Wolves

What rites to they observe?
Have they any holy days?

Well, my last name is Wolf, so it was somewhat inevitable.

I would fuck a wolf-headed girl.

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This is Veeky Forums, that goes without saying.

But would you cuddle and brush and clean the blood of heretics out of her fur after a long day of smiting evil?

I'm partial to spiders, myself. I'd love the chance to play a spider mage/thief who crawls along the ceiling, uses his silk to make enchanted cloth, traps, and assassinates with silk cord garrotes.

Werewolves; the publicly acceptable face of furries.

But, and here's the big question, is fucking a human female with the head of a wolf furry?

You know what they say; if you have to ask....

Yes, unless you paper-bag the bitch

That's like saying fucking a lamia/centaur/arachne/mermaid/etc. is beastiality unless the vagina is human and where a human vagoo would be

Those are monster-girls with human faces, greek myth lays a precedent for not-furry.

user is specifically attracted to an inhuman wolf face, which makes it furry.

So a cat with a human girl's face isn't furry?

>tfw played D&D with five different goth chicks over the past 20 years who all played druids or rangers and always had wolf companions

Too damn smart. Terrifying.

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So Greek myth makes animal butts not furry, but Egyptian myth doesn't make animal faces not furry?

How many of them had a husky as a pet

This is one of many reasons why it's dumb to worry about what's furry and what's not. Nobody sane gives a shit, just don't be a retard about whatever you're into.

I like doggos

>le monstergirls aren't furry meme
If a human girl is made more attractive by animal parts, then obviously the animal parts are attractive to you, making you a furry at best and dogfucker at worst.

Egyptians were definitely furries, and almost certainly the extra creepy kind that's into gore and slaveplay.
Not a good example.

That's the Aztecs

Aztecs bumped "almost certainly" to "absolutely positively"

My last character was a weeb Ranger wolfgirl (in my head) that played up some traits I associate with wolves, namely their flighty nature around humans, hatred of coyotes, and a certain tenacity when hunting prey which translated to great tracking skills and a bull headedness about pursuing them.

>hatred of coyotes

what

its a dog

Obligatory

This can't be real, it's too perfect. They literally say they're a nice guy!

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My fiance is like this. You should see how much wolf crap we got hanging on our walls. She actually personally asked me to come up with a homebrew race to let her be a dog person in our campaign, but rather than wolves she wanted to be an African Painted Dog. I fluffed them as a subspecies of Gnoll so hey, it worked out.

But yeah, I don't know the wolf thing. I mean she always liked dogs, like REALLY liked dogs, and then she said she fell in love with wolves when she saw Balto as a kid, and maybe sees them as some sort of pure uncorrupted nature avatar or something.

At this point I'm just waiting for the fursuit to arrive.

>not getting her ears and a plugtail and taking her out for walkies on a leash

You're doing it wrong.

Veeky Forums (/d/), plz...

you're doing god's work, user.

Through the wolf, the man learns.

They're like dogs, but more awesome. There's a reason we domesticated back in the "Everyone just sort of walks around naked" days.

They're the only viable familiar/beast form at starting levels anyway

That's a very wolf-centric way of looking at it.
An alternate way of viewing it is that they're merely dogs' retarded cousins. Wolves are the ones who were too dumb and rigid to adapt when humans came along, and that's why they're nearly extinct, while the more adaptable dogs are found all around the world in great numbers.

>when people are being lupocentric in my vicinity
Ugh, can people just, like, not?

Just something observed in wolf behavior, they really don't like coyotes. They kill them on sight, coyotes don't pose any sort of danger directly or indirectly like competing for food.

>they really don't like coyotes. They kill them on sight

Then how does the coywolf exist?

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Who knows, maybe they don't really hate them but wolves have been seen killing coyotes.

Why are foxes so popular? Everyone think of themselves as tricksters or something?

Longstanding cultural connotations of being the sexy animal?

youtube.com/watch?v=_PVjcIO4MT4

Coywolves have in turn been seen killing country singers

Clearly there is major beef in the canid community

Some wolves are deviants.

