"Drop the lowest"? Pointbuy?! 3d6 in order, user! If you do anything else, then you're a fucking coward!

>Str 8
>Dex 15
>Con 14
>Int 5
>Wisdom 17
>Cha 8

What kind of a character would that be?

A Cleric-man, of course.

5*

Rolled 4, 6, 2, 4, 2, 2, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 5, 5, 2, 3, 5, 2, 6 = 64 (18d6)

FOR GLOOOORRRYYY!!!

"Yeah, because I'm a fucking coward for wanting to play a character I want to, instead of some drooling retard with a muscle-wasting disease that barely even qualifies as a fighter, just because of the whim of the dice.
Why the fuck are you even complaining, if you want to build Sgt. Mongoloid there's nothing stopping you. Of course, if you're gonna bitch, then you can leave my table."

>STR 12
>DEX 8
>CON 10
>INT 11
>WIS 10
>CHA 13

Joe McAverage coming through! Maybe I qualify for Fighter or Thief? I'd make a helluva Farmer, at least.

Different stat generation systems are more or less suitable to different types of games.

We don't need to respond to Spoony at this point because he's gone, probably forever.

However, if he were ever to come back and debate the issue with me, I'd cite all the historical evidence showing that, starting very early on, D&D was practically never played with 3d6-in-order.

You can make a good blaster cleric in 3.5 with good dex and 17; rely on laser spells that use dex to hit and wis to cause damage. You can heal, shoot, and cast well, but that's it.

That's all you really need, though. No weak saves, spellcasting, able to hit. You're set.

Rolled 5, 5, 2, 3, 6, 2, 6, 2, 3, 6, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 2 = 71 (18d6)

Come on, how bad could it be? At the worst I get to play bumblefuck the terribad for one session before he dies from stupidity.

Rolled 2, 2, 6, 5, 4, 4, 5, 1, 1, 5, 3, 5, 5, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1 = 59 (18d6)

WATCH OUT MOTHER FUCKERS, THE LEADER OF THIS MERCENARY BAND IS COMING THROUGH

12 STR
11 DEX
11 CON
11 INT
12 WIS
14 CHA

Could bard it up, I guess? Pretty average all going, and strictly better than

>Str: 10
>Dex: 13
>Con: 7
>Int: 13
>Wis: 11
>Cha: 5

And what are you going to do with that shit stats, bud?

>Paladin-in-training material

>Smart thief with a lot of scrolls

Rolled 3, 2, 3, 2, 6, 5, 6, 4, 1, 6, 4, 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 6, 3 = 62 (18d6)

Lets go!

Rolled 2, 6, 2, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 4, 3, 3, 6, 5, 4, 5, 2, 5 = 66 (18d6)

ANCESTORS DELIVER ME

>Str: 10
>Dex: 5
>Con: 14
>Int: 10
>Wis: 15
>Cha: 12

Rolled 5, 1, 4, 4, 6, 4, 1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 6, 3, 4, 5, 2, 5, 3 = 66 (18d6)

I really used to like Spoony. It upsets me how broken he is now. It's like finding out your childhood friend who always used to make you laugh became a crackhead.

str: 8
dex: 13
con: 11
int: 14
wis: 6
cha: 10

The kind of leader that inherited the position but never learned how to lead.

He disabled them in like q1 2016 after he had a mental breakdown. He used to leave them up.

Honestly I just feel sorry for him. Used to make great shit, now he does nothing but tweetstorm and scam all his fans for Patreon welfare. I get that depression is a bitch but at least cancel the patreon if you aren't doing anything with the cash instead of being a greedy shit.

Is comedy relief a class?

>mfw had a DM who would make us choose our class first and then roll 3d6 down the line
>our only saving grace were racial mods

It was fucking hell but it was the only game at that time

Str: 10
Dex: 14
Con: 8
Int: 12
Wis: 12
Cha: 10

Eh. Could probably make a sub-par Rogue with the Dex. Maybe Ranger?

>Dex: 5
Playing a character with Polio could be fun

Rolled 1, 6, 6, 6, 1, 5, 1, 6, 2, 4, 2, 3, 6, 4, 2, 4, 4, 6 = 69 (18d6)

Like a man.

Rolled 4, 5, 3, 3, 6, 5, 5, 3, 5, 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 4, 5, 4 = 63 (18d6)

Ok, let's do this.

