So, a bunch of my players decided that for some reason, they want a brothel to visit in their first session. They apparently have some plan to surprise me with something.
I in turn want to surprise them! So I'm hoping to get some pictures of non-human prostitutes. Bonus points if you have an Orc Madame Or a Western theme.
They didn't say what kind of brothel they wanted after all so, having some fun with it And making them very nervous by insanely laughing about it.
Here's another.. I know she's not very prostitute like but she has the general body I wanted for my madame.
There are 4 B's players visit whenever they go to a town:
Bar
Brothel
Blacksmith
Bazaar
>So, a bunch of my players decided that for some reason, they want a brothel to visit in their first session
No, they didn't, you just want an excuse for fetishposting on Veeky Forums.
Oh they did. And I'm going to make it as bizarre as possible. I've already dreamed up a Dwarven stripper who dances to "tainted love"
I included a picture for what you get for 10 copper.
Have this cute little dark elf on the menu, when it's too late let them find out she's a trap, and an aggressive one.
Low on money?
Just stick it in this hole for 1 copper.
Who's on the other side? Doesn't matter, it's cheap.
What about having the prostitutes wear illusion rings that make them appear human. So you get the players into a room about to have sex, then the girl takes the ring off and its an ogre or something.
Thanks?
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That seems like an unsustainable business model.
I suppose it'd work better for people that wanted to have sex with a certain race. Say they want a dwarf girl but there's no actual dwarf girls available, so another not-busy girl puts on a ring that makes her look like a dwarf girl and boom, go make that money honey.
It'd also work if you have an actual dwarf but the customer doesn't want his dwarf fetish to be public knowledge
Exactly. It'd also work well for people that want to fuck races that wouldn't usually be available to them given the campaigns setting. Are elves nearly extinct/off saying fuck you to the rest of the world? Really want to fuck one? Have some goliath chick wanting to snoo snoo put on a ring to look like a tiny elf woman. Go nuts.
This will be a quality thread, I just know it will.
There's a Lightning Warrior Raidy manga?!
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> So, a bunch of my players decided that for some reason, they want a brothel to visit in their first session.
Don't forget to make the whores' union crackdown on unlicensed whores as hard as they can.
>I in turn want to surprise them!
>Bonus points if you have a [...] Western theme
Go Moulin Rouge. Go utterly fucking balls to the wall. Have at least ten prostitues from every semi-fuckable race doing a dance routine, have a thiefling prostitute illussionist, an orcish prostitute who performs on stage with two tapdancing aligators and a troll she taught how to juggle, have an elf prostitute do stand-up (elves are famous for their impeccable comedic timing), have brown elf musclegirls lifting other dark elf musclegirls lifting lol2plates on stage, have a fucking pyramid of gnome prostitutes, there's more champagne flowing than you could drink in a lifetime, five star meals prepared by a dragonborn prostitute, and of course all performers are "approachable" backstage for a little extra. Oh, and there's a fat dwarf prostitute who sings opera so the highborn gentlemen in town can pretend this isn't a brothel but a respectable establishment where the nobility and noveau riche belong.
InCase has this area covered quite well.
Or uncovered, as the case may be. Man, I wish he would do more Xenobiology.
Source on this page?
Let's see what I can pull from the depths of the porn collection.
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A dwarf shield-maiden should be in there somewhere.
>Who's on the other side?
You'll find out if you try to skip out on your bar tab.
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I cannot tell what race this is, but I would like to have sex with it.
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Ok, have the party enter and say about the exotic spices they can smell. Incense in the air also, make it pink for effect.
Have a veritable array of gorgeous women, and men, of various races. Maybe an orgy in the center?
Let each pc go off with the delight of their choosing, describing each one in detail. Have your players quite literally salivating at the thoughts.
Finally as you describe make a perception test for each pc. Fail? Great they get a night of unspeakable pleasures!
Pass and for some reason, they notice something is off. Maybe it's the fact the spices don't quite cover That strange smell, or that this gorgeous elf doesn't say much. Maybe it's the way her hair comes out in small clumps when stroked or even you can see her actual ribs through her side....
