Stat me, Veeky Forums

Stat me, Veeky Forums

Redpill on this character, fampai.

What's her name /b/?

I still fail to see the appeal
Other than the fact that she's half nakie like any other female character, I just dont fucking get it

There were three main "Camps" surrounding the hype for the game.
> People obsessing over platinum gameplay and possibly hoping for a revengeance clone.
> People in it for the ass.
> People in it for the bullshit story the creator is known for.
There was some overlap which varied by the individual, however.

300+ lbs

2B only really works on a sanity meter, as the whole "I'm a program and can just blow up this body and print a new one in space" bit means sanity (or program corruption, whatever) is the only truly relevant damage rating that would last.

Yoko Taro's got some good stuff, but it's buried under some weird stuff. You usually have to play his games like 5 times to really beat them, as even getting an 'ending' doesn't take you even halfway through the story.

Flaw: Decoy protagonist
Flaw: Worse than A2
Flaw: Worse than Pods.

butt/10

Cute android.

Worse than pods I'll agree with, but worse than A2 is bullshit.

No bully A2.

Too hot for my craptop.

>> People in it for the bullshit story the creator is known for.
Honestly, I feel everything he did after Drakenguard has all been interesting in concept, but horribly executed.

I'm guessing rule 63 Raiden.

Toobie
Toobers
Toobs
Toobitoob

Ha, I introduced a thinly veiled copy of her in a steampunk campaign revolving around automata. One player, whom I dub 'Captain Thirsty', has made it his life's goal to fuck her.

I wouldn't really say that Drakengard was any different from that.

Well, I might have been more forgiving back then, but I liked the idea of vidiya protags having to be pretty messed up to do what vidiya protags usually do, even if it was a bit edgy/tryhard in places, plus you get to ride a dragon.

Also, half the story wasn't locked away in books/DLC.

Considering the man always works with budgets made up of three shoe strings and bubblegum on top of not being allowed to put half the stuff he wants in the game because it'd trigger people I'd say he's doing alright.

Anyone have the twitter post from Yoko Taro about drinking more now that he has a good budget?

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Doesn't make the games any better though.
Sticking to your guns is admirable and all, all, but if the end product doesn't work, you might be in the wrog medium.

I feel Drakenguard was the opposite. Sound mechanically, bit just a pain tonsil through.

Also, rhythm boss

He managed to build a fanbase of masochists because he offers what almost no one else in the medium does.

I dunno; I liked it at the time.
Might have just been me being yound and edgelordy though.

I know fuck all about this game or characters in it, but this quote makes me think he's a pretty cool guy

Yoko Taro and ZUN need to chill together at some point. Just sayin' tho.

It was blocked behind grinding weapons and replaying missions to get them. I'm not sure that's a better alternative.

2THICC

She's more of your basic stoic anime fighting girl pushed by duty into a job she ain't quite happy about.

>has made it his life's goal to fuck her.
Oh what could possibly go wrong thEre...

>I'm not sure that's a better alternative.
I feel it is, since it comes with the game instead off having to buy extra stuff to get the whole story.

Tell him good luck with fucking a 168 kg lump of metal.

Yoko Taro is an international treasure.

A2 has Taunt, Dash, Berserk and is woke
Toobie explodes

>Yoko Taro is the Japanese Bostria

bless that man
Meanwhile in america, hack snider pays over 2 million to make perfect cgi penis for doc manhattan

Not what I had in mind, but that could be an issuE too I guess.

>He doEsn't know

Zero in DoD3 is bae, and I think DoD3 is trying to say something, I'd just have to find the time to do a deconstruction.
The English localisation team really fucked up though, basically making her Kaine 2.0, dickless edition, which is a downgrade IMO

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indeed without a dick, she is a downgrade from kaine

Everytime you compile 2B porn, Yoko Taro smiles

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Actually the reveal of Kaine being intersex made a lot of her backstory make more sense, but I still dislike her character, because she was such an insufferably bitch with nowhere near enough moments of caracter development to make it worth it.

Same goes for the Protag of Drakenguard 3.

>expecting someone that got sold to a brothel, got stabbed in the back and spent the rest of her life before getting reanimated by the satan flower as a murderer to be a nice person

Zero is a lot more subdued in the jap VA. She says pretty much the same things but is a very different character compared to English Zero.

I felt it was worth it, but I can understand feeling that way if I played the English version

Why didn't you?

Sharing is caring, yokotaro.

stat her

Not a nice person, just not violent rapist who talks like an edgy teenager.

She IS an edgy teenager though, she was physically 17 and never made it to 20 by the end of the game. And its not rape if its a dove.

She's pretty tender in bed though, ask the doves that aren't Decadus.

Being a teenager doesn't ecuse acting shitty.

And being tender does not make it not rape.

She doesn't act that shitty all things considered.

Pretty much everyone in the region is doomed, the disciples are going to revert eventually, the sisters and her eye are all ticking down to the apocalypse, and the most important piece of her effort to save the world became a retarded singing baby that doesn't want to kill anyone. I think anyone would be cursing like a sailor under those conditions, and for all the threats she doesn't actually abuse anyone much if ever.

He's a very interesting person.

Zero is like the second sanest person in the game after One and One has own baggage to deal with.
Octa was best boy, fucking a Black Hole is a grand dream.

He saw a friend fall to his death off a building, and couldn't stop laughing because the corpse had a giant boner

One's problem is she's so filled with pride that she believes she can save the world, not understanding that she literally can't.

One wants to do literally the same thing Zero wants, kill her sisters and then commit suicide by dragon before the flower unleashes hell on the world, thing is neither trusts the other to pull it off.