Pathfinder General /pfg/

All of the people you just posted use magic for their actual danger.

I like playing booty tier classes and then doing everything I can to keep up with the party. One of my first characters was a monk and managed to keep up using stupid ideas and PC-tier plans.

Guys we need more Nodachi memes

how can we create the most nodachi wielding character possible

Optimize.

I am the type of person that has absolutely no problem with "martials" using sword magic.

Piercing Thunder has a stance for it, I think.

So! How was your weekend, /pfg/? Do anything fun or exciting, game-related or otherwise?

Shield Brace. Lets you wield a shield and a polearm simultaneously (aka 2handing the polearm). Guess which heavy blade is also a polearm?

That sounds like cheating.

LAME AND CHEATING.

D8 3/4ths BaB trick-sy types

How do people survive without full-BAB, anyway?

My saturday and sunday games were cancelled.

I am IN TEARS.

Flanking, attacking flat-footed, touch.

Marisa is literally a Magician who likes Fireball and Greater Laz0r.
Reimu is a Cleric with the ability to become invincible, forever.
Knowledge back there, well, you can see it.
Sakuya can use Time Stop.

You now realize that two handed bracing historically used bucklers if it was used in conjunction with shields.

Being a Wizard while also being a monster.

>3 boys and 3 girls

Are you counting Essa as a boy?

That's not Sakuya, that's Youmu; she's just an Unquiet Grave/Mithral Current Stalker Brutal Slayer Bushi Stalker.

Marcelina is cute! CUTE!

Honestly I tend to favor martial builds, usually with some kind of melee. So for me it would be frontliner.

I do like making charisma frontliners that can function as faces. That usually end up with me playing some kind of tiddy monster.

Why wouldn't I?

Elf x both human males at once

But Essa is a boy user!

In my defense they look pretty much the same

Essa is a fine half-halfling man. A quaterling, if you would.

Give me all the elves.

Is one extra-tall extra-curvy elf lady not enough for you?

Elf has enough holes for all the boys, user.

You know what

Can we just say it

Spheres of Might needs to start the fuck over. Its a disaster. Scrap it. Begin anew.

I only like petite elves.

Aida, Esse, Iolanthe, and Orlan.

Gamze and Shanan don't have heights! How shameful!

user...

Is there a way to float indefinitely? Not quite flying but levitating low to the ground.

It just means drow are more my thing

heavens oracle

Drow are typically portrayed as being quite curvy, though!

There is a petite half elf in WWW. You can probably fuck her.

Weird, I forgot to mention that didn't I?

Assume Gamze 5'4".

So short!

I swear that's the face of a Jojo character, I'm just not sure which one.

They look nothing alike. Different color schemes, Youmu has that ribbon in her hair and she uses swords instead of knives. You can even see a katana on her lower back. Very sloppy.

Also, here Marisa is obviously some kind of gunslinger broom jockey and Aya looks like some kind of a rogue. And again, I have nothing against combat characters using extensive magic or supernatural abilities.

It's not a disaster. It's underwhelming.

I can't unsee Jolyne now, thanks.

No its a fucking disaster. They should just scrap it and start over

The catgirl is clearly counting the tips of her ears for height.

>I want to make a big boy for Blingmaker
>A really, really big boy
>mfw all the boys right now seem to be in a race for biggest boy

Should I try to be a Big Boy, or just normal-sized? If it helps any, the lad's a farmboy raised out in the fruitful plains of Brevoy for some years.

>implying

The elocater psionic prestige class gets it as a class feature at 1st level.

> Scorn Earth (Su)
>
> At 1st level, an elocater’s feet lift from the ground. From now on, she can float a foot above the ground, but still move and act as if she were standing on solid ground. At distances greater than 1 foot from any sufficiently stable surface, her speed diminishes to 10 feet per round, but she can move in any direction (including straight up or down). Melee and ranged attacks suffer increasing penalties as if she were the subject of the defy gravity power.
>
> Scorn earth is constantly active, even when unconscious, unless the elocater deliberately suppresses it (a free action), is heavily encumbered, or is slain. If the elocater is carrying a medium load or wearing heavy or medium armor while using scorn earth, her speed reduces to 10 feet per round.

The class also gives 7/10 manifesting and has a variety of gish benefits, so it goes really well with wilder, which is kind of like a sorcerer except has 3/4 BAB and attack/damage bonuses (but still gets 9th-level powers).

Actually I think it's Dio.

There's a half drow in Shardwalkers that looks fairly petite..

>4E
/pfg/, we need to do this. Next official /pfg/ meme game should be using 4E. That will allow us to reach the next level.

BARA META
BUY
BUY
BUY

Aida, Esse, Gamze, Iolanthe, and Orlan.

And an embarrassing placeholder for Shanan.

Orlan's height and weight literally make him a NFL linebacker.

I'm seeing Johnny Joestar myself

my brother

c@ is too tall! too tall!!

That sounds appropriate for a fantasy warrior type.

Linebacker ? More like barebacker ha ha.

>pic related

I don't think roles should be enforced. It's goddamn pathetic when *no one else in the party* can hit more than 5 feet away from themselves because they insist on never touching anything with so much as reach let alone range.

But what's really fucking offensive is when they then start taking issue with you killing shit from afar or that's in flight.

Ha ha, when he's done with you your back isn't gonna be bare ha ha it's a pull out joke get it?

Please laugh.

>c@ is too tall! too tall!!
Clearly counting her ears.

Fuck off Atolm, you little midget.

>He actually causes hairy backs due to a curse, and it had nothing to do with sperm in any way

Does Iron Tortoise work with Bucklers?

What if you're doing Buckler + 2H weapon, like a Hawkguard?

We tried to warn you about the Bara meta /pfg/

Why didn't you listen

Why didn't you stop it?

You never could stop it, the discord cabal has already decided this to be the new meta. Do you feel in control /pfg/?

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also isn't half that dragon party equipped with spells and/or breath weapons?

I have so much NSFW art on drow >.>

>Orlan could casually bridal carry the elf around

>tfw Barameta becomes a thing
>DHB immediately makes a dough bellied, thinning haired, manlet
y tho

Mostly it doesn't, unless you have a perk that lets you shieldbash with bucklers

>mfw everyone always insists on finishing inside but I personally love it when someone actually wants to finish on my character's back, butt or belly.

DHB has never been a man to submit to the meta.

He could probably carry at least two, maybe three party members because 18 STR

...

Here's an actual linebacker who has pretty much the same dimensions

Thanks user, I think I'm going to have fun exploiting the Bara Boom with this character.

There's a feat for that.

I'm more worried about this line:

>>Maneuvers from Iron Tortoise require use of a shield in one hand.

Could an Immovable Rod be used as an implement to enhance Perform (Mime)?

Its happening.

The bara-boom's time has come

Punchgirls are truly dead.

There's a feat that lets you count a gauntlet as a buckler for all purposes, I think.

Well, considering that even if you're wielding a weapon, the buckler is still counted as being on that particular hand, you're still good.

Hold up, if Bara is the new meta for male characters, what's the new meta for female characters?

Busty, older mothers?

granny hags

That will remain in it's locked box.

That's been around, Its just no one has the guts to make one

We've moved away from the 'cowtits' meta. It's time for DFC.

Grannies Squirt. Never forget.

>mfw I'm making one of these now for another game I'm in

You should have seen the flat chest meta coming

It was so clear

Dragons2 was the canary in the coalmine

>Busty, older mothers?

Amalthea's rise to divinity is nigh

looks like shite

Anyone still have her divine profile?