Oh poop in the pants, Veeky Forums!

Oh poop in the pants, Veeky Forums!

The fossil wizard has arrived in a cloud of shattered dreams, bone dust, shattered anuses and coprolites and he wants to grant you (or your PC) a VERY specific wish!

You can choose one extinct animal or plant and he'll bring it back to life instantly! A whole breeding population located right where it would fare best!

What species do you (or your PC) choose?

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The moral white male.

Intelligent blacks.

Pretty sure mythical creatures can't be revived.

How can it be extinct if it never existed?

The Dodo, those poor little bastards never stood a chance.

So you want them to not stand a chance a second time? Sicko.

Let's give them a second chance. Would fossil wizard be nice enough to make chytrid fungus extinct in their place?

Pterodactyl, I want me a flying Dino mount.

Trilobites! My favorite extinct creature.

wowza. off to a great start

I'd go with the passenger pigeon. But maybe not in such great numbers

Mastadons.

Canada just got a lot more interesting.

>Canada just got a lot more interesting.
>just Canada

Oh user...
americanforests.org/magazine/article/trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/

I am well aware they lived across North America and Asia, but that doesn't change the truth of my statement.

AWAKEN MY CENTIPEDE

I dibs one as my ride! (once I've trained it)

Normally I'd say Haast's Eagle, but that'd require Moa to come back as well.
Lot of birds that got fucked over by humans aren't there?

>Pterodactyl
>Bird
>Ever interacted with humans

Any of the dozens of species that """"""""""""native"""""""""""" americans killed when they were ravaging their way down the continent from the bering strait

Came here to say the same. They're cute, and I've had to settle for horseshoe crabs and giant isopods.

The American locust.

Euplocephalus

user, there are still locusts in America.

>wanting to destroy the Midwest

For what purpose?

>wowza
>not being able to stomach racist jokes
>on Veeky Forums
>ON Veeky Forums
I think reddit might be a better place for you, newfriend.