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Age of Emprah New Alliance And Orks&Nids Are Still Shit Edition

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First for initiative not actually being a thing anymore!

Dawn of War 3 finally comes out.
You've been waiting all those years to finally feel THQ's big hard grimdark cock in your ass again, but you get Sega's tiny pencil of a dick instead.
Why even live.

What's the best pyromaniac army? Salamanders? SoB?

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

youtube.com/watch?v=UHgu_fBlSjk

"Fifteen Orks on a dead man’s hulk,

Lookin’ down the barrel of a gun,

Gruntin’ to each other

through big, sharp teeth,

Sayin’ “This one’ll give us some fun”
Fourteen Orks on a humie’s ship,

Killin’ anything that isn’t green,

Gruntin’ to each other

through big, sharp teeth,

Sayin’ “Times be getting’ lean”
Thirteen Orks with the Captain’s chest,

Hopin’ to quench their greedy thirst,

Gruntin’ to each other

through big, sharp teeth

Sayin’ “I was da wun dat saw it first”
One lone Ork left to steal the loot,

Wishin’ it hadn’t turned out so,

Gruntin’ to itself

through big, sharp teeth

Sayin’ “I shoulda let the pilot go”

>tfw you'll never feel THQ's long, hard shaft pumping sync-kills and well made maps down your throat

Just kill me now.

Wouldn't that make initiative buffing things like Mark of slaanesh useless?
Well more so than now.

I want to get some power armor allied into my guard army, not sure what I need though. I have a sort of combined arms list I like: a small platoon, some meltavets/meltascions, wyverns and a russ or two.

I never thought I'd legitimately run into a project being held back from a lack of 50cm scale models of whales. Damn my overactive imagination.
At least I can use the new Mechanicus terrain and possibly the plastic Thunderhawk.

Maybe Mark of Slaanesh will increase movement instead

Just take an allied detachment of a tac squad in a drop pod

things that buff initiative would likely change to other effects

the mark of slaanesh has been fearless and feel no pain in the past, no reason it can't change again

Well in Age of Sigmar, Slaanesh's buff usually involves an extra attack, as they are faster than their opponent. For example, the 'Lord of Excess' ability that gives a Slaanesh Mortal unit within 12" an extra attack each time they roll a 6 to hit.

>pumping sync-kills and well made maps down your throat

Oh m-my.

If you were going to be captured by the Dark Eldar, how fast would you kill yourself?

Think Custodes will be allowed forge world stuff in 8th?

in moment of capture

THE FOUL SCHEMES OF THE IRON WARRIORS MUST BE PUT TO AN END

Busses larger than the Emperor is definitely blasphemy.

this is the New Siege Warmachines of IW? She rolling and smashing all on her way

You got some sauce on that image?

>movenent stat becomes a thing again
>orks have shitty movement stat
>>melee race
>>ms 2
you know it

NAY BROTHER PASANIUS! THIS IS A DAEMONCULABA.

THIS IS HOW HONSOU IS PRODUCING HIS ARTIFICIAL SPACE MARINES

I wanted to get back into 40k from 5th. Is this acceptable for casual games with friends or did I fucked up?

Bolter Bitches

You will never play

>Red Orchestra with Guard v. Lost and the Damned
>Mass Effect Inquisition
>Only-Wargame

I'm thinking of organizing a mass suicide

maaaybe

guard

command squads with four flamers
3-flamer veteran squads in chimeras with two heavy flamers
hellhounds

round them off with incendiary-shell heavy mortars from forgeworld

You're asking fluffwise or gameplay-wise?

If gameplay wise then space marines, obviously.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

So Am I okay to run Kill Team, Armaggedon and 1000 pts games with pic related? Also want to buy Darkstrider or Cadre Fireblade because I find them neat

eldar in this bitch

>So Am I okay to run Kill Team,
yeah
>Armaggedon
yeah
>and 1000 pts games with pic related?

I don't have a calculator, but unless you want to max out on upgrades, you might want to buy 1 more thing, maybe a hammerhead, or something along those lines.
But yeah, you should be fine with those, for the most part.

You're probably still short with just those two boxes. I would double up on either one of those boxes, but probably the SC box since the value is so damn good.

Not sure if you could quite get up to 1000 points with those, but they're definitely a good baseline and starting point.

>Invisibility is WC2

>not covering yourself in oil, doing all the drugs, grabbing the loudest music playing it underwater, grabbing the biggest gun and fighting the dark eldar in attempt to get them to kill you or induct you into the dark eldar

it's almost like you want a rational answer to being captured by them

eh. get a riptide too if you want to win.

That's roughly 600-700p. You could stretch it with bloated upgrades but getting a box or two more is better.

id just want a sexy female dark eldar to capture me and use me like a little slut that I am

>eh. get a riptide too if you want to win.
Jesus fucking Christ, I hate you all so much.

As far as I can see maxing out upgrades makes a 1000+ pts list but I'm not sure if it is the best way to build even a casual list
Nah, I don't like their big models - infantry and crisis suits are fine for me

Pwetty prease?

you'll want a second squad of fire warriors for regular games, but those boxes are a good start

the cadre fireblade is a decent small-games commander, so I recommend him as well

>trying to seduce me with Nipaa~

Goddamit you win. Give me a few moments

Just using this image because it's one of the better ones I have of my Shadowsword but what's the next superheavy that you think I should get? And i want to hear about what you anons are doing as well I'd love to hear your batreps and see your last few games as well. Any ideas for names for my next superheavy?

if tau weren't so fucking broken, would people still hate them?

