Would your PC drink it?

Would your PC drink it?

What would happen?

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>Would your PC drink it?
Not before examining it

She would force-feed it to a cute boy. Then drink him.

Probably not, weird magical bullshit tends to end poorly his experience.

If he did, he'd be back at home with his mom, dad and uncle not being an orphan and maybe hooking up with the local merchant's daughter who was super chill with him as a kid.

Well no I wouldn't drink it, but I would use it for its purpose, my heart's desire, which is to take the heavy bottle and brane the BBEG with the goddamn thing

You've examined it. It's purple and has a label that says "Heart's Desire" on it.

Convince another player to drink it

Open it.
Turns out that it contains a sphere of annihilation.
PC is utterly destroyed.

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Oh Jab, your art is so shit, but at least it isn't as shit as Shadbase.

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I like his art quite a lot. It's a cute, colorful comic-y art style that makes the characters really sexy.

I would love shadman if he wasn't into drawing pedoshit.

that and his /pol/-tier "humor" are far worse offenders than his drawstyle Hell is there's any decent western author? Dmitrys problem is obvious, InCase has terminal sameface syndrome...

Probably change Eddie Murphy into a horse and provide the main plot point of the first of too many sequels.

Sparrow? Ovens?

palcomix

still good stuff

Somebody post a tastefully cropped picture of Snow White Privelege. I couldn't fap to that because I was laughing too hard.

I like Sparrow because he understands that teenage girls need to be sodomized constantly.

Which Jab is this one?

>Snow White Privelege
link?

Tekuho ( at least I think he isn't a jap). Too bad 90% of his stuff is cuckold or interracial stuff.

Probably not, he's never trusted alchemists. They're all either swindlers or madmen, far as he's concerned.

If he drank it, and if it worked? His dead fiance would be alive again, he'd be down a couple of scars, would never have met half the PCs, and would probably be the captain of the guard in some comfy bigger town.

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Wow, so clever. Much devious.

makes it part of their loot
later has it checked by an alchemist

Damn it is hard to fap when you're laughing that hard.

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I can't fap to this!

He'd chug it without hesitation

What would happen? Not sure
Either he wakes up with a harem or he finds a giant statue of himself standing on top of a pile of dead pirates. He's basically just a teenaged jock

It isn't Jab. It's madefromlazers

>cast identify on the potion
>if it is not magical, examine it when we get back to our wagon / a city
Then I determine if I should drink it, save it, sell it or destroy it.

>cast identify on the potion
>"Ok, what are the rest of you doing for the next eight hours while he tries to identify that?"

The main turn off for me is that he seems actual misery and suffering are hot for some reason

>Hell is there's any decent western author?
In no particular order and off the top of my head:
Owler, Norasuko, Cedargrove, Otto, Doxy, Change, DrGraevling, Donaught, Vintem, OrionM, X-teal2, Lightsource, Sparrow, Tortuga, Faustsketcher, Ricegnat (his Ahri pics are simply godlike), Zeronis, Madkaiser, Slugbox, Tsuaii, Cyancapsule, Sinner, Calm, PROT, Lazorchef, Sakimichan etc.

You really need to step up you game, sempai.

>identify
>Casting Time: 1 minute

"Ser Theon sharpens his blade and readies himself for the coming dangers!"
"Oaken produces a beer from his backpack and takes a heavy swig."
"Otto sits down next to the dwarf and drinks whatever cheap alchohol he brought."
>The dwarf winces as he sees another humanoid consume such disgusting alchohol, and berates you.

DAMN I HATE ROLEPLAY!

It's not his art I mind. It's his writing, which just seems to get worse and more predictable with each new story he does.

In b4 >reading porn for the writing

>DAMN I HATE ROLEPLAY!
I can tell from your choice of edition.

And now that I'm browsing through my sadpanda favorites:
Canine Love, Sabudenego, Neocoill, Maniacpaint, Liveforthefunk, Splashbrush, Starhump, Mavezar, Wabaki, VHS_scrooge, Fugasvbashnyu, Arbuzbudesh, Genzoman, Noill, Krakenkatz, Glo-s-s, Causticcrayon, Aka6 and many, many more that I don't want to bother.

Stop being so sheltered in worldview and get to fapping, Onii-san.

I think InCase's sameface problem is vastly exaggerated by his detractors, and is more than compensated for by the quality of his work, including the (same)faces. Especially now that he isn't drawing 90% futa/trap shit anymore.

So wait? It's porn? Whats the premise of it?

Well, if we go by 5e rules, you can take just a small sip of a potion in order to learn what it does, without actually having the effects activate. So probably my character would do that first, to see what it actually does.

So what's it do?

Question.
Why isn't it a thing that every party has a serf, slave or prisoner tucking along for stuff like strange powders to snort, unknown potions to drink and traps to disarm the easy way?

>Question.
>Why isn't it a thing that every party has a serf, slave or prisoner tucking along for stuff like strange powders to snort, unknown potions to drink and traps to disarm the easy way?
You can't make NPC toons come with you unless it's part of that area's storyline.

Even i got it, user.

Because some of us wrote "good" on our character sheets and MEANT it.

It casts a Wish spell with your heart's desire as the goal. So what do you get?

>Why isn't it a thing that every party has a serf
It is in OSR. But you have to pay for it, retainers aren't muslims and don't suicide-bomb monsters and traps just on your command.

Jab - Da Young'Uns und Dragons.

I get a nanosuit, varitech fighter, microcarrier exploration ship, and a second wife.

