ITT Veeky Forums creates a character with only 10 words

fisherman

A fisherman who duel wields the leprosy riddled wives of other fisherman, wooed to his side by his prowess in the bed.

Force-sensitive

Yes, all my yes! Now... If only we had a drawfag :(

a drawfag wouldn't dare design the sin your hands forged.

Veteran

Character 2?

shark-toothed

Lawless

Milquetoast

Kobold

Arsenal

Eats

Jubilees

Curious

A force-sensitive kobold veteran, the lawless mercenary, soft-spoken and deadly. He wields a mighty arsenal and eats curious 50-year anniversaries.

Character 3

Flat-chested

Cyborg

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Justice

delusional

cyber-dong

Stereotypical

memester

I-I think this may be literal cyber-cancer, no joke.

Edgelord

Now it is

cute

Character 4

Educated

Half-Dragon

Alcoholic

Asshole

Tsundere

Obnoxious

A cute cyberloli virus that uses her powerfull cyberdong to infect the PCs of normies with software to download so many memes, that the PC gets bricked. Sadly she is suffers from some disease.

Hoodrat.

Hero

operator

except

An educated half-dragon hero who's actually a hoodrat, not that that stops him from being a total jerk to the girl he likes and protects by being an operator operating operationally. Not that he likes her or anything, though!

Russian

Dehumanized

Boxer

Girl.

Brain-damaged

Prehensile

Drunken

Hair

Pie

Indomitable

Wide-hipped

Dwarf

Svetlana Drago, iron-willed female russian boxer, using mysterious technique to grab opponents with her long hair. Brain-damaged during her many fights, leading to alcoholism. Bakes incredible pies.

Svetlana Ivanovna Drago

Mongol.

degenerate

Sergal

bipolar

wizard

pet

desperate

spicy

virgin

Trap

Bombastic

Mute

Singer

Fearless

Weary

Killdozer

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