Rolled 4, 2, 6, 6, 3, 3, 4, 3, 2, 4, 3, 5, 4, 3, 3, 4, 2, 3 = 64 (18d6)

Let's see what I get.

There's no way to respond to someone who calls you a coward over your method of rolling stats in a tabletop game. They're so divorced from reality that anything you can say would be less than meaningless, since it would only serve to validate their insanity.

Could be ok paladin actually

>STR 15
>DEX 9
>CON 12
>INT 10
>WIS 12
>CHA 8

What be?

I resist the urge to laugh at him and excuse myself from his company.

Dice+18d6

May the gods of luck protect me

13 Str
12 Dex,
9 Con
9 Int
12 Wis
14 Cha

Looks like a Bard, maybe some kinda dancing bard with all that Dex. Or hell, maybe a Sorceror.

Rolled 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 3, 4, 5, 2, 6, 1, 5, 5, 2, 1, 5, 5, 1 = 71 (18d6)

Fuck it. Let's go. I'll be the hero the Realm deserves

Rolled 5, 5, 3, 2, 1, 1, 6, 3, 5, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 5, 4, 5, 1 = 58 (18d6)

Watch out, villain coming through.

The Options section, boyo.

Bless your heart

STR 12
DEX 14
CON 13
INT 5
WIS 6
CHA 13

Fighter or Barbarian.

Rolled 3, 2, 6, 6, 4, 2, 3, 2, 1, 5, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 6, 6, 3 = 63 (18d6)

Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyways!

I wish spoony hadn't lost his fucking mind and crawled up his own ass. He used to be fun.

STR 15
DEX 14
CON 11
INT 12
WIS 12
CHA 11

Hmm. Mobile fighter can work. Maybe two weapon fighting. Ranger, Rogue, or Fighter.

Rolled 5, 6, 2, 2, 2, 6, 5, 3, 1, 4, 5, 2, 5, 5, 6, 2, 4, 1 = 66 (18d6)

Thank you for helping me in my times of duress

>3d6 x6
>drop the lowest
>die during character creation

Alright. Let's get stupid with this.

GLORY!!

Str 11
Dex 12
Con 06
Int 12
Wis 07
Cha 15

Sorcerer rolling through!

Rolled 5, 1, 1, 4, 3, 5, 6, 5, 3, 1, 5, 3, 1, 4, 3, 4, 1, 1 = 56 (18d6)

>Not picking your class first.

Pic related, check the stats on my monk.

That CON though

>How do you respond to this man?
Tell him to learn about basic hygiene, social etiquette and to update more often before he talks to me or my wife's son ever again.

Rolled 1, 3, 5, 3, 1, 2, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 3, 4, 1, 3, 4, 6 = 49 (18d6)

What are we using to roll backstories?

I want to punch DMs that do this in the dick. Either let your players pick class after stats are rolled or allow point buy/drop the lowest/stat assigning. 3d6 down the line after picking a class risks having characters who can't even function as adventurers.

dice+18d6

Rolled 10, 3, 10, 12, 6, 5, 15, 9, 8, 10, 13, 16, 2, 11, 8, 1, 16, 13 = 168 (18d16)

BEHOLD MY POWER!!!

Str: 13
Dex: 10
Con: 9
Int: 11
Wis: 16
Cha: 7
Some kind of old Cleric/ Inquisitor of a god where strength is import, but is jaded from his age/experience to the point he hates interacting with other people outside the faith. Maybe some kinda Dwarf?

STR 13
DEX 4
CON 14
INT 8
WIS 9
CHA 9

The villain is big and stronk. Not much else.

Rolled 1, 2, 5, 4, 5, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 4, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3 = 62 (18d6)

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Rolled 2, 1, 5, 4, 1, 5, 2, 4, 6, 6, 3, 5, 2, 2, 3, 2, 4, 5 = 62 (18d6)

WHOOPS!!!

Oh hey, I'm not alone

As far as I remember that episode he suggests trying it some time, not doing it every time. For a short campaign I'd not mind

Rolled 6, 2, 2, 6, 5, 3, 1, 4, 3, 2, 3, 6, 5, 1, 3, 6, 2, 6 = 66 (18d6)

Should I even able to see my own roll?

