Lo and behold, you have become a king! of what...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Magic

Useful, but he'll probably just take my crown while I'm trying to cast.

Was wondering how long this would take to get here.

It's interesting in that it could be both metaphorical (A ruler who voraciously takes over other kingdoms and lands without concern for it's people, culture or rights, just to have it) and literally.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Mimicry
The fuck is a tachyon? A schrödinger's cat is fine too, but that thing lust is quite scary.

You are basically The Flash

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Greed_Manifestation

I grant the double king's wish for infinite crowns crushing him under 10 tonnes of irony.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Modding
Go on you little coat with eyes and teeth, shoo.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Punishment_Manipulation

What a fitting power for what I'm up against.

The crowns could be taken has titles. Titles are a way of measuring how big one's monarch penis is.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Imprisonment
Yeah I think this could work out pretty damned well for me.

My current character is a wizard with a whole lot sunk into telekinesis so I think I'll be fine given that the double king has no defense against it.

I'll be fine.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Elemental_Abilities?useskin=oasis

Does this mean I win?

Alright. What the fuck are these things and why is some faggot posting these all over Veeky Forums?

Watch the video in the OP.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Hearing
I'm fucked.

technically the Double King got banned from death too.

I love Felix Colgrave's stuff, but good god is it weird.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_Removal

is being a king count as a condition? could I remove it from someone twice?

I think I'm good.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pestilence_Manipulation
All hail King Nurgle!

Funny thing is
You cannot kill him, since he got banned from being dead, so you have to watch out for him all the time, eventually causing you to go insane.

Also a good thing to consider:
He hides several weapons under, has multiple arms and a probably very strong mouth.

>how screwed are you
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Faithifery

In my case I would change that question into how screwed is he,with the answer being, however I imagine him to be.

I drink to hide the pain, but I shouldn't - I'd be stronger.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Lordship
EASY

Him getting banned from death is beneficial since that means i have absolute control forever.

MY VAGINA GOES TO HELL, so no diplomatic marriage for me...
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Ball_Projection
Roast the fucker.

This is troubling, as in this is one of his less trippy works

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canaanite_Deity_Physiology

So I'm the god-king of isreal then?
Cool. Fuck the middle east with my...
Anger AND rage empowered, combat empowered AND combat enhanced barbarians. I will create war and manipulate war into being more profitable for me. And that is but a mere FRACTION of one of my aspects!

Soooo, I got this. Though the Double King seems like he has some degree of power I doubt he can stop all of my divine gifts.

Props for Felix Colgrave, but this belongs on >>/qst/

In his setting, the crown seems to confer actual physical power, too, so it's understandable that he wants them

It seems like he only wants the crowns, because they are crowns. Shiny, pointy things that rulers wear on their heads. He might use the power accidentaly tho.

Now I kind of want a crown...

OK, I lolled at 'H'.

So is Terry Gilliam into animation again?

Nothing Gilliam about this aside from giant hands.

How would you guys run a game in this setting?

Depends. You either play as royalty, or would-be's, who seek to get a crown.

>not playing as one of the derpy butterfly people who live in a kingless society

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki
I can turn into a vengeful spirit and try and kill him?

How about one of those guards whose objective seems to be protect thier king's crown?

>Ripping Friends
Sheeet man, now I feel old for some reason.

Shoot, screwed up the link.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kobold_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Keystone

If he kills me, the world ends, so I think I'll be safe enough.

>If he kills me, the world ends, so I think I'll be safe enough.
He's probably too autistic to realize or care, he just wants your crown.

Look up Double King by Felix Colgrave on Youtube. It's glorious. He also did a music video for Source by Fever the Dream (pic related).

At least I'll have a clean death
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Wall_Generation

I guess I could build my own castle, but what's that gonna do?
>You cannot kill him, since he got banned from being dead,
No, he fell off the side of the world.

>Heresy Inducement
Good luck, I'm behind 7000 Cultists

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Kiss
Close enough to steal my crown, close enough to lewdly zap him to death.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solidification
>"User can solidify or give solid-like properties to of liquid, gas, plasma or other form of non-solid mass/energy by causing the loose molecules/particles/energy to come together with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond."

