I want to die Veeky Forums

>be me poor college student
>be last summer
>throw my measly $200 tax return into crypto in May
>turn it into $2000 in two weeks
>tell my parents about it a little bit
>parent user,"user i want you to invest $500 for me for fun"
>think about it
>"hmm theres this really great project called ark that i could put it all in it's trading at 30 cents right now and shouldnt go any lower than that"
>get too nervous about losing their money so i chicken out even after they assure me $500 is nothing and it would just be for fun
>be me
>be tonight get home and check ARK price
>do the math
>$13000 dollars
>mfw my parents were gonna split any profit 50/50 with me
>mfw this entire story is fucking true

So? 50/50 is reasonable. Had they not given you the money you couldn't have made a cent.

You missed his/her point.

He/she didn't invest the $500 (probably bought weed with it) and has missed out on the upside.

I'd want to die too.

What did your tell your parents OP?

He didn't invest the money

No they never gave me the money they just kept bugging me to invest it for them. Wish for once that I would've listened to a boomer about crypto.

nervous about 500 dollars? really nigga?

Lol. That’s why the poor will always stay poor. There’s no conspiracy. Risk/reward and this was even a sure fucking thing. What are you studying in college?

Put it in RLC, faggot.

Oh, I did. Fuck, I also forgot to drink my coffee. On of these mornings...

>that good feel when my parents gave me $5000 to play around with
>turned it into $20,000 in the span of two weeks
sucks to be u OP but what i recommend now is going all in on LINK. its still in the dip so buying now is good smart choice :)