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Chandra was objectively worse than Jace this time. God, I wish Bolas would burn her to a crisp

>Not even on the plane for a day and they have to be rescued by literal gods
I can't wait to see them get their unprepared asses handed to them by good ol' Nicky B.

Also, I'm digging all the wurm art in this chapter. I'm glad to see greens coolest signature creature type make a return.

>HOLY FIERY RIVERS OF REGATHA WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT THING AND DID IT JUST EAT LILIANA NO WAY WHAT THE HELL DIE IN A PILLAR OF FLAME YOU BIG FAT STUPID WAIT DID NISSA JUST SAY THERE WERE MORE COMING OH GEEZ YUP THERE THEY ARE GET OUT OF THE WAY I'LL ROAST YOU ALL GIVE BACK LILIANA YOU STUPID SONS OF INBRED BANDARS—

What the fuck is this cringey shit.

I think you mean Chandra.

Wizards is hiring right out of high school creative writing classes these days.

I had to check to see if this was actually in the story.

Fuck dude, I need to start writing for WotC if this is what they hire.

>aspiring writer with severe lack of confidence in my writing
>see this shit
>this is official Magic: the Gathering story writing
>feel hope instilled within me

If this is the kind of shit they're willing to publish I might just have half a chance

Not to burst your bubble, but I've got a reasonable hunch that these people find work through nepotism. It's apparently a big problem at WotC (and many other similar companies, if I were to hazard a guess). Regardless, I'd say you ought to keep writing.

Go for it, dude. Follow your dreams. I worked with a real jackass who was a published author. I know that I can create better literature than he did.

About the only good thing about that was that Liliana's canonical nickname for Gideon is "Beefslab".