Sounds just vague enough to be completely fucking busted.

Yeah, but the rest of the world has to watch my back.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusory_Omnipotence
While it may work against normal people, judging by how Double King reacted to the King of the Dead, I doubt he cares about how omnipotent I look if I have a crown.

Well that explains what these things are.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Drain

I mean, i least I can tire him out

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Perception

He dead. cuse i see.. him... as... dead?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Negation

Yeah, okay, I am pretty sure I can just negate the fact that Double King ever even became single king. I'm not that worried.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration

As long as I am around light, I am all good

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Wall_Generation?useskin=oasis
Trap him in a wall of gribbling flesh that eats him alive while constantly regenerating him so he can never die... I guess

>how screwed are you

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Magic

kek, I have plot armor, I already won.

Was it autism?

It was.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Dreaming

Fuck him, I'm the supreme being.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temperance_Empowerment

Well, I'm never going to stop fighting him I guess.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnatural_Size

i am HUGH King! fear my bulk! double king is no match for my almighty frame.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment
I'm not sure

I would ban that little shit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_Embodiment

I am completely and utterly broken.

fukyeee dubbz kang

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Binding
Bondage, my power is bondage...
I'll let someone else figure out how screwed I am...

I wonder how it would be like playing an Evil character version of this.

a murderhobo that exclusively kills kings?

>Double King, Collector of Crowns
>Constantly assassinates royalty whether they be fair or unfair, takes their crowns, and promptly leaves
>kingdoms collapse with no clear defining structure on who is king anymore, leaving some to worship DK as the "King of Kings"
>ignores them as long as they dont get in the way or gives a means to help him get a crown
>waves of cannon fodder thrown to give DK even the slightest chance of getting one step closer to his goal
>as a king cowards before the Assassin King of Kings at knife point, managing to talk through the knot in his throat, he asks in his final words "But.. Why?"
>To which he coldly replies:

youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

and thats my edgy OC, donut steel

So, he is kind of unstoppable, immortal being which only goal is to hunt down royalty and strip away their regal symbols of power, both material and spiritual? And only you can do its just delay your own demise if you are targeted by that being?

That is some "Lovecraft's Old Ones" level stuff. Im totally gonna use in my next campaign, where PC are nobles.

not immortal, just immoral. he is all about material wealth and has nothing more than sheer determination with a rags to riches mentality blown out of proportion, and myths may blown out of proportion by heresay. But as an otherworldy being would be an interesting one. Might i recommend "I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site of Odin" as a better choice for an otherworldly Eldrich DK theme song.

But in reality he is a braindead if crafty murderhobo, and any capturing or crown taking will result in a constant *autistic screeching intensifies* until he gets what he wants.

He's not immortal, he bled out from losing a finger.

But after that, he was banned from land of dead into space... Well, technically, DK may be one of the Old Ones.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chess_Mimicry
I WAS BORN TO TAKE KINGS.

Though really i have an absurd cheat here: any time he comes close to me or my kingdom, suddenly, I'm a Bishop! or a Rook! or a Knight!
Yep... no kings, queens, or other monarchs here... thankfully, Double King just kinda ignores anything without a crown.

He wasn't banned, the ruler of the underworld just gave him the crown to shut him up, and he ran off with it.

Yeah, tell that to Harg, the Serpent Queen.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Absorption
This seems like a mary sue power.

her flaw is simply that she is not the HUGEST

someone is running a Double King Quest over on /qst/;

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Swimming
Can't steal my crown if he can't see me wearing it. Hell, I could probably steal his crowns.

lol shut up faggot

>Hibernation

fuck

How hasn't Felix Colgrave animated Rayman yet? His aesthetic's spot-on for an adaptation.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consequence_Creation

The consequence for intent to harm me is a slow and painful death. Double King BTFO

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Aura

Maybe I can get the double king to give the power-hunger a rest

>Copper Manipulation

Make him a copper crown, and as he wears it make it eat his head off....might work.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse
dat nigga ded
along with everyone and everything else

Is this one of those Pyrrhic victories I've heard about?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption?useskin=oasis

At best double king would fight me to a draw, but in the end I'm still immune to anything he throws at me.