Greentext thread

Post greentexts.

>garbage thread
>post shit and garbage

Fixed that for you.

I'm sorry nobody posts your greentexts, user.

Something fresher than weebp story and All Guardmonk party.

i'll dump what i got

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I'm not the one who makes threads just to post his garbage though.

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Maybe we should make a greentext bingo?

Sounds like a great idea. Post ideas for squares.
>And then I rolled nat 20 again!

I was thinking something more like this:
>sir bearington
>el lucha
>that weeb guy
>stuffed tarrasque
>godbound stories

And every single one of them that gets posted over and over and over and over and over again.

Don't suppose any of you fa/tg/uys have the greentext where a Lawful-something warrior sees his Dickbag-Evil party gearing up to murder and rape a city, then has an illusionist make them think he went through to murder them himself to keep them from doing worse?

Nevermind, found it.

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Bullshit I just did.

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Recentish one.

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This is the dumbest thing I've tried to read in one of these threads.

I won't deny that the player clearly knows a thing or two about political maneuvering, but what the actual fuck?

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So I made a couple screencaps recently...

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And this is the last one.
...so far.

Some of my finest screencapping, if I do say so myself.
Party on.

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free space
>edgardo

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Silly, but fun.

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I remember having a game like this, except I didn't have needles in my skin but 2 small bags of holding with about 10 daggers in each. I would get disarmed, grab a new dagger with main action, and stab them with bonus.

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that what I hope to provide

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>Become Teenage Furry Slutty Stalin

We have this and yet no one trying to be like Yiff-ler?

here's a "recent" one i enjoyed

Does anyone have the World of Darkness thing about Paladins? It was kinda long and it was about hearing the music of god or something.

I think this is what you're looking for.

>Paladin- The Redemption.jpg
Thanks!

hey fellas I'm looking for a greentext.
it was about a superhero campaign; pc 2 villains, pc 3 heroes.
the heros were being dicks and one of the villians is a sneaky bastard and blows that back in their fact

Here. It's shit, and your taste it shit too. I bet you liked Sith Janitor too.

Stop posting this atrocity when a superior version exists

>(You)

thanks user
never said i liked it.
but my taste is generally shit.

You're disgusted that some people are better at formatting than a shell shocked monkey?

To screencap your own ebin greentext is to be lower than a snake.

Don't shoot the messenger, I just saved it

Some time ago I wrote Heroes of the Spiderwoods. I know that some of you have read it and liked it, so I'm going to ask a question here.
Soon, I'll be dropping a sequel. But before it happens, I want to revisit the original. There are radical jumps in quality of writing sometimes, there are lots of spelling mistakes, so I want to rewrite parts of it - mostly the beginning. Think of it as "Spiderwoods - George Lucas' special edition".
Those who care - what do you think this?

Don't do it man, nobody cares. It's good enough for what it is.

Hey gents and gentlefags, have any of you seen a story, possibly green text, my memory is so wooly now I can't remember right. Welp, I am looking for a story involving a young child being adopted by the Eldar.

Thanks for ya help/ info.

don't pretend it's not Veeky Forums related.

Is the sequel about Fiona and Gunnar?

here's some extra fresh content

Anyone have the one about the slutty elf princess and her sex antics?

Well that escalated quickly.

>mon petite pomme de sang

That's a masculine possessive adjective, this guy meant ma petite pomme de sang.

Taking basic French was a good idea for college, actually.

Samefagging

I think it was "princess moon" or something like that.

If I remember right it was talking about the long lifespan of elves, and how they probably don't feel any sexual act is deviant, since they've done it all.

I'm dumb. Found them in my DB. (1/3)

(2/3)

(3/3)

They're all from 8ch Veeky Forums, not here.

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Anyone have the one about the clown playing CoC?

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Fucking amazing! A very good read!

Also, does anybody have that greentext about the paladin that never fell despite the GM fuckery and later turned a dark lieutenant back to light?

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Beautiful.

>even the crown along with the king's skull as a collectible to some fat noble
Kek

Fug

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