The party encounters an army of amazonian women who are all in their twenties, but their father is in his early 90s

There's no way the Scotsman was 30. He looked more 40.

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Early male pattern baldness is a thing.

Really disappointed that old scotty didn't meet jack.

It's probably from his dainty wife

A better question is how the Scotsman's wife not only gave birth so many times, but gave birth to so many girls who appear to all be the same age.

No U.

What's the maximum number of eggs a woman can carry anyway?

Some dudes just look like that.

Very loudly.

Celtic majick WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBS laddeh.

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she is large and fertile

like the earth

One of my friends is 22 and he is bald as fuck. He started losing his hair after he got out of high school.

Same thing happened to me.
By the time I was around 20 all the hair on my head transferred to my face.
>tfw skinheads keep chatting me up

What if the Scotsman's sword replaces Jack's until he finds it?

>YEW CALL THAT A THRUST, I COULD STAB BETTER WITH A WET NOODLE

You forget he was a Scotsman.
30 to them is like 70 to the rest of the world.

Shut the fuck up, us animefags arent trying to false flag shit here. We dont even have a negative opinion on Jack

I hope this is what happens. I also want the Scotsman to constantly shittalk Jack, since he lost the sword.

Celtic magick runes, laddie, aside--

This setting has permitted a batch of heptuplets, the Daughters of Aku.

If every pregnancy were more than six, then you'd be blessed with many, many children for the price of what would be maybe five.

His ghost could still meet him

>Having only one wife
Oh you whacky christians!

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>implying Scotsman has eyes for anyone other than his wife
>implying Scotsman would ever for a moment even THINK about polygamy or adultery

You need to rewatch all the Scotsman episodes in the old seasons.

Or, crazy thought, maybe they're in their late 20's to early 30's and they're actually full grown women, judging by their build

You have taste as shitty as a public indian street

Maybe we're big ol racists and don't have the cultural background to tell a 13 year old gargantess from her 18 year old sister.

I like you. You can stay.

unf

tube babies, just a hair from mom and dad go into the machine, and a hundred come out the other end.

Welp. I outta go browse pictures of socittish and ginger BBW's now and do certain stuff.

I don't ask questions or think about it, because some things were not meant to be known by a mortal man.

MAGIC WOMB LADDIE

>shitty cartoon
Oy, fak you.

Well Ashi's mother was able to do 7 daughters at once. Supposedly from Aku. And she looks like a beanstalk compared to Scotsman's wife.

So Scotsman's wife probably gave birth to all of her daughters at once.

It was seven different women.

I knew a guy who had a full head of grey hair at 17. He thought it was kinda cool though

CTRL-F "Craster"

What's the matter, can't take criticism? Your shitty cartoon can go elsewhere, you can't even make an argument about the Veeky Forums-ness of the setting because there isn't a fucking setting.

The distant future, approximately 1000 years in the story plus alien contact. Earth, same Earth that the City of Townsville exists on.

For a place with no setting, it sure has a lot of environments and locations within...

YOU DARE SMEAR THE GOOD NAME OF THE SCOTSMAN???? HE WAS TRUU TO HIS DAINTY WIFE AND WOULD NAUT DARE LOOK UPON ANOTHER WOOMAN

>you can't even make an argument about the Veeky Forums-ness of the setting
It's a kitchen sink setting. Whatever the GM can justify within reason works. Winged aliens from some far-off planet and a suspiciously C3P0 styled robot need to be saved? Done.

Various time portals guarded by creatures and beings from both established mythologies and original canon?
Done.

Lots of callbacks to shows/books/movies/etc that the GM liked?
We're all guilty of it.

Not the other Anons but if you don't like this thread just hide it. It's better than another thread bitching about 3.X.

>slutty_sheep.jpeg

That was a fun thread.

Twins, tripplits, ect.

Also their ages could be between anywhere between 16 and their late 30s.

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He looked like someone bludgeoned his face to a pulp and then roughly tried to sculpt it back into what it was before. You can't attach an age to that kinda look

What the Fuck is continued, most if not all ways to the past are gone and true unsettling darkness and depression and guilt is setting in. Even aku is in a funk cus jack isn't dead.

We watched some random model esk type pop out 7 count them 7 healthy girls... And your complaining a woman larger than the Scotsman himself couldn't outdo that?
You disgust me user

This season is supposed to be more cohesive than the previous ones, but it's still following a fairly episodic format. The first three were strongly linked, but the third was a strange detour into a monster's belly and the fourth just jammed together a bunch of plot hooks and some random blue furry children drama. Ashi and Jack's insanity loosely link it all, but they seem like they're taking second place to these extraneous episodic plots. I think the main issue is the overarching plot is, like Jack, pretty aimless. I'm hoping Honda Tadakatsu will help get things back to being more focused like it was in the first three eps.

