Hey Veeky Forums just found out my girlfriend is pregnant...

Hey Veeky Forums just found out my girlfriend is pregnant, I've got roughly £40k saved (I'm 19 btw) will this be enough to raise a child?

use the money to start a life in new country

HAHA
how do you feel now that your life has ended?

you will get no sex and your girlfriend will become obese

holy fuck

you made my day

its enough to abort

If you have any amount of savings and no debt then you are already way ahead of the average person your age; that's plenty of money for daily expenses. Do you own a house? I don't know how the housing market is wherever you are, but that's probably more than enough for a deposit for a mortgage.

That's not even enough to pay the adoption company to take away that retard

You young fool. Abort it.

Live in the UK, no house but I can put a deposit down, I can try get her to abort it but if she wants to keep it I'm fucked

You're going to get fucking hosed from this broad. Neither of you are mature enough to raise a child. You'll grow to hate your partner while your child grows up with divorced parents.

Congratulations. And sure. Just dont be stupid with your money.

how the fuck did u make 40k

abort. you're fucking 19 and your gf probably isn't any older. this is a great way to lose all of your money, end up at a dead end job, and realize in your mid twenties that you've completely wasted all other life options. convince her to abort, emotionally manipulate her if you have to, then take her on a nice vacation to forget.

Inherited some from my grandad, won 20k betting on horses and saved some from my job
I think I'm gonna have to convince her, I can't throw my luge away this early, there's too much stuff I wanna do

40k is more than enough deposit to get a house
u will get a shit load in benefits
just talk to the gov see how much u r entitled to

i wouldnt even think about an abortion
u live in a first world contry
its impossible to not afford suffiient shelter and food with all the government support we can request

I don't really have any financial advice for you. But as a 22 year old who has a 1 year old boy, I think you're going to be alright. It's not as big a deal as people make it out to be. And think of it this way.. if you don't have another one you'll have raised a child by the time your 40 when all your friends have just begun having theirs. Also, it goes without saying, having a kid is serious fucking motivation. To make money, get your shit together, etc. Use it wisely. And enjoy the process!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah retards like you who can't wrap it up deserve to have your life ruined by your new child. Enjoy the sleepless nights, enjoy the fights with your fat gf, enjoy the empty bank account you will look at for the next 20 years. You. Fucked. Up.

The test is negative, retards

i thought i was the only one seeing it

are there only virgins in this thread?

absence of answer means yes

fucking cunts tricked me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

non virgin here. never actually seen a pregnancy test in person. hoping i never have to

if the niggers do it

you gone have to work fag, or pray you settle yourself with crypto :)

If you’re both white, put the kid up for adoption. Don’t scar your gf emotionally if you do like her. She will never recover. If you don’t care about her then no worries, let her have the kid and put up for adoption still, then break up with her. As long as the kid is out of the way to help you and alive and white to help the white race, everyone wins. He could be the next Hitler and save us.

If you’re shitskins, you should both kill yourselves.

It's not, blank is negative, a line means positive

how do you save 40k at 19 lol

You need two lines for a positive test

The support (first line) detects a specific hormone (HCG) and forms another line

I have a clear reconciliation of seeing that in biology, as well as remembering the relief of seing only one line when my gf showed me (wouldn't have aborted, though, because it's an assassination).

This is some decent technical analysis

You aren't going to make it.

Marry her and raise your child to be a strong British man. Your country will need him to be strong to fight the invading Muslim hordes.

You’re not a degenerate are you?

This is correct. Source just got my wife pregnant

The sooner you got a child the sooner it will leave the house.
Trust me i regret not having a child 10 years ago.

You're dead.

^^ WOrked in fertility. The amount of positive bchgs we got, adn then it declined. It should double every 48 hours. Go to a gp and get the bchg done, usually around 50 quid. Then get it done 2 days alter. ANything less than a x 1.5ish increase and you're golden.

Or, if you wanna be bad and she has contraceptive pills. Make her take like 3. If it has progesterone that'll help stop it. High levels indicate pregnancy, so if you artificially increase her progesterone levels, body thinsk its pregnant, wont let another embryo implant, yada yada. It's the basic concept behind the pill.

DOnt raise the fucking kid. Get an abortion or put it up for adoption to a nice couple with fertility issues.

There's 3 chains in life; get 2 and you're grounded to a ten mile radius. Marriage, mortgage, kids. You are 19. You've barely lived.

I'm getting the strongest deja vu from this thread, like down to almost every reply. Soon OP will say that he is joking.

This board is controlled by the CIA

Read the thread. Sentiment is you want to not have it. Good. You're far too young.

WHat kind of person is she? MY gf could never get an abortion, or even give up a child. SHe is far too caring and emotional.

If she is emotional, you're going to have to take away her dreams. No "It'll be so hard, we're too young, we're too immature". Prey on her never being able to move to some bullshti like NY, or go travelling, or live in a different country for a year or two. Take away all that in a sympathetic manner.

If she;'s logical, hit her with the facts. Young couples, young babies etc.

If she is truly madly in love with you, you may have to promise to never leave her. You say you want to start a life, a family, a house with her, but you're nto ready yet. Kids? ABsolutely, and only with her, but not now. You can't give them the life they deserve as you're nto financially and emotionally able. If she agrees, you're in the clear.

Then you break up with her. It is heartless and unbelievably callous, and you will completely lose your circle of friends that's shes in. Delete your social media if you have it. Then live your life. Had to do the above when I lived in Scotland. Moved to London. Life is great for me. She was broken and had a breakdown.

^

or suggest she do an abortion and never see her again, otherwise your life is over

He's the guy. He's not the woman.

>40k P0unds
>19 years old
>girlfriend (not wife)
>pregnant
>The child is a girl (*not yet confirmed but likely).


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