Then, and only then, let that one player into the secret. Yep, it's a necrobrothel. Using undead as hookers who 'recruit' patrons occasionally for the Madame, or bbeg maybe, undead horde.
Then go full bore horror once they realise.
Oh and fun part is, the PCs are bound to be naked and weapon less. Well kinda weapon less but still.
Have fun.
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>So, a bunch of my players decided that for some reason, they want a brothel to visit in their first session
Get out while you still can.
I Roved Out in Third degree of Truth together with Have a crush on
Found it on this site.
toonpornpics.com
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Sauce?
I'm really gonna need the sauce on this one, boss.
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Don't recall.
Looks roughly like Dalehan, but proportions are to extreme and I think the eyes are different.
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Abadyos, a PDF supplement for GURPS Banestorm. There's an UNDEAD brothel. The madam buys up attractive, intact corpses, and then animates them as preserved zombies. The whole thing is very elegant and tasteful. But creepy as fuck.
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Look when tits and ass get involved, most of the time, Veeky Forums kicks into overdrive for world building, so if op can keep this dick train on its tracks, he should have a well fleshed out whore house
So far we have an /aco/ image dump and porn sharing.
Threads still young
And it's not a exact science
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>They didn't say what kind of brothel they wanted
Go and do the Sacred Prostitute thing.
They all get what they want but the sex was the signing of a deal and now they have to serve the goddess of sex and she can be harsh and cruel.
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Better link
irovedout.com
So what I'm getting from this is you want girls who are actually gross, or at least induce the kind of confusing boner that makes you want to go to confessional right after. Not that you could tell from your OP pic, which seems to be inviting the typical "sexy green girl but she has underbite fangs or a tumblr haircut" that passes as weird or gross in people's magical realms. If it's really the former you want, can't go wrong with some Franken Fran.
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You've heard of blowjob lips, but what about blowjob flayed face-flesh?
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Plenty of roughly vaginal-looking slits to warm your meat in.
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If that's not your thing, a catepillar is fine, too.
Argonian maids for all your spear polishing needs.
There's nothing better than insect girls with their instinct to get fertilized, though they have some troubling post-coitus instincts.
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There are no downsides to a horny mat of flesh that oozes so many pheromones you see it as an orgy of the most beautiful women, unless of course you find out afterwards what you were really making love to. But if not, you'll be liable to be turned on so much you can't help but coming back again and again to the best sex of your life.
>"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news..."
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Gib nums, receive poon.
Gib gold, FIND poon.
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Well, I hope you have some ideas to give your horny players a bit more than their money's worth. Here's a bonus dolled-up lady of the night from Junji Ito if you still feel your little brothel of horrors is short on painted women.
>I Roved Out in Third degree of Truth together with Have a crush on
Dude. Wut?
I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love:
irovedout.com
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Is that Teagan from Dragon Age?
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It is from that franchise, but I wouldn't know the characters names.
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Thanks anyway, I guess I can check the source.
The hell is that?
If you want your party to never, ever, ever try to magical realm again, there's always this.
i.imgur.com
pls no ban mods, it's thread-relevant, and I posted a link for a reason
Bonus points if you lead one of the players into getting head from what seems to be a human prostitute, and then the transformation wears off and you throw this up on the big screen.
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>When you fuck the environment...
>a fucking pyramid of gnome prostitute
Literally, a pyramid of gnome fucking - they're all stacked up like firewood on a special table and you pay 20 gold to fuck them one after another.
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I didn't know Kim Kardashian cosplayed.
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Now post the other one!
This Rick and Morty scene has some good inspiration for that sort of thing
There is another?
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Yeah, it was a matched pair of images. Hang on, I've got it here somewhere.
That is the exact build that my gf has.
She is constantly on about wanting to lose weight, I pray she never does.
I don't know how tall that chick is, but my gf is also 4'8" tall and doesn't mind doing cosplay stuff.
Working on getting her to go with green body paint for the whole goblin shagging experience if I can. Problem is she has skin that is super pale and very sensitive to most paints and shit.
Any of you guys know of a hypo-allergic body paint line?