>regular humans >covered in dumb, showy, non-functional flairs like exaggerated helmet crests
>Bright Crusaders >principled human team that never fouls or fights dirty >have practical armor designs, nohelmets notwithstanding >still packing blades the size of their forearms
This bothers me.
Christopher Jackson
I like that these guys actually look like fantasy medieval dudes.
Samuel Myers
Going to be entering a blood bowl league at my FLGS, playing a dark elf team, we will be using the gw rules and I recently got the death zone campaign supplement. any tips?
Brody Cooper
Roll a lot of sixes.
Gavin Anderson
Super helpful, thanks. Anything actually useful?
Dominic Martin
Dont roll a lot of ones.
William Walker
Don't take an assassin. Don't roll ones. Screen the ball and flood the field. Get kick.
Benjamin Sullivan
Avoid giving free blocks
Anthony Cook
Don't be afraid to enter in a brawl, know when it's time to dodge out of one Do the passing game but don't be afraid to block when it's safe to do it
Foul as much as you can
Daniel Gutierrez
>foul as much as you can >t. Cmonkey
You might as well make it your tripcode, man.
Kevin Smith
>Implying I would give elfs tips rather than calling them to kill themselves
Joseph Robinson
>bullying elfs >current year
Juan Ramirez
You favor running plays due to your average armor and large amount of players that start with Block, but you still follow the rules most elf teams do: minimize the number of blocks allowed against you, and keep passing options in your head in case you run into trouble.
Brandon Morris
>its turn 2 and I haven't removed any norse players yet
Come see if King_Mad can actually win a game this season.
Cooper Foster
Doornails win 2 - 0 with a bunch of cas.
Kayden Gonzalez
>amazing headsculpts >resin
kill me, I'm not paying a million pounds for a good looking human team
Tyler Sanders
That's what you get for bringing AV7 team to a bash league.
Nolan Ortiz
dead
Hunter Davis
man they cost 32 pounds. That's like 10 pounds morethen the plastic ones? Also they come with options, which means it might be slihtly easier to convert the two blitzers you need for a functional team.
Also a new Dark Elf player, what's wrong with the assassin?
Aiden Collins
too expensive play, av7, no skills
stab doesn't do anything
Grayson James
Shadowing and Stab are both skills that look nice on paper, but are just kind of "eh" otherwise. Not bad skills to have to begin with as you don't have to spend a skill up on them (not that you could for Stab), but then we get to the real problem:
MA6 is awful for Shadowing, as the skill is based on the shadowing players MA value vs. the shadowed players. MA6 being completely average, the Assassin is thus really only any good at shadowing players with MA4 or less... so, Zombies, Dwarf Linemen, and Mummies. None of which typically plan on dodging like, ever.
And Stab is problematic because it fails far more often than you would think. It's typically more effective to simply block a player unless it would be difficult to or put you at a disadvantage to try it (like a block/dodge/sidestep player, or when you have a strength disadvantage). And when you stab and it fails, that means your AV7 player is now simply standing next to someone who will likely turn around and punch them on the next turn, which usually doesn't end well for the Assassin, as he doesn't start with anything useful for protecting himself like Dodge or Block. So by making the stab instead of either doing a normal block or dodging out of the TZ, you are likely giving your opponent a free shot at a fragile player. Finally, if your stab works, and even better removes a player - that's it. That's all you get. Casualties caused by stab give the stabber no SPP. So the piece you took to try and take out other fragile pieces gets no reward for it and in the end you have to feed him touchdowns and vanity passes to get anywhere.
Eli Thomas
I'd already done that with my humans, I was complaining about the conceptual discrepancy.
Nicholas Thomas
Fight da power
Kevin Hill
dont listen to this guy, he has no idea what he's talking about
>if your stab works, and even better removes a player - that's it. That's all you get.
well, you know, apart from maybe having gained a numerical advantage and maybe removed something really important to the other team
idd iwith your assessment of sin weaknesses but let's not write off stabbing because all it does is remove players. spp are great but removing players can win games. and you do play to win the game right?
