D&D 5th Edition General Discussion
Dark-Side of the Weave Edition
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What separates dark magic-users from traditional mages in your setting?
>What separates dark magic-users from traditional mages in your setting?
They're all black.
Woah buddy it's African American magic users in current year
An abundance of melanin.
How they use their magic, magic doesnt kill people, people kill people. With magic
They're not allowed to buy wands.
Threadly reminder that Giants are cucks
>blowguns require air pressure
>constitution gives you better lung capacity
source: pulmonary function technologist
If a giant is a cuck what does that make you?
A smallfolk cuck
It wasn't funny the first time guys. I hope none of you think yourselves clever.
It doesn't have to be funny it's shitposting
How effectively can a Wu Jen use Animate Dead?
druids ain't shit but hoes and tricks
#DRAGONED
And longbows require immense strength. Yet still, in D&D, they are Dex weapons. The system isn't one to account for complexities like that.
>hey guys does this elementalist do necromancy
Giants are ghey
If giants are gay, and druids are gay... firbolgs are?
>being triggered by "racist" jokes
Anti-/pol/ cucks are worse than /pol/ cucks
To correcty your statement and make it legible:
Druids are nothing important but make for excellent prostitutes and parlour magicians.
Extra gay
>correcty
Quan Chi is a shadow sorcerer.
Damn right they do, alter form at will to pleasure anyone
...
Not triggered, and not Anti-/pol/, but I can still be tired of people thinking that an "edgy" statement is the same as a joke. Also, your opinion means very little to me, so this is the only (you), you're getting.
Not him but when is making the same joke three times in a row ever acceptable, regardless of content?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CORRETYION!
YOU CORRETYN!
The dragons are too big. There's no chance that a dragon is actually that size.
So far into the closet they missed the turn to Narnia.
relax faggot
Oh no a homosexual flag you sure beat the nazis
But the nazis are dead and the homos are everywhere.
Shadow Sorcerers don't get Animate Dead.
>be sitting at the bar with your qt3.14 halfling gf
>suddenly this big mf walks by and slaps her on the ass
What do?
One question: if I crit with my 3d8 chromatic orb, will I deal 6d8 damage?
Force cube
This is a fucking weird place to do that. You could be a barbarian that's already bigger and tougher than him, you could be a paladin that's just as tough but thrice as righteous, or you could be a fucking wizard and he might as well have just stayed home.
Yes
>S-sorry
t. wizard
Any time you crit on an attack roll (whether weapon or spell) you double your damage dice (though not any damage bonus you add). At least, that's how I understand it.
Disintegrate
Orcs are originally a kind of goblin...So he's fucked.
I like to treat warlocks like the siths to wizards jedi. They studied under wizard masters but became impatient and frustrated, so they turned to dark masters that taught them a magic based on passion and emotion instead of discipline and study.
Jesus christ. So it is obscene like that? I thought I was doing it wrong. Thanks anons.
there's no fucking way wizards are jedi.
>Orcs are originally a kind of goblin
WRONG
Not according to the left, Nazis are everywhere
Am I being baited
Are you fucking retarded? Goblinoids are completely separate from Orckind.
Goblinoids are comprised of the Goblin-Hobgob-Bugbear tree, while Orckind is LITERALLY FROM ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION in forgotten realms but still completely different from goblins in just about every other setting
According to the left they were going to be president.
>wah someone called me a nazi for wanting to exteriminate entire ethnic groups waaaaaaah
>Relentless Endurance
>Second Wind
>Attack
>Action Surge
>Attack
RIP WIZARD
Come on pigfucker.
You know i'm right.
Okay i admit that D&D orcs aren't goblinoids.
Tolkein Orcs are tho.
>Tolkein Orcs are tho.
Is this the Tolkien general?
Now now user, let's not make assumptions about people you don't know anything about.
>Require study and discipline
>Meet in orders and councils
>Most nobles and royalty seek their wisdom
Sure... Wizards and Jedi have nothing in common.
>Implying I support any of that
I mean I guess if you want to be nothing but low tier bait all your life good job.
>implying I'm not an Awakened Mystic with an orb of scrying
You could say the same about clerics though. And even... druids.
>left calls people nazis
>oh you must want to kill all Jews
JEWS ARENT A RACE
they are a religious group not an ethnic one dumbass it's completely OK
Yes... But I'm saying... In MY PERSONAL SETTING... That I like to run wizards like jedi and warlocks like sith.
>2 attacks
>killing a wizard that can cast disintegrate
They can still summon minions and teleport around.
If you don't like that, make a necromancy wizard.
Nah but i want to move away from equating orcs with blacks.
This will serve enough to remove /pol/posters from the board.
Gnomes
Fuck you're right. I kind of just forgot that.
was subscribing to the usual 'no sense of right or wrong' for wizards.
ID JUST RUN THEN
Who said that in the first place?
No worries, dude. We're on /5eg/, it's easy to loose one's self
This thread is off to a good start.
Anti-autist cucks are even worse than autist cucks.
What if you're both like Chris Chan
>tfw I actually have autism
This
Then you should be drawing character art for everyone in the thread
Don't worry user, I do too, we all do, because we're on Veeky Forums
I got a flash of the drawings he made.
That's what drawthreads are for
I drew a kenku since the thread was talking about them
Very good user
All of you are so worried about the fighter slapping your gfs ass while all the rogues and rangers in the multiverse keep slapping her ass from stealth, get your shit together.
What were the end results of that poll for favorite class archetypes?
>one
[Laughter in catholic monarch]
they were retarded
Where's your folder of panicked looking anime girls with neutral expressions on their face
Thank you for not being a shitfuck.
Battlemaster number one
GOOlock number two
Don't remember the rest.
This shit is why its better to just have an elf tied up in your basement.
RAW-wise, does using psionic disciplines break the Invisibility spell?
ofc
No.
>halfling
If she is my gf, I would have her sit on my shoulder.
>dex 8
He would miss
>wis 15
He is clearly not showing it.
No, but that definitely doesn't work RAI.
So my best friend has decided to DM.
He has this world of warcraft inspired campaign that he was really excited about running, but it seems like he just doesn't give a shit once it got to the nitty gritty.
He always says "who cares" when i ask questions about the world. He did some random add lib "april fools" session where our characters were forced out of our current quest(destroy magic baloons that are in this town- his home brew to level us up) and basically derailed any narrative momentum. Our "april fools" prank was all our characters were forced into a pocket dimension where they had to solve riddles. and if we didn't solve them then we had to draw from the deck of illusions and fight what was picked. it took 3 hours and our players felt so disconnected and frustrated, with our novice friends we are introducing to dnd pelting me with pms like "is this standard?"
now this weekend he "doesn't feel like playing" and next weekend is easter where he "cant" play there either. But he has this big boner about being DM and really wants to tell this story, so he won't let others step in.
what do
take the players and run your own campaign
Best martial 3pp and homebrews.
now.
Well I guess "best" doesn't necessarily mean "good".