HAIL THE BLOOD GOD GENERAL

>Receive more support from the Russians

Why would he do that? They just took back Allepo and have been consistently taking back the country ever since.

This is probably going to prolong the war by years. All the US needs to do is stop funding Al Nusra and giving our weapons to an alphabet soup of Islamic militants that end up in the hands of ISIS mysteriously.

Nah just kidding tho this is amazing, pic related. Soon Assad must evolve into personally stabbing a whole class of kindergarten students.

Chaos demands its.

God Emperor preserve us all.

>I never thought of it that way
And that is why you will forever be a slave to those who actually have brains. You'll continue on dismissing everything "depressing" as a conspiracy theory, stupid fuck. Tzeentch best god, he's a cunning genius in a universe of willfully blind and dogmatic idiots.

Never should you forget the perpetual game of interdimensional causality chess

according to /pol/ Trump may be the avatar of Tzeentch with his 7d chess mind games

lrn 2 bloodgod. Any non magical means of warfare is good by him.

Your first step towards /pol/. So many ((suspicious)) things that the government doesn't want you to think about.

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>Be leader of shit tier country
>Want to make yourself glorious in the eyes of Khorne
>Major oil and gas pipelines are scheduled to go through your country, super power countries want control over them
>IDEA.jpg
>Start protests in your own country by outlawing free speech
> antagonize war like global superpower tribe to the east (which had just destroyed your former neighbor to the east for this same shit) to invade yours by proxy through funding uprisings amongst your own people for said tribes own gain
>that tribe funds hordes of barbarian zealots to overthrow you
>Take funds from that tribes main rival, promising them oil in the future
>(They never will though)
>"Someone" gasses their own people
>People blame whoever benefits them most to blame
>Massive war ensues
>As the war dies down, peace talks and neutrality pacts begin
>"Someone" conveniently gasses their own people again, this time it's a bunch of kids
>War breaks out even worse than before
>This time "someone" gasses a bunch of kids
>Repeat this process ad infinitum where every time peace starts to come someone commit an even worse crime than the last
>No one knows who is gassing everyone
>Each side blames the other
>Eventually someone release ultra smallpox among an elementary school
>Nuclear warfare ensues, whole world is swallowed in nuclear fire, leasing to centuries of Fallout tier warfare with genetic abominations ruling the irradiated wastelands of post apocalyptia and mountains of bones pollute the dying rivers that are fruit of your actions
>As the ICBM's begin to touch ground in your capital, you take a puff from your hookah and say
>BLOOD FOR THE GOD, PRAISE CHAOS UNDIVIDED

Khorne as fuck. Praise Assad.

Khorne is a fucking pussy, and someone needs to call him out on being a god of bloodshed and martial prowess, yet never getting off of his fat ass and fighting anyone.

Seriously, all the other Chaos gods actively engage in the thing they represent, while Khorne just grows roots in his fucking chair.

Khorne is too destructive to leave his own world, he kills anyone who meets his presence. Friend or foe he takes their skull for sheer enjoyment, his followers send themselves into battle to join the ranks of the fallen on his great throne.

Tl;dr say that to his face faggot

Khorne never fights anyone because he's way too fucking STRONK to even bother

the few times we see khorne actually fight someone he styles all over them with literally zero effort

Khorne is the only God who actually fights.
He does get up to swing the great game.

Tzeentch is best God.

The Machine God is the best God.