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>And never, ever take a job to steal a dragon's dildo
What's the weirdest job you've ever gotten, user? Stealing a baby juggernaut for a house pet? Trying to make a background count by thinking mean thoughts to protect a magic-phobic client? Digging holes in Poland for some nutjob who thinks dwarves used to live underground? Jacking the latest gold-plated DNI cables from Renraku?