Pathfinder General /pfg/

Pathfinder General /pfg/

Tell us about the times when your party has wound up in really weird places all of a sudden! What does your character do?

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Current Playtests: pastebin.com/quSzkadj

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first for reverse traps a cute

Reverse traps with huge bound boobs are the best!

Third for getting some yummy dicky daddy cummy in your good girl tummy.

Literally my Friday campaign has me travelling through time constantly. Literally woke up one time in front of four direhyenas that wanted to eat us. Also my half-giant likes to bone ladies from different timelines. My spawn will live on through the ages!

Was that a new record for how quickly a thread has become degenerate garbage?

DHB made a reverse trap. A flat tiny reverse trap.

Is she gonna get mind broken?

Nah, it just got beaten when just just posted now

i think so

She's gonna get put into attractive and fashionable dresses by MILF elf and autistic card games waifu (who can weave and sew).

There's a point where this needs to stop and you have clearly passed it.

Tell me about your magic clothes, /pfg/.

Let's homebrew some items.

Give me an item of clothing and a school of magic and I'll write up something right fucking now.

Gonna be honest, I can't see DHB letting that happen.

I'm seeing it turning out more like pic related. Haha, warcrimes

You people are a bunch of god damned degenerates.

*shakes fist*

Universal ascot.

You can't be breaking Geneva Convention when your setting has no Geneva...

Jesus Christ you fucking animals. Can you contain your erections? /d/ is that way you God damn wastes of life.

Fucking hell. DSP just started a new playtest, let's talk about that or at least anything that isn't your inability to go to a porn board for your porn. Fucking degenerates.

>/d/ is that way
Veeky Forums and /d/ are basically interchangeable, calm your shit.
>>>/reddit/

Geneva is Macridi or Detmer. Neutral ground in a very rich country surrounded by mountains.

Could one simply trade out the 6th level wiz/sorc casting a Warlock vigilante gets for SoP mid-casting?

Are any feats worth it for witches besides Extra Hexes, Accursed Hex, and Split Hex?

>who can weave and sew
But can she embroider?

Nobody really gives a shit about yet another limp-wristed support class that isn't even as strong as a tactician (and nobody cared about THAT).

Tell me /pfg/, how do I /LAWBRINGER/?
I wanna bring the salt to my enemies, and Deus Vult as they fall to their death off of cliffs and bridges

This is what happens when you ban /wst/, they spill into and fester in a general for a shitty game, where the releases are always slow and disapointing, the Devs are creeps and pervs, and people just lose interest in playing the game normall since the who system is fucked from the start.

Also, Veeky Forums has always been super degenerate since the olden days. Hell, we're the board that invented Thri-Kreen Erotica and the Rape Factory/Economy

You get rekt by casters

>bound

No, no. You get a bra of holding, so you can look completely flat despite having huge knockers.

This shit is why devs don't come around any more. You plaster the walls with fucking feces and masturbate in public, then crow that people can't handle you. Basic decency isn't difficult you fucking moron.

Pretty sure the rape economy was a MJP /m/ meme.

This dude over here is right, . Veeky Forums was always full of degenerates and perverts who just want to mix their ERP and power fantasy.

At least /pfg/ is into vanilla shit like handholding, shortstacks and putting tomboys into dresses.

Which LoBaF PCs do you want to see hook up with a gnoll waifu/husbando?

As I said - fuck off, if you can't handle a few people throwing their fetishes around and need to be autistic about it then maybe you simply don't belong. This isn't your hugbox.

The fucks a rape factory economy.

Let's get away from that with something else, shall we?

I realized something while I was building my One Piece builds, and that's that anime characters have WAY too much HP compared to the average Pathfinder character. So I maxed out whatever hit die their gestalted classes would get instead of taking average, which for pretty much everyone brought them up to over 100 HP.

I wanna see Essa be mind broken by a gnoll pseudo-cock!

No they fucking aren't you fucking fuckfag.

The big three in OP are level 20, at least.

Well yeah, that's a given since I'm playing Pathfinder. However, I luckily have a group that tries to be accommodating for such characters, since most everyone has had a taste of Full Caster at least once and we agree no mortal man is meant to have that kind of power.

So, how do I LAwbringer. I should've also mentioned that PoW is available, as is most 3pp if the DM vets it first, though I would like to know what my options are both with and without PoW.

Go cry to your nazimod overlord you turbofag.

>being a post-2011 newfag
fuck off.

>Go cry to your nazimod overlord you turbofag.
Reminder that we have people in this thread who actually admit they liked Nazimod.

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Does anyone care about DSP's highlord at all?

docs.google.com/document/d/1i2wrIBB_sibYLbUHh_Dbh5Y0guEQgnYbFwjKnvS375w/edit#

We call those kinds of people "sacrifices" or "target practice"

Well I mean isn't Silver Crane from PoW basically Overzealous Deus Vult - the Discipline?

>4717 AR
>caring about DSP

Give me a TL;DR of the class, and maybe I'll read it.

