How would you respond to this situation?

How would you respond to this situation?

give op a noose and instructions on how to use it

Joke's on you, I couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

BUCKLE UP BOYS

I'M GOING IN DRY

Yes, Yes darling you look lovely.

Now, we really need to dicuss the evening; your brother is coming over, and of course, he's going to going around flying on that ridiclous hoverboard, ranting about "Race wars" and "Purging the living", and all that drivel. So we'll have to have the Crypek elevate the roofs of the Tomb complex by a bit to account.

Oh, and darling, please do consider wearing some of the embroidery I had made for you. I know not what has driven you to endear those fleshy garments to yourself, but I lost some of my best Deathmarks fetching you those Aeldari skins. And the Jewels, why, they are magnificent!

Melta gun

More tea, sir?

Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help but notice your nice and bloody handiwork there. Would you mind if I helped myself to the boney skull bits you throw away once you harvest the fleshy bits?

Also, if I could maybe borrow a cup of blood neighbor, I'd be very grateful.

It's time to cut through the seams.

a bit like this.

Bad Xeno! Stop flaying!

ROLL

TO

SEDUCE

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Bring all the fucking firepower i can muster and then some more, There's no kill like overkill in these sorts of situations.

Also fuck yo magic realm.

Well she already has my skin, I sic my skeleton on her.

I'm not a /k/ person AT ALL but those... sicken me.

>/k/
you forgot the c
those are chef knives you ape

The guy who posted the image here - those are clearly intended as a murder weapon of choice for deranged yandere gothic lolitas.

When did Xeno contract the flayer curse?

It's a boot! It's poor piss out of a boot you useless idiot!

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Why are you mad?

diaper joke

I usually just lurk until the artist posts some diaper porn.

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Especially today, of all days.

I would immediately lose a large amount of respect for anyone who had spent money on these.

Blyatman?

Cyclonic torpedo. Applied directly to forehead.

How would you respond to this situation?

Free elf.

Clothe elf.

Hug elf.

Start smiting some motherfuckers with my holy avenger

(The holy avenger is my sword)

>elf
>big tits
Get this shit out of my face

Buy Elf sex slave. Trade for two Goblin sex slaves.

If the slavers are human then I buy it and then kill it. If they themselves are also the kin of Umaril the Unfeathered then they too shall die.

Yow, that looks like it hurts! Bactine, honeypie?

I swear if there is a baneblade under this coaster.

There is not ONE baneblade under the coaster, I can say that much.

That really tells you everything you need to know, doesn't it?

Alright, what now?

Now walk up to the roof.

When you get there, walk to the edge.

Then jump off.

This x100000000. I would go full on white knight paladin, and /r9k/ can suck it.

>Buy Elf
>Teach Elf trade
>'Free' Elf to be employed in my sweatshops.
Keep the stronger as poor sharecroppers and we go for a full vertical monopoly

Buy elf slave, feed her and dress her properly, teach her reading, writing, arithmetics, household chores and make her my housemaid (not the sheet warmer kind, rather, the head butler kind).
The ultimate goal here is to turn her into a female Jeeves, i.e. matron of the house.

They are decorative hobbyist items, nigga.
If you would lose a large amount of respect for anyone who spen money on those knives, why wouldn't you lose respect for someone who spends money on, I dunno, Warhammer figurines?

Levels of cringe. A grown man painting little soldier toys can be seen as immature.

that same man spending 400 dollars on a butterfly-growth knife (and let's not pretend it's not going to be the centerpiece of some creepy alice-inspired chrine) is that much worse

What if it's a gothic lolita female cosplayer, though?

FUCKING GENIUS!

>You're just about my size
What did she mean by this?

Nat 20

hard mode Nat 1

what have you done to the spines of those poor knives

Really makes you think.

If you want to keep slaves, just keep slaves; don't jump through hoops to make your slaves look free.

Buy elf and teach her how to be a proper meido. Then lace her food with lactation inducers, dick growth potions and aphrodesiacs until she either comes to me with a throbbing, leaking erection and a mix of embarresment and primal urge on her face, or alternatively rapes me.
Then i look for another elf

I like boys, sorry