Gnome warlord with exotic concubine

Pretty good.

I wish was the midget.

I literally could not be more jealous

What about a dark elf concubine.

>What if Gabriel Angelos were a dwarf?

He must really know how to lay pipe

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Then the jumping terminators would make sense.

Go on...

Those are some pretty thick eyebrows but 9/10 overall

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>some pretty thick eyebrows but

Not thick enough

>he doesn't like thicc eyebrows

The question is...

Is she having midget fetish or he has giantess fetish or both?

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>short haired thick africans
Oh shit user, you sniped my magical realm. If only she was with an unusually busty hour-glass shaped white lady, pale as a ghost, and with long brunette hair, then I'd just have to leave for a while.

You gotta live with just being a midget.

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a best

BEST

Fuck, if she wasn't fat she would be fucking 10/10. Those long ass legs. Damn.

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Whoever's posting these waifus is my mothafuckin nigga.
Some god-tier taste

My dream girl

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>Niggers
>Human

While we're spamming girls, I want to know: what races and cultures are exotic in your campaign, compared to wherever your PCs are? How do you go about actually making an exotic feeling without just going 'noble savage' or 'China?'

If loving black girls is bestiality then call me Skeeter and get me my music jug

When will they ever learn?

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IDK, I find him rather attractive...

>thread starts as a joke
>turns into magical realm

>>thread starts
>>turns into magical realm
part of the course around these parts, padre

Why would I want to learn?

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Now EVERY woman is a giantess.

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>thread starts as a joke
>turns into awesome
Fixed that for you.
user who is posting is good folk.

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I did my best to ask a legit question. I wish I had a better one. Or that I wasn't so afraid of posting an art of a girl with little more than paint on her.

Oh sweet Jesus.

Honestly how the fuck do fantasy settings justify size small humanoids being martial in any way. Picture that guy with a longsword and 18 strength.

Could still hack your legs off, or used a ranged weapon.

This kind of thing reminds me that all fantasy racial body-types can be found on humanity. Even ogres.

Different environments, tavern food, plants, beasts of burden, ways of settling duels and crimes, etiquette and languages.

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>leave
>come back
>still going

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based mods

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This is scary and hot.

Unf
That reminds me: I am running D&D 5e in a desert setting, so far no thicc beautiful dark skinned belly dancers, just kobolds/lizardfolk/dragonborn, better have them think my magical realm is scales I guess
My ex was a nice shade of brown, had wide hips and plump yet firm butt and thighs
I miss her

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All these fuckers with their booties, figures and eyebrows...
>thicc hair
That's the ticket!

Hell, this is a better black babe thread than I've seen on some other boards here.

>Veeky Forums: it's like I don't even need /s/ any more.

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Wait a second - why is she on a pair of Japanese washing machines?

>>thicc hair
>That's the ticket!
Just imagine what the carpet must look like to match those drapes.

Is it Negro Thursday already?

back to /pol/ ya redneck

....Don't kid yourself m8, it started as magical realm. What about the OP is traditional games?

BRRAAAAAPTpfffft

They make excellent defensive martials, Especially gnomes, they get that CON bonus in most iterations so they're pretty hard to take out.

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>Letting a thicc cutie become an ex

You fucked up son.

Because dwarfism doesn't affect rage. Ask Warwick Davis.

>stormfaggots
>welcome round these here parts

He looks like he can't quite believe he's banging this chick.

FUN FACT: Dwarfism doesn't affect penis length, so male midgets all appear hung relative to their size, as even an average penis seems bigger!

>actual, literal manlet

I don't think dwarves count as manlets, even if they are buff.

I must be kind of hot to date a chick who can easily overpower you

How could a chick be hot if she couldn't? Whether you want to overpower such a strong opponent or be overpowered, it's the best option.

>Good for him.

My first thought as well.

Not thicc.

user I know where you getting these pics from

You my nigga

m.imgur.com/a/gsdCi

What, do white girls not trim?

Bodypaint is my fetish.

Christ Almighty. my gf's Veeky Forums goals, bless her heart

Name?

I've entered the magical realm. Now what?

Entirely different body structures. Dwarves are depicted as being wide as they are tall often, meaning that their bones aren't shaped like children.

It's also dependent on things like tendon placements. Monkeys for example are very strong because their muscles and tendons are at much greater mechanical advantage as levers than us.

Nevermind, found it.

Hold on, I think I have something for this.

>Puts on DM'ing hat
Roll for anal circumference.

>Not Drow sorceress with svirfneblin familiar

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What does transpire in this thread, good fellows?

In case the eyes and the tiny feet didn't tip you off, that's a blasian.

>this entire thread
youtube.com/watch?v=5rKETOKAO0A