DMing

>DMing
>player wants to use the inheritor background
>Hands me a tearful letter from his grandfather
>"Grandson, when I die I want to have my two most prized family heirlooms: my blessed +3 greased silver dragon scale mail, and my uncursed ring of true polymorph"

Have someone steal them and make the player quest to get them back. ezpz

>uncursed ring of true polymorph
>ohboy.jpg
>nothing cursed about being a female dwarf, is there?

user, this is clearly your handwriting

>DMing
>player wants to use the inheritor background
>Hands me a tearful letter from his grandfather
>"Grandson, when I die I want to have my two most prized family heirlooms: my blessed +3 greased silver dragon scale mail, and my uncursed ring of true polymorph"
>read sheet
>write on sheet
>give sheet back to player
>"Enclosed is a map to the location of these treasures. The way will be long and perilous, but I know you will succeed!"

Not seeing any real problems.

His granddad's senile and the items are normal quality items.
Alternatively, they have a mild curse that's enough to be a bother but not enough to be worth going armourless.

> To collect them, bring this letter to Asmodeus & Asmodeus Legal Associates in [line unreadable], they will give you the key to my deposit box upon proof of lineage.

>"When I die I want to be buried with my two most prized family heirlooms: my blessed +3 greased silver dragon scale mail, and my uncursed ring of true polymorph"
>I also want my crate to be enchanted with a spell of "hands off my coffin you greedy cunt"

Good solution

I feel like if someone is stipulating that an item is "uncursed" then it's probably absolutely cursed.

That would actually make for a funny as hell merchant though.

>"Oh yes, a very finely crafted uncursed rope right there. Oh not interested? Then how about this fantasically forged uncursed dagger?"