Not after you posted something like that.

It's a psionic battlefield leader with a collective!

Very very strong class, but there's a limit of only one character that can use it at a time. If you want to build a character with the class then you have to find the current user and beat them up.

Evocation and cloak/cape.

Maybe, but I'm building them at level 9 (though I did Luffy at 10 since he's the captain) for the challenge, and also because if I did level 20 builds for everyone it would actually take forever. I'm mostly working these builds around the idea that they're around the power level of pre-timeskip Straw Hat crew, so anywhere from Thriller Bark to Sabaody Archepelago.

I'm also doing these as purely Pathfinder-built characters as opposed to just statting them out as how I imagine how strong they SHOULD be, again as part of the challenge and also because I'm doing this while imagining that these are being built by people who are legitimately minmaxing for certain builds. Unfortunately this means that certain things get left in the dust either due to my own ignorance or due to failure of the system to provide for my needs, but them's the breaks.

Why was 4606 chosen by paizo for the year Aroden leaves? What happened in 1906?

That classic DSP top tier design.

I'm just a bit through it, and it just seems like a mix between the Tactician and Psychic Warrior

Not that impressive desu, especially since the Tactician wasn't really "bad" persay, just kinda boring.

So the tactician?

I might've cared if it wasn't in google docs, which I can't view, and instead in a pastebin, which I can.

Sounds pretty damned stupid.

Well, by the in-game calendar, it'd be 1806. 4717 is meant to parallel the real-world year, yes, but in the modules where you go to Earth, it's a parallel to 100 years before now (so WW1 was just wrapping up during Reign of Winter).

It was 100 years prior to 2006, which is when Paizo published the Golarion setting.

List of psionic battlefield leaders with collectives:
>medium (empath)
>mesmerist (ringleader), not psionic but psychic, close enough
>tactician
>vitalist
>zealot

Why do we give a shit about yet another?

Why would you not be able to view a google docs?

GMT+8

So is this the new "I make some magic bolt thing and hit a single target"
>Kineticist
>Jollylock
>Soulbolt
>Psyarm
>Avowed
>Spellburst
>probably something else I'm missing

>a mix between the Tactician and Psychic Warrior
A mix between the tactician and psywar is just the tactician, which already had 3/4 BAB and personal combat.

Are you Evil Wist?

I will tomorrow, when my eyeballs aren't about to explode from staring at a computer screen and I'm not about to pass out from lack of sleep.

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>I might've cared if it wasn't in google docs, which I can't view,
wow, you must be very bored and confused often

Who

Chyna will grow larger.

Well I'm confused now

Fuck off Chinaman, you're the only chinaman here and the rest of us sure as hell aren't going to change from google just so you can look at shit

DSP has a new class coming up too, pharaoh. It's an akashic/PoW hybrid.

It's going to be another limp wristed support class with a fake collective, isn't it?

I didn't ask you to. Why are you so butthurt, it's definitely just you - nobody else in this thread would sound so #triggered by a random nationality.

No i'm just fucking annoyed by you repeatedly coming in here and whining about 'MUH GOOGLE DOCS' when its literally a problem only you have.

I hope you get crushed by a tank.

There are four types of communication.
Assertive - Could someone dump it in a pastebin?
Aggressive - Man, fuck DSP.
Passive - Okay.
Passive-Aggressive - I might've cared if it wasn't in google docs, which I can't view, and instead in a pastebin, which I can.

> Not wanting shit all over the walls is a hugbox

Nah brah you're just subhuman

>whining
It was a passing mention.

>passive aggressive
user I probably wouldn't have cared enough to look at it even if it were in a pastebin to begin with and just made a passing remark since I clicked on it and got a Connection Reset error, what reason could I possibly have to passive-aggressive? Goddamnit you people, why are you all so easily offended by literally nothing?

You've whined about it before, and i'm sure you'll whine about it again

>So, how do I LAwbringer

Ordained Defender/Zweihander Sentinel Warder.

Gotchu famalam.

>ARCHMAGE BUTLER'S ASCOT
>Aura strong universal; CL 13th
>Slot neck; Price 31,500 gp; Weight .5 lb.
This linen ascot is prim and austere, stained black using dyes made from the crushed feathers of common familiar birds such as ravens, owls and hawks. Developed from a tradition of Aztlan warrior-servitors wearing black iron torcs to similar effect, modern designs are softer and do not carry the same suggestion of slavery. These garments are designed to be accessories worn around the necks of humanoid servants of powerful arcane magic wielders, granting them many of the benefits of being a familiar at the cost of being greatly limited by their master's power. The wearer of the ascot receives all of the benefits of being a familiar appropriate to their master's level while retaining their own hit dice and abilities, however their intelligence is modified in accordance to their master's hit dice. Bound to a master of too low skill and power and the wearer will find their intellect suppressed to that of a child.