They don't. Coydogs exist, as will Wolf-dogs, but a Coywolf is impossible in a natural setting

I see what you did there.

>Genomic studies indicate that nearly all North American gray wolf populations possess some degree of admixture with coyotes following a geographic cline, with the lowest levels occurring in Alaska, but the highest in Ontario and Quebec as well as Atlantic Canada.
Would you like to revise your statement?

Bruh I live where coywolves roam naturally.
They hunt in packs, harass joggers and spoop rural homesteads in groups, and have killed at least one country singer.
My own father was attacked by a coywolf. He is not a country singer but he does enjoy country music quite a bit, I'm sure they could smell it on him.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Give me that wolf goddess any day.

You thunk my thought.

For wolves, all days are holy.

Is that the new WoD supplement?

They sound like noble creatures.

But did he survive the werewolf attack? Did Ali stick with the asshole chad, or get with nice wolf boy? I need to know, user!

Can confirm. Bears are based.
>tfw made a cleric in Pathfinder and constantly summoned 1d4+1 Celestial Grizzly Bears in every battle

The bear is my spirit animal. I routinely eat then pass out for 12 to 16 hours
Sleep is amazing

Fuck you I work nights and wierd schedules

I hate em for that and the fact they seem like glorified dogs

Nah, they're interested in foxes (read:kitsunes)

Fucking weebs, each and every one of them.

>when you make a nice angry; the world shakes

with thunderous laughter

>Not having a giant elk you ride gloriously into battle and call down giant eagles from the heavens and dire badgers from the earth

Shitty druid/10

Wolves are aesthetic as fuck. So are bears, corvidae, black cats, rats, arctic foxes, and a variety of other animals.

So wolves are orc dogs? Does that make bears ogres?

Egyptians mastered the art of sexual intercourse with crocodiles. Those guys were scalies.

You think Leviticus was being random with its emphasis on that whole "no bestiality" thing? Oh no. There was precedent for that kind of shit being acceptable. Either Yahweh or the priests, depending on your views, saw the Egyptians and immediately drew a bold line of "DO NOT DO THIS THING."

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Wolfs are not as interesting as the scaled ones

This is now an axolotl thread.

>Veeky Forums didn't know anyone who wore some crap like pic related to every fucking game session in high school

Fuck off, no we aren't- oh, who the fuck am I kidding? My first tattoo was a tribal style wolf.

kek

holy shit

They share that with black metal enthusiasts

Country music was better when all they did was complain about their lives. Maybe country singers have gotten too comfortable. We need to inflict misery on them to make them more low-down.

Wolves somehow seems to have an image of untameable independence and freedom, it's "timid" but can be ferocious, they stay away from men and they are seen as intelligent.
So, a symbol for people like who want to think they are more than loner lacking social skills.
And they look cool I guess.

That's not how human sexuality works and you know it.

>Coydogs exist, as will Wolf-dogs, but a Coywolf is impossible in a natural setting
But coywolves are becoming more numerous and outcompeting both coyotes and wolves?

It might be that your anecdotal evidence of seeing a wolf attack a coyote one time is just anecdotal evidence and not really grounded in reality.

When wolves were reintroduced into Yellowstone the first thing researchers observed was wolves attacking coyotes, the naturalist J. Frank Dobie suggested in 1947 coyotes benefited the most from wolf extermination. Wolf tracking at Yellowstone found a tagged wolf had killed several coyotes.

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My interest in wolves begins and ends with pictures of them eating watermelons.

H-ho...how many of those do you have?

Not enough.

C-can I see more?

I dislike wolves immensely.

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This. My wife was into all kinds of crazyfurry stuff when we met in college, but still a virgin and really knew jack about sex.

I found out that all she was really into was being submissive, rape play, kept like a pet, impregnation stuff etc. Pretty normal bdsm/fetish shit, but she had never really encountered it outside the context of furry. She thought it was the only community into that stuff and that BDSM was only leather and whips and torture.

I set her straight and now she still likes animals and is still really kinky, but she's not a furry.

>tfw other user's wife has fetishes

My wife is vanilla. Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of repoduction. She only likes sex for the "closeness" of it.

t. guy who's a retard about whatever he's into