to home you fucker

>no one ever said yes when aked out
oh but for me she said yes
and we dated
and I'm still a virgin

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>he doesn't even recognize Ash Wing

The horrifying thing is I recently ran into a couple of *recent* youtube videos featuring some of these people. These are genuinely their job titles, it isn't exaggeration by media or whatever.

easy to fuck

So for context a woman died by that part of the escalator falling in and the woman was pulled into the gears.

youtube.com/watch?v=u4f9hnOe8yk

No one in China was fucking around with that for a while.

How the fuck did you sleuth this out you motherfucker, this is downright unsettling.

was my first relationship.

My subsequent 2 got me to what describes and where I have stayed since. I've had sex enough times to have had a grounded idea of what it entails, but it seems just a tiny bit more abstract every day.

Did I even enjoy it at all? I'm not sure anymore. If I didn't, why did I do it more than once?

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>Gotten to the point where I'm just focusing on surviving and getting a decent job to live
>Sex has just become a distant concept and something that just happens to other people
>Still not sure how to feel about it, but can't because college and work takes up too much time
Call the mods if you must

My last time wasn't even all that long ago, but with me it's the certainty that I will under no circumstances have sex again, at least this year.

im still not sure if I should feel relief or dread realizing that I'm probably going to die alone and can focus on my own goals and ignore social shit as much.

It's nice if you have goals, that's for sure.

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Relevant for the thread at hand, I suppose.

>asked out by four girls in high school
>one is crazy, one is a whale, the other two are cute but underclassmen and I'm moving to college in like a week
>they aren't even a year younger than me, I'm just worried about being 'that guy' who dates girls in high school
>become hermit through college
>get job, weekend shift, nights
>no free time
>no way of meeting new people

It's not a fun time.

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You've just described my life, I feel you on a spiritual level.

>grayscaling the full-color images just so they would fit in with the rest
The worst kind of Hitler.

Forbidden lore check failed. Are those the artist names or something?

Yes.

kys degenerate

>Forbidden lore check failed. Are those the artist names or something?

Well, you are right by guessing that they are names of artists.

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>Expect something interesting due to the fact that the Orcs have advanced technology and more modern clothing
>It's a generic orc rape manga

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>expecting anything except a hint of creativity out of porn/manga
You set yourself up man

Oh thank God. I was getting worried Veeky Forums was getting too tolerant of my behavior, and believe you me, that would've meant a fuckload of trouble for everyone.

Veeky Forums works because we're pretty spread out in the way of opinions. With any given question there's a chance of getting every possible response. It's like the infinite monkey theorem except replacing the typewriters with a more efficient device, and the monkeys with one that's far less. I'm this case I think we're pretty much covered, except for the trolls, and let's be honest here, I was far too self-deprecating that ar this point any outside criticism would've been putting a hat on a hat.

As for killing myself... I tried that already. Twice. Autoerotic Asphyxiation is a huge let-down the second time around. You just can't get that same level of climax after getting rushed to the hospital with Dick in hand and the pump still going long after the well has run dry.

stale pasta, here's a complimentary (you)

exactly how many of these aren't rape porn?

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which ones are they? It is a great curse to enjoy ahegao but find rape and mindbreak a massive turn off.

I would like to think of the entire story as some very lucky players trying to escape a shitty GM's magical realm. As the players keep getting crits the GM has to keep adding more and more bullshit to make the magical realm happen.
The human realms in that story where suffering from a simultaneous plague, famine and economic collapse while the orc kingdoms not only had their ridiculous tech spike but where also rich enough that they pretty much brought out the human kingdoms.

I can't fully speak for your situation because I'm nowhere near as "unconventional" as you, and I'm straight as can possibly be, but I do sleep around a fair, and I've been in a similar situation more than once.

Basically, I encounter a girl at a party or something who shows interest and because I'm an enormous man-slut I immediately seduce her, cue making out, fondling, possibly sex. A couple of those times it so happened that said girl was an actual kissless virgin (you'd be surprised how common it is, even among decently attractive girls), or else close enough that it makes no difference. The times where it ends up being an ongoing relationship have been a nightmare, both morally and in terms of the experience. You always feel like a dirtbag for ever introducing her to any of the less pleasant aspects of dating, second guess yourself in terms of how quickly you're moving her along when you're introducing her to the more pleasant aspects (hence you feel like a dirtbag), and, honestly, get bored. And then feel bad. Virgins are just straight up bad at sex, and if you have a shred of conscience with regards to allowing people to explore sex for themselves, it'll stay that way for a long time. It's cute at first but I can promise you it gets tiresome when she goes, for the umpteenth time, "ohh what if we try this" and your brain is going "nah man you did that with Sarah and it wasn't so great, remember?" but you can't bring yourself to be such an asshole that you'd crush her enthusiasm. That's fine on it's own but if it's coupled with a general lack of familiarity with dating and socialising in general you'll find yourself in a constant balancing act of trying to give her just the right amount of input without unfairly shoehorning her into your own patterns.

TLDR if you're sexually/romantically experienced and considering dating a virgin, particularly a virgin with little to no dating experience, you better have a fuckton of goodwill and patience.

As a virgin (male) reading this hurt physically. Excuse my bitterness, but when someone complains about cute girls being enthusiastic about sex with them it's hard to hold it in.

Nietzsche apparently owned one of these.

Mizuryu Kei has many ahegao that aren't rape, as does Tsukino Jougi. I don't know many of the other artists off the top of my head, though I kinda recognize some of the faces.

Sorry I don't have any decent filenames. Most of the shit my friends and I make is specific to our setting. Have a druid joke.

All I know is the last one is from The Onion

> a female autist
That's what it is.

Source: it just is mate, that's them odds. I know from trying to dig into chicks like that.

How old are you, user?

Honestly the only thing you need to do is get fit and lurk around a Chad and his friends. Most people are pretty decent after high school so if you start hanging out and aren't actively creepy they won't mind, even if you don't say much. Just listen to how they speak and interact with each other, try to adopt that manner over time. Even before you've managed to do that, girls will be attracted to you by simple association. Once you're speaking dudebro it's easy. Charisma is something you can learn. A lot of it is just about being quick-witted though, so it helps if you get plenty of sleep, get fit as I said (not Veeky Forums, just healthy, tough, and lean, I'm a trail runner for example), limit yourself in terms of computer games, and try not to jerk off more than once every couple of weeks.

Source: This is how I did it. Funnily enough the Chad I piggybacked off initially is a closet nerd and probably my best friend now, and I've been far more romantically successful than him just because I abuse my powers while he doesn't.

Honestly don't mind the bitterness at all, I was you once. Seriously the post above is genuine advice, and you can feel free to ask me anything you'd like. I'm far from a complete success in life but at least sex isn't hard to find.