How might one go about killing a space whale?

This might work. Drive it towards a barren planet. Deprive it of whatever it needs to move and survive.

Space harpoons on a space ship.

with your dick

With space diet

I have a better plan.
step 1. bang all the aliens on your ship for fun
step 2. find massive amounts of space fish
step 3. bang all the aliens on your ship to maintain you leader ship position
step 4. same as any good plan, find as much explosives as you can carry
step 5. bang all the aliens on your ship before you all die
step 6. use fish as bait to lure the whale in, then fly in its mouth, throw the explosives, fly out its ass.
step 7.bang all the aliens on your ship in celebration of surviving

SPLIT THE COMMS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPACE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK THE ENGINE
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

SPACE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Have your captain/pilot merge with it and bring it down to Earth where it'll die from lack of space-air.

Five or six of these ought to do it.

By bullying it to death.

I assume you just disrupt its ability to access space tumblr, and time will do the rest.

Why not fill the space fish with space explosives?

Depends on setting.

kek

beat me to the punch

>killing the space whales
This is pointless, listen to my song!
youtube.com/watch?v=GOmwtAXVI00

Clearly this is a job for Space Ahab.

Now I want to come up with some kind of space druid who communes with planet sized creatures that roam space.

Kirk pls go.

These guy's know what's up.

Alternatively, give a space whale a magical G.P.S and watch it go splat upon reaching it's destination.

Why? Killing him won't bring back my arm and it won't bring back your leg. It won't bring any of it back. But whether you succeed or fail, how many people need to die?

Stabbing it with a knife also works fine, you just need know EXACTLY where to stab it.

youtube.com/watch?v=s-45NTlgp-o

Send prisoners.

>Space-Ahab goes out in his customized fighter craft
>Harpoons the whale and engages his laser-tether
>Whale slips into a wormhole, dragging Ahab along with him

>not banging the space whale

Or tricking the space whale into taking your own magic (sabotaged) GPS system and then presumably eat the space whale and it's lover's corpses after the magic GPS leads to them both to dying horribly.

With a kitchen knife.

Already brought up.

Set up the interdimensional Illuminati group composed of like five people and then run a several decade long plan to gather together all crazy people with special abilities to go fight the space whale after it starts killing everyone.

But remember that the most important part of the plan is that the drugged-up kid gives two two-word notes to one particular costumed lunatic with smoke inhalation, won't work otherwise.

Sounds like a job for Captain Catachan!