I think you're missing the word "heart" in this context.

>use it to dose as many darts for a blow gun as possible
>wait until group is fighting a substantial force/sieging a castle
>using stealth to remain unseen, begin shooting every enemy as they are engaged
>take detailed notes on the results

>and a second wife.
What a fucking masochist.

>InCase has terminal sameface syndrome...

I used to enjoy InCase's work. Then someone pointed out the sameface.

I can't unsee it. Everything he draws, elf and halflings and demons and humans and whatever, any gender, any age, any situation -they're the fucking same. It's like all his works take place in the same weird dimension where all people are clones of the same guy.

Yeah no. My PC has enough weird bullshit on him. Cursed McGuffins, voices in his head, a DM that will NOT stop shit another former player despite multiple requests to fucking stop.

I have enough on my plate for the campaign, thanks.

Veeky Forums, I'm proud of you.

>So what do you get?
Happiness

>It's like all his works take place in the same weird dimension where all people are clones of the same guy.
Malkovich?

And now I'm picturing a Malkovich futa. Thank you, user

>It casts a Wish spell with your heart's desire as the goal. So what do you get?

Hmm...I can think of a number of things that Iliira (a dark elf thief raised by humans, CG) WANTS, but in all honesty if she was given the chance to have her deepest desire? Probably to be transformed into a human, so that she can go out in public without having to deal with people hating her on sight, and so that she stops aging slower than everyone she knows.

No, penis! Stop it! Bad penis!

My neutral evil Necromancer? Well, his primarily goal is getting back on the asshole town and academy that kicked him out. Of course, he was kicked out because he was a slobbish, lazy asshole, that while admittedly smart, was kicked out almost entirely because of his own actions.

If he would drink it? Yeah, absolutely. He hates work, and if all he had to do was drink a potion, and get his deepest desire, than'd be all down for it.

What it would do though? That depends. He isn't very ambitious, so it may just set it up so that he never fails at anything, and so that he is constantly praised.

Magical realm version though, has it transform him into the pampered daughter of a absurdly rich and powerful king, so that she can all of her whims and wants be attended to, while also being loved unconditionally by everyone.

Just a feeling or does it take tangible form?

We're called /d/-lite for a reason, user.

>Incomplete
I can't believe that I want porn to have a continuation/sequel.

How does these clothes even work?

He gets a letter from his uncle rescinding his exile and telling him he's welcome home once he finishes serving the Evil Overlord.

>Cleric
Her memories back.
>Fighter
His daughters back.

Diana's fur bikini. Did you never watch the old D&D cartoon?

Several problems with this idea.
>You only find one potion (or a few different potions)
What are you gonna do? Let the NPC drink everything? What is that going to accomplish?

>Implying you can convince an NPC to drink potentially lethal potions
Maybe you can fool them but if they drink a bad potion they'll probably run the next time you look away.

>implying this method would be worth it under ideal circumstances.
Just use magic or an actual alchemist to investigate the potion. If you have to feed and care for a couple of NPCs while you move into dangerous territories or worse, dungeons, you're gonna have a bad time.

Your welcome user!
May all your pomantic dreams come true.

She's an alcoholic pirate with a 10 wis, 10 int, and very little self control. So yes, probably.

congrats, you're now a total maniac

>Happiness

Indeed.

user sitting around extremely horny yet alone probably isn't happy, but it IS normal.

This.

I would prefer Mind's Desire though storm count: 20[\spoiler]

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He would drink it.

And if it actually does what it says on the label, he'll finally get to go back to his lost tribe, and find his parents again.
He's been so homesick.

I didn't want this boner, but alas...

Because one day they will drink a potion of such bountiful benefit that they will turn on you, the masters, and you will rue the day.

>is there's any decent western author?
Shindol
>but-
He's American

Yet now he cannot leave his home ever again and is thus Homestuck. The potion, it turns out, was a curse. You must roll 4D20 to see how shitty your troll cosplay outfit is. Regardless of what you roll your troll cosplay will be shit, but your character will be unable to admit this until the last update arrives in seven years.

We have a few games running at once
My PF pc would drink it, if it works as advertized, she'd get to understand a proper loving relationship, if it works as I suspect she might still get that

My DtD pc would try to duplicate it and test it on a bumpkin first

My dark heresy pc would not because he'd think it was chaos tainted and he need Not rely on drinks to be stronger

5e a not good

I recognize that Nanashi.

Wait for real? Are you actually for real?

I hoped somebody would.

now we're talking

You should stat the vampire loli.

sauce ?

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Yupiel
Toreador Antitribu
Capacity 7
FOR PRE dom obe
Recruiting a retainer is one blood cheaper.

It does have an optional rule for long/complex identify in the DMG. And extending short/long rests from 1 & 8 hours to 8 hours and 7 days. My players don't want them, and I am a sad DM.

psh. years ago

its nazi mods and generals now

We still derail any discussion of Pathfinder on /pfg/ with lewds though.

40k Generals have resident slaaneshi trap and genestealer turboslut (other than DLFG). Nudez were posted.

You don't know shit about what you are talking about.

This is nothing like the reign of Nazimod. This is better and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar.

Well, I would not know how exactly things were at the peak of Nazimod rule, for I was banned.

Harem of nubile lads and ladies.

Yes. It wouldn't be what she expected, either.

Her memories from before she was brainwashed to serve the local inquisition rank among the things she would not be expecting to get from this, as would the freedom of the hometown that as far as she knows she's always hated.

And I think you're missing the nature of my heart.