The first time I saw it, I was very much thinking
>I can't decide if this film is total shit
But it's one of those that becomes increasingly funnier on repeat viewings. Once you know the beats are coming, for some reason it makes the ludicrous lines and acting seem even more ridiculous.
That might just be a Danny McBride thing though - Hot Rod has a similar quality to it.
>Its a better Dungeons and Dragons movie, than Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie
To be fair - not exactly a high bar to reach, that.
More like one roll for two attacks. And if you can't do multiplication up to 3x6, you should be in special school
Try hema. Empty paries happen very rarely. Alternating offense and defense is pure stage fighting designed for dumb audience to understand what's going on. And nothing changes the fact that passive defense (armor) is secondary to active defense.