The ascot must be placed around the neck of the recipient by their future master, followed by speaking the command phrase. Additionally, the user must have the ability to possess a familiar through class features or feats. A Witch who converts a humanoid into her familiar through this item must succeed a caster level check at a DC of the (10 + humanoid's Hit Dice) to transfer her spells to them from her previous familiar. Stored spells will appear on skin in text or images of particular meaning to the Witch.

Requirements
>Craft Wondrous Item, Limited Wish, Arcane Mark, familiar class feature or feats.

>you've whined about it before
No user. I've explicitly asked for HELP before, to see if there was some version I could access. At this rate anyone asking for help on their build or application is 'whining'. And I saw that one time you accused someone else of being me for asking about, what, spells? Spells don't use Google, I can view the entire lists on the SRD perfectly fine; that wasn't me.

Well maybe you shouldn't sound like a petulant child when you ask

>maybe you shouldn't sound like a petulant child when you ask
To the best of my knowledge I basically said "hey guys, is there a PDF with a list of all the traits and drawbacks anywhere".
How is this petulant? Are you baiting me again?

What does my diplomacy roll have to meet to convince a stranger to kill themselves with a well thought out argument of nihilism?

Chinaman, it's okay that you need help with English. If you don't care you don't comment. If you care and you comment assertively you attempt to get things done. If you care and you comment aggressively then you lash out even if it doesn't help. If you care and you comment passively you avoid directly addressing the issue. If you care and comment passive-aggressively then you act as if you don't care, but if you actually didn't care then you wouldn't comment.

Because when people were like 'why' you refused to just say I CAN'T SEE GOOGLE CAUSE I'M IN CHINA

And expected a almost universally westerner website to know about what is and isn't blocked in fucking chingchong land.

Necromancy Corset.

>coming to an latrine not expecting it to smell like shit
No, you're just retarded. Coming to Veeky Forums, which has historically been degenerate as fuck much like the rest of Veeky Forums, and not expecting us to act like shits is like going to the Vatican and expecting them to start having Islamic Mullahs there on sight to give you a sermon.

Either lurk more and learn how to properly assimilate into traditional board culture like a good user, or fuck right back off to reddit, because you don't belong here nor do you make any attempt to understand or fit in to the board culture, and instead you just whine and make everyone miserable because you can't stand badwrongfun

Seriously, you and the other nazimod apologists need to fuck off to whatever subreddit you crawled from and never come back.

10 + their HD + their Will Save, plus the usual penalties for suggesting self-harm.

Assuming you were talking a hostile level 10 Paladin with 16 Cha of a god who opposes suicide into killing themselves for no great purpose to the common people or their faith, that would be a DC of 55 or so?

Which Blingmaker waifu would you marry and why is it Franze?

> Muh board culture
> Muh freeze peach
> Anyone who wants things to be better must be an evil invader

How's Alabama treating you, faggot?

Fuck off with board culture. Your culture is shit

That's an odd way to spell Seska because I want to blow raspberries on her abs.

They speak French, drink like (drunk) fish and serve poutine.

I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

You do not marry Franze, Franze marries you off to someone you'd be even happier with.

If I marry Harland do i get to know the secret blend of herbs and spices?

Wait, I thought Canadians were soft-bodied nu-males.

Because almost literally everyone I cared to imply it to since about 2012 or so knew about it. I've been here for longer, mind you.

>refused to just say
Again, why the actual fuck are you so butthurt? I was literally just starting to meme at the time since there obviously wasn't a PDF.

Yes, well I suppose I'm wrong if there's two different people berating me for it. Thanks for being more, mature? about it than this other child. I legitimately didn't care that much though, maybe I worded it wrong. I'll have to think about how to do it next time.

Isn't that a little bit too effective? It's not like convincing someone mentally healthy into killing themselves is going to happen with some basic nihilism. Nihilism is something you kind of have to discover on your own, you can't really have it drilled into you.

Alright, so assuming I roll a 19 (to take house rules on nat 20s out of the equation) I would need a bard to have a diplomacy score of 36 to meet that on a difficult target. According to this, there is some viability to my plan to completely fuck over the campaign late game.

Toss-up between Seska or Milre. I like my girls either big or little.

>36
You're not allowed to have skills higher than your hit die.

i think he was referring to total, with other mods

>lol I'm a shit, so I'll just respond with a nonsequitor in an attempt to assert my dominance and superiority! Truly I have the larger penis!
Fuck off. Seriously, if you don't like Veeky Forums board culture, then just fucking leave and go back to your subeddit. No one is forcing you to stay here, you're just making an ass out of yourself by insisting that the board must convert to be your hugbox and not hurt your feefees.

Leave, you are not suited for Veeky Forums. You will never be suited to Veeky Forums, and all you and your kind have done is made Veeky Forums shittier by chasing off the creative thought and productive anons.

This used to be a great board, but now you and your ilk have bled it dry and left it an anemic husk of what it once was. Why must you compulsively turn everything you tough into shit you horrible assmongers!?

You're not allowed to have skill RANKS higher than your hit die, bonuses from Charisma and other sources are still entirely viable to get that number by a certain level.