You and your party are sleeping out in the wilderness during your quest

Maybe you are looking for THIS package.

I roll for cringe

Dignity

>succubus (male)
Point out that fact. The creature will paradox itself out of existance.

Also
>not setting up watches
Do you even innawoods?

>what is 'of value'?
you should know that the only thing of value to a succubus (male) is bottles of semen

Mysterious npc attacks party during the night?

Kill it!

if dm gives his fetish character plot armor, I'll know this aint my sort of game

Abso-fucking-lutely! Personally, so long as it's feminine enough and you're not going fucked in the ass, it's not gay.

lol gj, i am the same OP :3

>being a preist/paldin
>being a virgin
lel

i would only fuck a guy that passes for a girl when fully clothed.

and id only get fucked in the ass by a big strong tall muscular amazonian woman with a big fat juicy cock, because thats my fetish >:3
>pic related
sparrow is a treasure

Shoo them off. There's room for only one squad support incubus, and I hardly get provisions as it is.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Sneak attack.

Too big of cocks for me I like male on trap and male on futa. Sadly, the male on futa is fairly rare, since it's usually the opposite

Smite Evil. Alert the party, question the wizard/sorcerer after it's dead.

>male
>she

Getting real tired of this meme

>traps are a meme
getting real tired of all the faggots on this site

>paradox

There any more to that image?

>those horns
>pigtails
>multicolored hair
>those teeth
god i would throat fuck that slut so hard, then ram her boipussy so good until my balls are completely empty.

yeah nigga, a whole comic.

No, and since user told you the artist's name, there's no way to find out.

>implying that will stop me.

>boipussy
AKA some guy's ass. Yes, that is very gay of you.

Follow the Roman Way. It is not gay if you always play the dominant role. It's still Greek degeneracy, but at least it's no filthy oral barbarian sex.

>Greek degeneracy

Greeks never smashed that mf girlprostate, too busy getting thighjobs

Romans were the homos who argued that boipussy was so good women should call their assholes a second vagina in shame.

Warn her about the bag of devouring.

If any of my characters see anyone rifling through their stuff, the rifler is getting a knife/bullet/bolt to the fucking skull.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

Lay down a Hex and give her disadvantage on Charisma so she can't seduce me. Eldritch Blast.

> >you awake to find this succubus (male) rifling through your bags, looking for shit to steal.
The bags are a pet mimic, though. I don't know what the fuck the succuboi expected, but the only thing he's getting tonight is eaten by a sentient chest.

>cast Entangle
>wake the rest of the party
>chew out whichever party member that was taking watch
>discuss what we're going to do with this thing
>reapply Entangle as necessary

I thought /wst/ had been banned. Why are you degenerates so fucking persistent in bothering other people.

You're supposed to fap to Trap x Girl, retard.

If it's a (male) body, why are the breasts censored?

Inquire as to where exactly she found those bags, since as far as I know, the entire party carries all their possessions in their asses of holding.

Jannies have been trigger-happy lately

Sauce on the artist? I'm on a phone, can't use image search.

Grapple, force into a kiss that happens to be the trigger condition for my Contingency spell, Vomit Swarm

> Jannies have been trigger-happy lately
Then why they didn't delete this thread yet? Honeypot tactics?

Smite it like the literal demon it is and then go back to sleep.

I like you.

>women
>with a penis

There's only 2 sexes, and the one with a penis we call "male"

My Pet Tentacle Monster

>Sex is called 'male'
Dude, you fucked up.

Sex = feminine / masculine
Gender = Female / Male

It is really not that hard.

Yeah I know, but netnubs always saay 'there's 31 genders/baskin robbins" so I've decide that means sex is the other one.

Sex is an activity, gender is binary benis/vagoo

Unless it's 2D, then anything goes

31 genders

Baskin Robbins (tm)

>succuboi
thanks for the new word famalamadingdong

Thanks, now I want some fucking baskin robbins ice cream.

Sex is your physical parts, gender is what you think you are.

WRONG..
Gender is a linguistic term that doesn't exist in English, (that's why tranny shit is seen as retarded everywhere where gender exists as a part of grammar)
Sex is either male or female.

Let's count:
1)Male
2)Female/Futanari
3)Girl(male)

Divine smite

Sex is an activity you do with your parts for fun and procreation

Gender is what parts you've got to do it with, as assigned by chromosomes

Sauce? Found nothing on reverse GIS
S-sorry, senpai, I don't usually like asking to be spoonfed ;w;

I am so glad they're gone.

I'm going to use the dead space of this thread to say that

"There's only two sexes" is a completely truthful and scientific argument. Because sexes are the domain of biology.

"There's only 2 genders" is not. Because genders are not the domain of biology. When people try to use biology to attack SJW saying "There's only XX and XY, get the fuck out with your gender politics" they are actually proving themselves ignorant. No field of study on biology deals with 'gender'. Proper scientific standard determines the SEX of individuals by calling it SEX, and that is related to their role in reproduction.

Gender is the domain of social studies. Gender is, yes, connected and derivative of SEX, but gender is a construct build over SEX, and not a biological given. Gender is the series of norms, rules, expectations and social positions that apply to someone of a given sex. While it is true that in many societies there are only 2 genders, there are cases where there's only 1 gender. Or 3.