STR - 8
DEX - 12
CON - 12
INT - 14
WIS - 7
CHA - 9

Those are some shitty stats. What can I even play with this? Either a really shitty wizard or maybe a rogue?

>Str: 8
>Dex: 10
>Con: 12
>Int: 14
>Wis: 7
>Cha: 11

This is totally not good.

Cousin! We look almost same!

Rolled 3, 1, 6, 2, 6, 4, 2, 4, 3, 2, 3, 5, 5, 2, 1, 2, 6, 3 = 60 (18d6)

I'LL BE A FUCKING PALADIN, I DON'T CARE

Rolled 3, 6, 1, 5, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 6, 4, 3, 1, 6, 6, 5 = 54 (18d6)

Perfectly fine Basic/2e magic user.
Fuck it, I'll do this shit.

Neat! We should be utterly mediocre adventurers together!

>used to play this way
>made a fighter
>3 strength

Fug...

You're a fucking pussy bitch if you don't do 1d20 in order, you cunt.

I'm so sorry friend, would you like to joint myself and my cousin on some mediocre adventures?

Rolled 6, 5, 2, 5, 4, 2, 1, 3, 5, 5, 1, 6, 6, 2, 6, 6, 3, 3 = 71 (18d6)

roll 3d6, assign to a stat, repeat. No takebacks allowed.

Rolled 13, 1, 18, 19, 19, 2 = 72 (6d20)

Just watch me fucboi.

Rolled 1, 4, 4, 3, 3, 6, 6, 5, 1, 4, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 6, 6, 3 = 63 (18d6)

Str 10
Dex 7
Con 4
Int 8
Wis 8
Cha 17
>hey, dm, since the sum total of my modifiers is more than -2, Imma scrap these rolls and roll again

Congrats, you're not a pussy, you're a clumsy autist wizard, with the wisdom of a druid and resilience of a barbarian. The sky is the limit!

+1 in Str, +1 in Cha, only a -1 in dex...
Could make for an adequate bard, probably will want to get that Heavy armor training feat as soon as possible, kinda, um, kinda squishy AP there.

Try not to trip over your own feet again, you ugly fuck

Rolled 1, 3, 2, 6, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6, 6, 5, 3, 5 = 74 (18d6)

Leggo

>implying that Patreon has any purpose other than as a retirement fund for trannies and dangerhair SJWs

Rolled 8, 1, 5, 6, 8, 5 = 33 (6d16)

>d20
>letting players get 20s on their stats

real men do 1d16+2 in order

STR 6
DEX 14
CON 9
INT 14
WIS 18
CHA 13
Time to be a sickass druid

>trannies exist oh no the world is ending

>Fucking 27 minutes long
I have no idea who this man is, and boy do I not care enough to find out

Rolled 5, 2, 2, 5, 6, 4, 3, 5, 5, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1, 5, 6, 4, 4 = 73 (18d6)

Sure, I ain't got that long a lifespan anyway.

Rolled 12, 18, 13, 12, 10, 16 = 81 (6d18)

YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY, WATCH THIS

Rolled 14, 7, 20, 20, 1, 10 = 72 (6d20)

All right, fuck it, lets see what we can find.
You next.

Used to be one of the better snarky internet review guys, genuinely funny. Started up a ttrpg series in 2011 where he told stories and went on rants about his opinions on different systems. Was pretty good until 2016 when he just went radio silent, with the only content he put out being awful vidya streams where he insulted his audience constantly. Now does nothing except start twitter drama

Rolled 2, 2, 3, 2, 5, 1, 6, 6, 1, 2, 4, 5, 4, 2, 5, 2, 1, 6 = 59 (18d6)

Hmmm. Okay.

STR: 9
DEX: 15
CON: 13
INT: 11
WIS: 11
CHA: 14

Baird the bard, at your pleasure.

Rolled 2, 6, 4, 3, 4, 3, 6, 3, 4, 4, 5, 1, 5, 5, 6, 4, 3, 4 = 72 (18d6)

str 9
dex 12
con 12
int 7
wis 8
cha 15
>I literally would not qualify for any class in 2e
>third roll

Rolled 5, 5, 6, 3, 3, 2, 5, 1, 3, 3, 1, 6, 5, 5, 1, 3, 3, 1 = 61 (18d6)

"Okay."