Yeah, just loading up on upgrades isn't the way to go about it. It's better to have some flexibility.

I'd recommend picking up Darkstrider/a Fireblade like you wanted, and picking up a Hammerhead kit. Then, you can run that as either a Hammerhead, Sky ray, or a second devilfish if you want. That should be another easy 200 points to add to the list, and will make 1000 points simpler to fill in without reaching

Get a Mastodon.

Call it "Yer mam"

Gameplay-wise it's guard in addition to what said, we have Hellhounds, all our Leman Russes can take 3 Heavy flamers, and forgeworld gave us pic related.

Should I use the Militarum Tempestus miniatures or hunt for old storm trooper minis for my Inquisition Storm Troopers?

yes

>communist compared to dictators
>noble
>small fish not aware of the ocean in their stream
>mecha suits that aren't walkers
>don't like cqc

>it's one of the better ones I have of my Shadowsword
>clearly taking aim at a statue of a Space Marine

That's some sort of heresy, I'm sure.

>And i want to hear about what you anons are doing as well

Going down to Warhammer World tomorrow. I've been playing the game for 15 years and it's the first chance I've had.

6am start and a five hour drive though. But it'll be worth it.

Get one of the other Baneblades, or an Imperial Knight

You'd probably get some complaints, but more about how they'd be annoying/boring to play against than anything. If they were more mid-tier and their units weren't all such great values or undercosted, then they'd be more akin to Dark Eldar or Guard. Either a really annoying mobile force that has to stay mobile or else it'll die without doing much, or a really bulked up gunline that's tough to approach.

No, there would still be a few whining about how they aren't grimdark enough but they'd be largely accepted

Get some greenstuff and some armature wire mesh. Add a day of sculpting. Theres your whale

please don't scare me with OP images like that.

>tfw pic related never delivered his Baneblade

I'm pissed and sad.

cute

Thank you, user, whenever you may deliver.

two hellhounds > a single redeemer

Torrent, man. Roast those aliens from long range.

ok Veeky Forums, what are the chances that we get new catachans literally ever? I want to start a guard army, and want to go catachans, but would rather not right now if they have any hope of getting new sculpts literally any time in the future.

Zero.

New Ork Buggies confirmed for December.

FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT

Fuck I almost thought I lost it. Took me 20 minutes to find it.

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what the fuck is wrong with that sentinel in the back?

Well, I would prefer new non-gorrila ass boyz

GW announced that all their teasers from Gathering Storm will be fleshed out within two years

One teaser from book 2 has Kaptin Badrukk flying to Catachan

Means we'll get an Freebooters (Ork Supplement) vs Catachans (Guard Supplement) campaign

Just chipping in that I do happen to know the sauce as well, but I'll let you two lovebirds sort it out among yourselves.

Not very high. I'd be surprised if we even saw new Cadians/replacements.

That said, there was a blurb about Orks heading to attack Catachan in a recent book, so maybe it'll get expanded on.

If you want to wait and see, consider starting with the non-catachan specific elements like vehicles and things.

no xmen to hunt

Given rumors how do you think monoliths will fare? I've always wanted to field beautiful floating scenery with glow and guns on it

What's wrong with the current models?

OOOoooh, yeah right, nevermind. I remember now.

How dick is a knight or mainly knight army? I just fucking love giant robots.

too late, dick sponge

Pretty dick.
You'll either get stomped or stomp

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>don't like their big models
You sound like an amazing opponent and all around decent human being. I wish you many hard fought tactical victories, years of fun and joyous comradaury with those fortunate enough to play against you.

Eva Unit 1 Marines

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>literal 1d4 babbies developing this game
>these fucking retards took 1d4 as the fucking bible for warhammer 40k lore
Holy shit.

XD

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Plz rate my list

>Fundar 1850pts

Just tell me where and when

>I love giant robots
Pick mechanicus and include a knight or two in your army, then other players shouldn't spit on you/refuse to play once they see you place your 6 model army on the table.

They would still be unfun to play against, but at least beatable.

Though I wholeheartedly believe that if tau were mid tier only maybe 5-10% of the current tau players would actually still play them.

Play Tau, weeb

For the same price as a Knight formation you can actually build a mech robot army that won't make you look like a turbonigger.

And if anyone is prepared to fight a knight, you WILL lose.

>futa
Not what I expected or was hoping for, but I suppose it'll do and I appreciate the gesture, thanks.

1 knight is a waste of your points.
3+ Knights is a waste of your opponent's time.

A single knight is slightly harder to kill than a land raider.

3+ just comes down to weather they brought enough melta/haywire/Lance/armor bane

But user, Tau have no giant robots, they have monstrous creatures...

>futa
That's not futa.

At least let me pretend it's girls with dicks and not just boys.

That's not a futa, I fear.

>Took me 20 minutes to find it.
And you got it wrong. It's by the same author but different doujin.

I would rather see AV10/2HP walkers than MCs.

They shouldn't be MCs they should be infantry or vehicles.

When will GW release a water navy game for 40k?

Don't give me that "it's redundant with the technology" these niggas use swords.

Imperial Guard vs. Ork submarines engaging in Das Boot-style trickery on a vast ocean world would be kino

Did you even click the link?
It's a compilation of different doujins by the same author, one of which is the one in question.