Be a kid and save a small spider from being killed by another kid. Fast forward to your now adult life. The world is invaded by killer robots from space. A giant spider out of nowhere destroys one of the robots that was about to kill you.
"Now the debt has been repaid my friend", says the spider.
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Thank the spider, tell him/her good luck and stay safe, and try to save my family from the killer robots.
I didn't know Hagrid posts on Veeky Forums
"So, are the other spiders I've saved along the course of my life going to show up at some point, or are you just exceptionally virtuous? Because the way I see it, I must have at least a hundred saves built up by now."
Join the spiders in fighting robots of course. I shall become the great arachnimage
>suddenly, all those "I want to fuck a dragon" posts make sense
This, basically.
Kill the spider for the XP, but I wouldn't be happy about it.
Hope my Tarantulas also grow large and help me out.
Meanwhile Newt gets autistic about behavioral descriptions.
Well, I'll probably just be confused, since I doubt at this point I remember that one specific spider unless we have spoken before since then.
But either way, I thank it for its help. That's just what you do in these situations.
I still probably die to space robots, though. I don't really see a way out of that one.
Try to foster an alliance with the giant spiders so humans and arachnids can pool their resources to defeat the robots.
What about all the robots I've saved over the years?
gee.. I do wonder who could be behind this post
I marry the Spider Princess to solidify the Spider-Human Alliance.
I wonder....
Gain a new party member
Save it from the robot warming up its weapon right behind it.
"No, it fucking hasn't!"
Die from another robot.
Well, getting mummified in giant-spider webbing is kind of a fantasy of mine...
Nod. Then say "fair is fair, there are things you can do better than me and things I can do better than you. Since we have the very foundation of trust under our belts, wanna work together and just might survive this whole thing?"
Literal natural 20 Chr roll.
If it's girl, fuck
Then she eats you or does whatever female spiders do to their mates, which I'm sure is gruesome or deadly or both.
Reminds me of one game where a player spared a giant spider and freed her, and later on she didn't eat him when she caught him. Though it became magical realm after that.
I kill spiders on sight, but when I do yard work I make a point to get the snails out of harms way and or into cool shade.
What are the chances snail bro will save me?
>childhood friend spider waifu
Sign me up.
By the time it gets there you'll be long dead.
Save it from the robot with a giant heat ray standing right behind it.
I always save pray mantises for this very reason.