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Ravenloft ended very early for my group.

>when you fail a death save
>the group goes on an adventure to revive you
>and then you fail the next death save

>dark lord sitting in his castle planning his next nefarious deed
>party wants to you to use stealth skills to open with a sneak attack
>instead an npc bard kicks open the door and starts playing violin
>big bad looks on in confusion as a red leather clad man comes in behind and starts vaguely dancing all around the room

I think personally that Halflings are underrated..

I STILL don't know how that dude became so popular as a wrestler.

Good version of this

Bad version

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It's like watching a proresu Rock come up, I never really thought it would happen.
He's made it on sheer charisma and balls out wackiness.

Who is it?

What class?

Shinsuke Nakamura.

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Sounds like the druid I played in 5e

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>You're next line is "Are you sure you wanna do that?"

Too be fair to the GM, When you say a girl has "loose morals", You don't necessarily think of the Geneva Conventions.

From when the entire party did these.

This campaign made us emotionally suffer.
But it's fine because we went in knowing this would be the theme.

Are you trying to fucking imply Cidney has loose morals because I will stab you

>Subtitles Carrot, but not the random anime guy.
>On Veeky Forums

Hey, the All Guardsmen Party! Fuck yeah, I love those stories.

The GM, in a moment of Magical Realm, gave me an Ifrit summon flavored as a sexy anime lesbian teacher domme and submissive student duo.

I flavored their attacks as farting firestorms.

The whole game varied from tongue-in-cheek mockery to full-blown nonsense. Our monk acted like one of the muscle men from Cho aniki and primarily used thrusting attacks with his crotch or ramming attacks with his ass.

My Bahamut summon was reflavored as summoning a quintet of lolis. With elemental railguns. Whose attack consisted of exploding the whole world, then using the "Love and Kiss it Better" railgun to undo all the collateral damage.

Certain herbs may have been partaken of during these sessions.

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I saved this from a thread a while ago. One of the few I've seen that were genuinely funny.

Fuck, I legitimately cracked up. Well fucking done.