Scandinavian society for example, was often seem as a 1 gender society, where everything was either 'more manly' or 'less manly'. There was nothing inherently feminine except the lack of male traits. The role of women was the role given to the most unmanly members of a society, while to take other roles, one had to prove their manliness. This is further sustain by known viking rituals like the rituals of the ashes, first described by christian priests that lived among the tribes in effort to convert them. The kids were all raised as genderless, or 'girls' until they were close to ten years old where boys and girls start to become different from each other physically (aside from genitals). In that moment, boys were picked from their childish play (usually on ashes), and taken to enjoy the company of man hoping they'd gain manly traits that were barely present until them.

Not that user, but the panda shows all
exhentai.org/g/991842/5f9f3e78b0/
Have fun.

I found it on sadpanda by searching the Artist CG category for--
Oh, fuck you.

>subus (male)
Fuck off tumblr, they're called incubi. Read a fucking book, fuck, even your badly drawn western penis-nose porn doujins would tell you as much.
/pol/, if you're here, post some space nazis.

You are wrong, but since you are not gonna go read about it and just gonna cover your metaphorical ears and not give crap who anyone who tries to explain to you differently, I'm just gonna say this: You think you are being clever/funny but you are just being dumb.

Incubus means "top", which is inapplicable to subby bottom bois like Selim the Succubus

See also:

Go cry on your blog about it, faggot.

Incubus means "to lie upon", succubus means "to lie under"

It ain't about their sex, it's about what they do that makes them either succubus or incubus

Not me.

I know this is bait and an attempt to not sound like a homo but the term you are looking for is Incubus. Be gay if you want to but stop being a faggot and hiding behind memes

>J-Jam it in

An Incubus "lies upon" women
A Succubus "lies beneath" men

Guess which one Selim does

Tyrannosaurus Rex means Tyrant King of Lizards, it's not about being a species, is about being the God Chosen but despotic Monarch of Cold Blooded reptiles.

That doesn't really work considering the etymology of incubus and succubus works more like a job description. If we're talking species, then nobody's gonna deny that they're demons/devils.

That's wrong and you're a retard.
Gender is linguistics only, marxist on universities pretend it's not.
You should ask a doctor to euthanize you.

What I mean to say is that while the names could be used to describe something by approximation, they do not restrict that thing to the literal meaning of the name. By conventional rules, man laid on top of women. So it makes sense that feminine sex demons were called 'bottom' and masculine sex demons were called 'top'. But then saying that any demon who varies in sex position have to be renamed is nonsensical. It's like saying you can't call a baby T-Rex because they'd be technically a prince. It doesn't work.

I'll deny it! SHe's NOT a demon! She's my wife! She's goodI Redeemed

*grabs you by the throat* Back the FUCk off??!

Divine Smite cast at second level, delivered by my longsword with Gauntlets of Ogre Power. 4d8+6 Radiant.

Show on scientific paper on the field of biology that uses gender and sex interchangeably. It's okay, I'll wait.

>Show on scientific paper on the field of biology that uses gender and sex interchangeably
I stated literally the opposite you illiterate fuck.

Sex [sehks], noun

1. either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions.

2. the sum of the structural and functional differences by which the male and female are distinguished, or the phenomena or behavior dependent on these differences.

3. the instinct or attraction drawing one sex toward another, or its manifestation in life and conduct.

> It's like saying you can't call a baby T-Rex because they'd be technically a prince.

That's exactly what dinosaurologists have been doing for centuries

hey gurl wanna hav sehks?

This kind pf space nazi's?

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>succubus means "to lie under"
What if she has to be top because the girl she's with is very meek?

Nah, this

>Marxist
You have some guts calling someone a retard considering you don't even know what 'Marxist' means and probably put 'social liberal' 'left wing' and 'communist' on the same box like they are the same thing. You are worse than a internet retard. You are a de facto idiot.

Marx was a economical philosopher. He had some views in how society should work, mostly based on economy. But Marxism isn't even the ideology that support his views. Marxism is merely a model to understand history looking solely or mostly through the laws of economical laws. Marxism is directly opposed to the views of his contemporary philosophers who viewed history through either the lens of the 'Great Person' school of thought, which was rather positivist, or the 'Dialectic' school of thought. I won't go into detail in how those two worked because you can easily find out. But Marx basically rejected their notions in name of a materialistic outlook on history. He claimed the solely motor behind human progress, exchange and whatever, was the exchange of goods and services. According to him, all wars and religions formerly solely around the notion of controlling resources, being it labor, raw materials, trade routes, etc. Marxist view of historic is very hard to refute because usually material interest intertwine with other motivations, but many people believe he gives ideological beliefs, political views and other factors too little value in his analysis.

>What if she has to be top
Then she automatically deploys the gigantic ding dong donger

Oh Lawdy.

You didn't see the big stink when Jack Horner started 86ing dinosaur species as just juvenile forms of other dinosaurs?

You Shouldn't call people illiterate while you clearly isn't smart enough to formulate arguments or understand what people write user. It reflects poorly on you.

Dammit Mike I told you I didn't steal your fucking flute, so stop digging through my stuff and go back to sleep.

>that pic
>cowtits
>unrealistically large dick
I'm sorry about your shit taste, user, I genuinely hope you do get better.

>calling to summon /pol

FUCK is wrong with you

Don't even remind me. The Nanotyrannus thing still stings.

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Yeah, but you're a shitposter who enjoys having threads about shota succubutts on Veeky Forums.

>Implying the guy who shitposted this thread here isn't a questfag

user, come on.