>but the fourth* was a strange detour into a monster's belly and the fifth* just jammed together a bunch of plot hooks and some random blue furry children drama

...Or it existed to further Ashi's character arc from brainwashed assassin to Jack's disciple...

dumbasses

Their father has high CON.

That was honestly done with an unexpected amount of brevity. Her major turn came at the very end of episode 4, and then continued in an almost montage scene in the first part of 5. The bulk of 4 was mostly humor and scenery porn, while 5 had so much going on it didn't really have space to spend the whole thing developing Ashi's character, which I think would've been a better decision. Really I expected her conversion to take more convincing than it did. You'd think someone brainwashed from birth to think you're the enemy of creation would require more convincing than being shown a field of dead trees and being told "Aku did this, honest"

I'm a weebfaggot and I'm watching since it is nice to have (mostly) serious toned western animation. There are some criticisms I have but I'll withhold ny final opinion until it finishes.

Fucking hell, completely forgot. Anyone got the MEGA link?

>surrender is never wrong when it comes to desire.
heh.. Smut.

In a 10 episode season, we have spent 5 with Ashi in it in some way, and at least 2-3 of them have shown that she has the propensity to not be a mindless idiot sometimes. I'm glad they didn't spend too much time on fixing her brainwashing, because damn I am tired of hearing her scream "DIE SAMURAI."

I love the show, but I don't think I could take much more of that.

Aye, she twas as bonny a lass 'as ever there was.

Did you see their mother's hips?

AYE. If that Indiana Jonesn' old English wet noodln' cunnin' plan' stand havin' mother in the bath peepin' hamon forgettin' weird al lovin' comic book collection' real estate sell in' English Lolly gagger could sire a protagonistin' bastard then a true Scotsman could sire an entire supportin' cast, AYE?

Fucking this

>wet noodln'
How'd the Scotsman see his Stand?

That guy must have been a former adventurer who bedded with an amazonian tribe and then somehow become their patriarch. Or the same thing in reverse order.

>How do you explain this?
Who said these women have the same mother?

The Scotsman seemed to be unbelievably faithful to his wife, even not being enchanted by sirens.

It's pretty likely that they all have the same mother.

This is why there was more than one thing.

You know, like literally watching space thugs be assigned to take over a small, peaceful village full of innocents.

Watching an already devastated village and having a chance to help gives a call to action; if she thinks that it's right to help people, then she's going to go help regardless of whether it has anything ado with Aku.

This is to say, doing what she thinks is right supercedes the faith that she had in a god that she's never seen.

I'm curious as to how she developed this morality after a lifetime of being trained to believe weakness deserves no help

She just instinctively knows it. Her mother tried to beat it out of her, but she's still intrinsically good.

Pretty much. Among her sisters, she was always the one who was "weak," or who needed the most prodding. Personalities don't just start out at 0 and come up in a vaccuum, everyone is going to be slightly different to start with (nature) and then be further shaped by how they're raised (nurture).

Also he probably will become a bloody smear on the floor if he ever even for a second thought about other woman.

>guaranteed replies

>Criticism
kek

So? He seemed pretty vigorous at 90. God knows he was probably slaying mad poos in his 70's

He's a ghost.
That's basically what a stand is.

They keep getting deployed offworld at .9c and they're 60+ years old by planetside clock

1. Scottish Runes

2. He banged a shitload of women when he was 70, duh

MAGIC RUNES.

Best answer.

Jack has been Veeky Forums related since forever you mongrel

>newfags on Veeky Forums
And her I thought everyone had forgotten about us

>At birth, there are approximately 1 million eggs; and by the time of puberty, only about 300,000 remain. Of these, only 300 to 400 will be ovulated during a woman's reproductive lifetime.

MAGIC RUNES!

What the hell happened to all of those eggs between birth and puberty?

He fucked an army of women in his 70s.

Next stupid thread...

I'm actually more impressed that his wife could handle all these births, in what, her 50s or 40s? Pregnacy is taking a quite a toll on a body, especially old.

He could have easily banged one woman a day for a year

Males never lose their ability to produce viable sperm

She's a whole lot of woman, very... stout, and capable of much destruction.

I'd imagine they come from 20 different women

There is nothing more impossible than surviving adultry on his wife