Liam Foster
But typically normal blocks will be more effective than stab, earn SPP rewards on casualties, and also give you the option to not leave your player exposed to a counter block when they fail to do anything lasting.
Charles Flores
and so the Kangz lose their last game and go into retirement having never accomplished anything
but no matter what they'll always be KANGZ inspiring young generations of black men to rise above the system
Hudson Adams
honestly the only time stab is good is if you have multiblock on it and can get two stabs on the los. it should really give a bonus to the armor break, or you can use an extra blitz with a stab piece or something. having to not move to stab ruins it
also is it fresh teams each season or am i going to be playing some sperg's massive epeen like in vets
Jackson Ramirez
Returning teams are allowed and there are a few teams with over 300k in tv over rookie teams, but Stunty is nice in that it's extremely easy for a team to permanently drop 100k+ tv in a single match.
Daniel Gutierrez
This picture is an actual player on FUMBBL, I didn't realize this was also a support group for pedophiles with mullets! Look out kids. This guy wants you to ride his mustache.
Ethan Wright
Massive spergs , it won't be that bad tho. Get good inducements
Justin Wright
When God rolled his CHA, the result was double skulls :(
Elijah Martinez
this, GW is killing the Blood Bowl buzz; my local area has it nearly dead because of SW:A
Joseph Gomez
Help, that guy with the mustache raped me. That's what I get for dressing too sexy.
Samuel Harris
what's his name
Jacob Watson
Average age on fumbbl is like 40 though. I know at 25 I am 7 years younger than the next youngest player in my league
Nathan Ross
I'm just a scrawny little Welshman, and I couldn't fight off mustache mullet man no matter how hard I tried, and he had his way with me.
I would have guessed that most players on FUMBBL are 80-year-old women sitting around knitting sweaters the way they gossip about each other on Discord and spectator chat.
Joshua Walker
buncha dusty vaginas
Christian Collins
Rookies Finals are underway shortly, as will the Veterans in a couple of hours.
Congratulations to LogicsFate and another bunch of Lizards winning the Rookies League Leaders Shield.
Juan Brown
Should really do something bout that 1200 tv rule
Jaxon Rodriguez
HAHAHAHAHA good joke
Brandon Collins
Red Fang Rockets just edge out Amorican Psycho in the final game of the regular season.
Grats to Quickslithers winning their final League Leader's Shield too.
They will never stop, all of Fumbbl shall be converted to the ways of the secret league.
Oliver Miller
>the g access was a typo
if you're not memeing and you think secret league is the end all be all of bb you're retarded
blood bowl 2 on steam is clearly the pinnacle
Andrew Sullivan
Clearly SL is taking over Fumbbl, that's why 2 out of 33+ games are using them...
Austin Johnson
sadly this is more an indication of fumbbl dying
Ayden Foster
But so many of those teams are weak and useless.
Isn't it fun to crush a weak team with one of the insanely overpowered teams in that league?
Alexander Cooper
...
Christian Brooks
Lol this game is for fucking faggots.
Xavier Butler
yeah i'd rather they balanced all the secret league teams than make new ones honestly. like 60, all pretty playable / balanced races (not counting the stunty ones) would be better than a ton of teams but only 1 in 10 are actually good
Yeah that's about right, most of the interestingly designed teams are around about 50% W/L and are surrounded by overpowered or monstrously weak teams.
Except for Squig teams, they have 25% W/L and are hilarious.
Logan Mitchell
>balanced(?) Khemri >all ag2, no sure hands
Daniel Thomas
block access no decay blockers is nice though
Grayson Brooks
It begins. If anyone else wants to join and prevent Tooby from getting a free win, let me know before Wednesday.
Gabriel Edwards
Okay, Border Princes seem just awful. Are two assassins with 7ma, dodge, shadowing and stab enough to make them not shit?
Otherwise looks like baseline humans with everything good stripped out of them.
